Thursday, November 30, 2006

Nicole Replaces Julia

Julia Roberts took some time off to have her twins and whiole she did that she was replaced by Nicole Kidman as the highedt paid accctress in the bussiness, earnig 17 million per picture.

Second place goes to Reese Witherspoon who earns $15 million per movie. Third, fourth, and fifth places went to Renee Zellweger, Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz, respectively. Each earn $15 million per film.

Filling out the top ten are Halle Berry ($14 million), Charlize Theron ($10 million), Angelina Jolie ($10 million), Kirsten Dunst ($8 million to $10 million) and Jennifer Aniston ($8 million)"

But the people who take care of you children make 35k a year.



Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are officially engaged. And Iam officially not caring.


At it Again

Britney partied again last night. She is seen here with Brandon Davis an oil heir and big JACKASS. For those of you not familiar with him, he's a loser with a lot of "family money" that he spends in LA clubs while partying with the likes of Paris and Nicky Hilton. He also dated Misha Barton for a while. He's a big pile of grease and will take Britney lower than KFed evercould have. We'll see...


A Word From Richie's Reps

"She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.," says a source close to the actress. "She wants to prove she's trying to change."

Well...that's riviting.


On His Side

Mel Gibson on Michael Richard's tirade.

"I felt like sending Michael Richards a note. I feel really badly for the guy. He was obviously in a state of stress. You don't need to be inebriated to be bent out of shape. But my heart went out to the guy. They'll probably torture him for a while and then let him go. I like him."

We all know why you like him...Hitler.


On My Turf

Gwen Stefani's in Toronto. She's pictured here at the Much Music Studios. I think she looks like ass but I'm sure some would disagree.


Britney sees Daylight

Britney Spears made a trip to the local Pharmacy in Malibu yesterday afternoon. I tried to warn her that chilling with Paris would land her in the Pharmacy. Anyways, she was wearing pants 'yall! No va-j-j slips and clean hair. TEAM COMEBACK!


"The Holiday Premiers

"The Holiday" premeired last night. Kate and Cameron both looked good and Jude Law looked like a slimeball as usual. He makes me ill.


New Home

Tom and Katie have puirchased a new homein England. Just steps away from the Scientology Centre this one's a gem.

"Tomkat purchased the six bedroom complete with indoor swimming pool, underground garage, sports pavilion, games room, greenhouse, a high-tech security system, a staff cottage and a landing pad."

I guess I should start packing now.


Wednesday, November 29, 2006


"Oscar winner Sofia Coppola has given birth to her first child, a baby girl named Romy, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The baby was born on Tuesday in Paris.

The father is Coppola's boyfriend, Thomas Mars, the French singer of the band Phoenix. "


Diddy's girls

P Diddy's girlfriend Kim Porter is ready to pop. She's carrying twin girls due mid December.


Winslet's Words

In a recent interview,

"She explains, "Recently, I've been doing a lot of press. Odd things keep happening. People keep digging up little nuggets of research that they think no one has ever seen before and it's not going quite according to plan. I was on Good Morning America with Diane Sawyer, who is a wonderful, lovely woman and they thought they would surprise me by showing a clip of a breakfast cereal commercial that I was in when I was 11 years old, but it wasn't me. I just didn't have the heart to say, 'Oh, God, Diane, I'm really sorry, but your researcher got it wrong. It's just not me.'"The stunned actress didn't have the heart to say anything at the time because she didn't want anyone to lose their job. She adds, "I just didn't want the researcher to get fired!"

Could this woman be any nicer? She makes me realize just how not nice I am.


Anothe Night...Another Va-j-j slip

Brit partied again last night and there was also the good ole' JUJE slip. I'm posting this one because it's not really that graphic (like the narsty last ones) it's really just a reminder of the trainwreck she's become. On the bright side it does look as though she's washed her hair.


Julia Does Oprah

Julia Roberts was on Oprah yesterday and she talked about her family.

"With numerous film credits and an Academy Award on her shelf, Julia says she's happiest with her role as mother to Hazel and Phinnaeus, "I just love them. They're fun and happy and honest and just fill me with so much joy."

Motherhood has given Julia some surprises, "I guess I didn't realize that you could really just like your children as much as your friends, you know? I just enjoy interacting with them," Julia says. "I'm interested in their point of view."

She seems really happy. She also talked about how much she is in love with her husband Danny Molder. Cute.


DUI & The Backlash Begins

Britney was spotted leaving dinner with her drink still in her hand and then she drove to the club. Drinking and driving is not cool. Even on ecan cloud your judgement...take a cab biotch.

In other news about Britney, her myspace is being flooded with honest comments from her fans. Maybe she will finaly see what it is she's doing to her career. Some example comments:

From WhiteySmokingPot in Cuba: "whats up w/ the divorce you whore??? man you need to learn how to raise your kids."

From Laura in Maryland, USA: "girl, put on some underwear.. and where are your children when you are strutting around all over town at clubs getting wasted? kevin federline is gonna get your children if you don't watch yourself. you definitely don't seem fit to raise your kids."

From Daniel in NYC, USA: "lord girl! come on. i know you can do and lindsay are LOSERS! ur not, please dont become one. im prayin for you girl!"



Another wedding day photo for TOMKAT.



On her official site:

"11/28/2006 More divorce... I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read - and I'd like to resolve this amicably - not fueling fires - and with dignity.

Kids don't know the difference between fact and tabloid ...does anybody?

Truth is Bob is great in many ways - we just don't belong together...we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son...we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time."

Obviously Bob is Kid Rock. Thew photo above is her recently...looks to me like she's not doin' so good.


Tuesday, November 28, 2006


I love it too Fergie...believe you me...I love it too. And you call that make-up? Looks like she just got a beatdown by a trick because she stole her corner.


Jessica is reliving the old days when her grade school "teacher" made her wear a helmet and ride the short bus to school.



My boy SEAN P is walking 'Yall!!


We've GOTTI Some Trouble

"The 16-year old grandson of the late mobster, "Teflon Don" John Gotti, was pulled over on November 10th, after blowing through a red light. Cops say they found marijuana, OxyContin and morphine pills in the console, glove compartment and trunk of Agnello's 2006 Chrysler Pacifica. They also found OxyContin and morphine pills in the purse of Juliana Buckley, Agnello's passenger."



Peta Names Nicole Richie Worst Dressed of the Year

Peta's "claws" are out this year as they present their worst dressed list.

"This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones," snipes the animal rights group. "She's an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match."
Ashley Olsen, 20, is the runner-up. "Wearing fur does add 20 pounds," PETA says, "but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead."
Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria, 31, also made the list. PETA opines: "You'd think she'd be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane

I myself don't really like fur but I'm not like a paint thrower or anything. I just think it's ugly.



Just because you wear glasses doesn't make you smart Britney. It does make that hideous hat brighter though.



There will be no wedding bells anytime soon for Justin and Cameron. She explained on Ellen the other day,

"When (Justin) was on the show I asked him if you were going to get married," DeGeneres says.

"I saw that," Diaz responds. "You know the answer to that, Ellen. I'm a commitment-phobe. Don't want to do it."

I couldn't care less if this hag ever get's married. I do want to see ther new movie "The Holiday" though. Weirdly I don't mind her movies but in person she makes me want to vomit.


Reese on Set

Reese and her fake belly on the set of her new thriller.


A Gyllenhaull Familty Outing

Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaull were spotted strolling in NYC. We got a first look at baby Ramona's head, too bad it was the back of it. They seem to have a cool brother sister bond.

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My girl Hil D and Joel Madden have split up. Joel's amnager claims

"Joel is, at present, single."

My faith in Love is gone...first pammy and Kid now Hil D and Joel. I can't go on living.


Keepin' it Real

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler keep it civil for the sake of the children.



At 6am this morning Britney Lindsay and Paris all piled into Paris' truck and headed over to Malibu (Brit's place). Apparently the party's over and Britney's going back to being a mom....well at least for the afternoon, you know after her nap and detox.



Friends and family are claiming to be shocked over the news of Pam and Kid's split. Ritchie Ritch (Designer for Heatherette) shares his feelings...

"Maybe it's a spat," Rich tells PEOPLE. "They're so in love, and I'd be surprised if it was over forever. I don't think she'd let her prince go."

In other news, Denise Richards was just spotted with Kid Rock.....JOKES!


Monday, November 27, 2006


Her Rep tells People Mag:

"Pamela filed for divorce last week," Anderson's rep, Tracy Nguyen tells PEOPLE. "It wasn't a happy Thanksgiving." On Monday,
Anderson posted the following message on her Web site:

DivorceYes, it's true.
Unfortunately impossible. "

Damn I really thought these two would make it!


Lil' Crow

Russell Crow stepped out in New Mexico with his newest son Tenyson. He's a cutie. The older son scars the shite out of me though. It's as though his hair has a mind of it's own. He's the one who should have the blanket over him.


Hiding Something?

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt hiding something or is she just a hideous dresser? Looks like something Tori Spelling would rock.


Bree walks

She looks a lot bigger on Desperate Housewives than she does here. It's seems as though they are really trying to hide something everytime she's on-screen but she's not really that big yet. Looks to me like they could still hide it with clothes.


Easy Tiger

Somehow I really doubt it. Dave Navaro? But remember it's not the size of the boat....


Brook Baptizes

I guess Cruisey's attempts to lure Brook Sheilds into Scientology went unrewarded. She was seen leaving St Patricks Cathedral with her daughter Greir and husband. It's believed she was baptized Catholic.


The Fun Part

Britney takes part in the fun part of parenting, buying presents. Who cares about the midnight feedings! I bought you a truck!!


Quote of the Day

The Dixie Chicks were about to proform their song "White Trash Wedding" at the Staples Center in L.A.
when lead singer Nathalie made this dedication:

"We'd like to dedicate this song to K-Fed. I don't think anyone is dedicating songs to him right now."

Oh the humiliation.


Who's your baby-daddy?

I never realized how much Kingston looked like his dad. No cheating here folks!


Two More Nights

Two more nights of skanalicious partying went down this weekend.

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