2009 MTV MOVIE AWARDS

Last night was the MTV Movie awards and it was a big crap fest, I may have laughed twice and that's probably overestimating.

The winners:

BEST MOVIE
Twilight
The Dark Knight
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Angelina Jolie - Wanted
Anne Hathaway - Bride Wars
Kate Winslet - The Reader
Kristen Stewart - Twilight
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Christian Bale - The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man
Shia LaBeouf - Eagle Eye
Vin Diesel - Fast & Furious
Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE
Amanda Seyfried - Mamma Mia!
Ashley Tisdale - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Freida Pinto - Slumdog Millionaire
Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Vanessa Hudgens - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Kat Dennings - Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE
Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Taylor Lautner - Twilight
Ben Barnes - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
Bobb’e J. Thompson - Role Models

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Amy Poehler - Baby Mama
Anna Faris - The House Bunny
James Franco - Pineapple Express
Jim Carrey - Yes Man
Steve Carell - Get Smart

BEST VILLAIN
Derek Mears - Friday The 13th
Dwayne Johnson - Get Smart
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Johnathon Schaech - Prom Night
Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army

BEST FIGHT
Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson - Bride Wars
Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet - Twilight
Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride - Pineapple Express

BEST KISS
Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy - Wanted
Freida Pinto and Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
James Franco and Sean Penn - Milk
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon - I Love You, Man
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)
Amy Poehler - Baby Mama, Peeing In the Sink
Angelina Jolie - Wanted, Curved Bullet Kill
Ayush Mahesh Khedekar - Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed
Ben Stiller - Tropic Thunder, Tasting the Decapitated Head
Jason Segel and Kristen Bell - Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Break-Up

BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)
“Jai Ho” - AR Raham, Slumdog Millionaire
“The Wrestler” - Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler
“The Climb” - Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
“Decode” - Paramore, Twilight

Twilight fans are freaking madness, every time the movie was mentioned people had seizures.

The best moment was SACHA BARON COHEN held by a wire over the crowd dressed as his newest character,Bruno, a gay reporter.

He was lowered down face first into Eminem's crotch, which made his crotch right in Eminem's face, I thought it was a joke but then there was a lot of silence (bleeping) and his entourage grabbed Sacha and chucked him off of Em. Eminem then stormed out of the awards with his handlers. Click here to feel incredibly awkward.

That would be the only interesting thing that happened, other than that it was just a bunch of Twilight people accepting awards.

Arrivals to come...