Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Mama's Boy

A lil tid bit about Brody Jenner.
"Brody's mom RSVP's for him to parties," said our source. "She called on his behalf for the L.A. Confidential Hypnotiq Halloween party Tuesday night."
I would love to hate on Brody but I kinda gotta a little smile on my face Monday night when Lauren scooched over to lay beside him in the couch.
He's gotten to me. The part that of me that secretly always liked him seems to be winning over.
Spencer still needs to die a slow and painful death though.

On Air With Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacreast was talking to Britney live this morning. All I hear in this inter view is
" you you you know"
How did this chick ever become famous. She should have been in school instead of out on tour. HORRID.
At the end of the interview (and right after Britney was asked when she sees her kids) Alli Simms came on the phone and started talking. When Ryan asked to talk to Britney she said she had just ran into the shower.
CLICK HERE to listen to the intelligence that is Britney Spears.

Martha Get's Festive

I don't really like Martha Stewart's personality but I give props where props is due. She really is THE Domestic Diva. I aspire to plan a party like this Biznitch.
Rosie O'Donnell was on her show today dressed as Queen Elizabeth.

Driving Home

Brook Shields recently talked about a run in she had with her house.
I really did drive into my house. I was wearing these fabulous sort of kick-ass platform patent leather [heels],”
“I slowed down to what I thought was a proper speed. … I went to go put my foot on the brake, and I couldn’t get my foot off the gas because the wedge was completely wedged under.”
“I slammed on what I thought was the brake, and it actually was the gas!” A pillar ended up damaged. “I was fine,” says Shields. “The pillar, of course, was removed – at which point I was like, we didn’t really need that, that’s just in the way.”
I could totally make fun of her but really I did this while I was learning how to drive. It wasn't into a house but a lawn and I wasn't even wearing heels...more like runners.
What's my excuse?


Christina Aguilera shopping for her fetus.

Nicole Richie doing what Nicole Richie really i don't know what she's doing.


New Couple?

The WTF of the day is that rumors are flying that Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong are a couple. They weer spotted together at the Rose Bar in The Gramercy Park Hotel.

"They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Ashley's 21 and Lance is 36. If this was any other 21 year old girl we would be "Sayin' She a Gold Digga" But she's loaded so my cynical heart is gonna say it's love. doubtfull but that's what I'm saying.


Britney's Wild Night & Romo Speaks

I'm trying to compress all the Britney stories because homegirl's wearing on my last nerve. Tid Bits about her partying on the night of her album release are stating to leak and it seemed like quite the night.

  • frequent bathroom breaks
  • switching outfits with a bartender
  • dancing on tables to Gimme More
  • Downing Grey Goose Mixed Drinks

Britney needs a hug.

When Tony Romo was asked about him being linked to B Spears he says:

"I think [it] sometimes goes with this position. Being the quarterback ... you're at the same place with someone else and people just run with it now."

Yeah people tend to jump to conclusions when they see someone giving you a lap presumptuous.


Stop the crimping madness.


A Tanner Family Reunion

Mary Kate Olsen dinned with Bob Saget in LA.



I give you AC Slater aka Mario Lopez dressed as something for Halloween, does it really matter what?

Mad Money

Click here to see the trailer for Katie Holmes' new flick Mad Money with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifa.
I'm all about the gayness movies so I'm in.

I will Stop Watching Movies Forever

Michelle Phieffer should have been tarred and feathered for making Grease Part 2. But now she's just going way over the edge. She's claiming they want to remake the movie and cast Jessica Simpson.
"It's a great idea and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy, she would be good. I would love to play the school principal. She is fun and has some great put-down lines. I think I would like the part now that I have been asked."
No no one should play anyone. The movie should not be remade...end of story . Even if it does it does happen PLEASE don't put Jessica Simpson in it. I will have to cry.

Just Lost You Kids...GO GET PIZZA!

Britney Spears will NOT regain custody of her children. The judge has granted her two visits per week (from 12:00-7:00) and one overnight visit per week. Kevin and Britney must figure out a Holiday Schedule on their own and Britney must have her pool childproofed before the end of this week.
"In the order, the Commisoner wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”
The coach also said Spears seemed to have “a lack of general attention at times” but there was nothing she would characterize as “abusive in a traditional sense.”
And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: “The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”
Britney's seen above grabbing a slice and a pop yesterday while house hunting in Hermosa Beach.

The Designer Did It

Although we all know it Roberto Cavalli is being accused of letting the Cat out of the Uterus. He claims that making the clothes for Jennifer Lopez's tour has been difficult because she keeps on growing.
"Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger."
What a revelation.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007


My ass is sick as Hell and am going home to sleep.

Don't Do That Anymore

Britney Spears left Hollywood club Winston's last night and jumped into an awaiting car. she must have been cold or maybe coming down off something perhaps? Either way cold is not a good look for her.
Click here to see the maddness. This womans life is like a cartoon.


Eva Mendez made a comment about how working with Joaquin Phoenix on We Own The Night was like "Working with a little puppy dog".
Well in the new issue of Playboy here's what Phoenix had to say,
"Had I known I was supposed to be a puppy dog, I would have been much more cute and more consistently attentive. My apologies, Eva, but I had a few other scenes that you weren't in. This puppy dog had a lot of work to do."
So he's basically saying shut the hell up because you were like an extra.

Lindsay Lohan's Costume

A cheese but I had to do it.


Are We Done Yet?

Pamela Anderson needs to pack it in troops.
I hate to say it because I sound like a hater but she's old and not the classy old where you are like "yeah flaunt it it you still have it". You know like Diane Keaton or Susan Surranden.
The end of the movie "Sandy Gone Bad" look shouldn't be attempted anymore Pammy.


The day has arrived...Britney Spears' album has dropped. We know the reviews, unexpectedly they are strong so now we just have to see if her buyers still have faith.
I was never a buyer so I don't really count but I will not be at HMV today I can tell you that much.
I am in support of downward spiral Britney...

Random Pairing Of The Day

Paris Hilton parties with Larry Brikhead at the Playboy mansion.
If that's not scary I don't know what is.

Katre Hudson's Halloween Party

The hostess with the Mostess.

Ashley not a hooker...refreshing.

Kurt Russell. LOVE HIM!

David Spade, not a costume but a great shirt.

Dax (only here 'cause it's my girlfriends house) Sheppard.


Yeah Right

Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado.
Yeah right...I'm sure the biggest accessory in this costume was a sock.

Gwen Gives Back

Gwen Stafani will donate the proceeds of her San Deigo concert last night to the victims of the wildfires in Southern California.
When I heard about the devastation of the fires, at first I felt I should cancel my show out of respect, but then it occurred to me there might be a more useful solution,”
Gwen grew up in Orange County (Southern California).

Monday, October 29, 2007

Guess Who?

I got it pretty's all in the eyes.

New Couple

I shouldn't say couple...rather One Night Stand.
Britney Spears and Tomy Romo were spotted together last night at Les Deux Nightclub in LA.
Ryan Seacrest said on his morning show today that hew saw it all first hand.
"I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood,” he said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. “She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She kind of smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking."
"Lap dancing?" a co-host asked.
"I mean some would say," Seacrest said.
"She's on his lap," the co-host continued.
"Yeah," Seacrest replied.
Smiling and Laughing about your custody case? The one where you're in danger of losing both of your kids.
I can't offer you much info about Tony Romo because he's a football player and I don't do sports. I do know that he was once linked to Carrie Underwood and that he plays for Dallas. I also know that he now has crabs.

Babie's Having Babies

Lil' Jennifer Keaton has kids!

Livin' In Crazyville

Renee Z just escaped from the nut house but looks like she forgot her meds there.



This Is Not A Trick ...Or A Treat

This is a real tattoo on Dean McDermott's arm of his wife Tori Spelling. I never knew he had this tattoo to tell you the truth, but apparently it's not new.
I want one, but I want mine of her as Violet Bickerstaff.

Hallowen with Cheese on Top.


More Costumes

Jamie Lee Curtis...I don't get it.

Rumer Willis...I really don't get it.


BREAKING NEWS: Posh Back To Brown

V Becks has said adios to the Blond.

Preggers Watch

I like Christina Aguilera but someone's gotta tell her about the make-up situation. Looks like Dennis Rodman was given a shopping spree @ Mac.
Her kids gonna come out with full foundation.

A Breath Of Fresh Air

America Ferrera walks about being "boring".
"America said: "Paparazzi will sit outside my house to see where I'm going, then when they see I'm on my way to work they'll be like, 'This is boring', then drive off."
I have a lot of trouble understanding how people see me as a celebrity. I work 14 hours a day and then I just want to talk to my family, see the people I love, pet my dog and go to bed."
The 23-year-old actress insists she is not interested in a party lifestyle.
She said: "You'll never see me at the launch of the new PlayStation or dancing on tables at some club. "For me, the fun stuff is being able to get my mom tickets to TV shows like 'Dancing With The Stars'!"
Boring will get you further than table dancing. All the top actresses are pretty boring, Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, Natalie Portman.
It's the table dancers that can't get a box office hit.

Reese and Jake Get Halloweeny

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal show up for Kate Hudson's Halloween Bash in LA.

Halloween Madness

I'll give you Fiddy Buck if you can tell me what Alvril Levigne is. (Not really 'cause I'm broke but still just tell me...I can't figure it out)

The only thing a slutty girl does for Halloween is slap on some hoes with those clip thingies and bam! you got yourself a costume. I'm assuming Paris Hilton was Alice and Wonderland but I only know this because it says her name on the skirt.

Click here to read a story about her going postal on some Porn Shop Manager in Toronto because he had her image hanging in the window.

Teri Hatcher was The Queen of Hearts at a Charity Event.

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