Monday, March 31, 2008

OH YEAH BABY!



According to People Magazine The New Kids On The Block are rumored to appear on the Today show this coming Friday!

All are signed on and they may even perform, hopefully they don't dance though.

This year marks the 20th anniversary of the release of Hangin' Tough. Doesn't that make you want to stick your head in the oven?

BRING IT ON!

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Macho Macho Man



Madonna make the 2 step jaunt from her gym to her house and gave the papz an eye full of muscle.
I think I may have to stop making fun of Madge's one pieces...Chicky could kick the crap out of me.

Britney's Happy!




Britney was spotted last night taking a bathroom break at a fast food joint after catching a baseball (Dogers are baseball right?) game with her father.
Now, we still have the all over print, cowboy boots and the weave to worry about but seeing her out of her medicated coma makes me happy.

Oh Lord



David Beckham court side at a Lakers Game.
There are no words...

Cabo And Back




Reese Witherspoon and Jakey G returned home to Los Angeles from Cabo with Ava and Deacon in tow.
They don't seem to really give a rats about Jakey who's hobbling behind them on crutches, struggling to keep up. I find it pretty damn funny actually.

Sophomore Slump



Nobody really seems to care much about Gwen Stefani's second trip to babyville.
Here she is with Kingston in Los Angeles this weekend. I think she's the only person in the world allowed to wear their hair like that.

The Greatest Day Of All Time


I'm sorry, I love it when people fall, my only exception really is kids and old people.

So you can imagine my excitement when I saw these pictures of Paris Hilton eating floor in Prague.


Even Benji looks like he's holding back laughter. Hmmm...should I pick her up or not?


He did end up picking her up and the end product was a scraped chin.

A short story that will bring laughter to my heart for many years to come.

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It's A Girl



Giada De Laurentiis of Everyday Italian welcomed a baby girl, Jade Marie De Laurentiis Thompson, into the mix yesterday.
Congrats!

Nikelodeon's Kid Choice Awards



The Kid's Choice Awards was this weekend. Ashlee Simpson went with the Neon shoes...never OK by me. Nice dress though.

I think this is what we call a desperate attempt to get in the rags with pregnancy rumors by Jennifer Love Hewitt.


The Jonas Brothers looking like Miami Vice rejects.


Miley Cyrus


Rihanna


Hayden Penetanguishian...or whatever her name is


Chris Brown

Flawless America Ferrara...I wish she went a little more casual though.

Cameron Diaz...who I salute because she always seems to make it to this award show.



Jessica Alba manages to put out a smile...it is for the kids after all.



A Cut Above



Tom and Katie went to dinner at Cut in Los Angeles this weekend sans Suri, AGAIN.
67 days and counting....

Harlow


Nicole Richie was seen carrying Harlow in her car seat which may seem physically impossible but she's pulling it off.

WOW


Lauren Bacall bought a Wonderbra and she wants everyone to know about it.

An Hour...For real?


So it turns out that last week's hour premiere of The Hills was not just a special premiere thing, it's an hour this week as well.
Last week I was bored out of my mind, it convinced me that yes, sometimes you can have too much shite in one show. An overdose of cheese if you will, not recommended for that lactose intolerant.
When it comes down to it, I'm still going to set up shop in front of the television and watch, let's just hope the addition of Audrina and the crew getting back to Cali will help out. Maybe throw in a couple Dynasty bitch slaps here and there.

SHITE




Back to blond again...when will she learn?



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Stepping Out



Jennifer Lopez brought her sexy husband out for a premiere of Shine A Light in New York.
Jennifer looks rather well rested for a mother of 1 Month Old twins. The nannies must be working overtime.

JEBUS!



In an earlier Jack Nicholson post someone about what happened to Lara Flynn Boyle.
Well here you have it folks...I hope you didn't have a big breakfast because if you did I'm sure it's revisiting you on your keyboard right about now.
I love the first one with the smile. It's like watching a child take their first steps...so much concentration.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Registering 101 With Jamie Lynn





Jamie Lynn Spears' registry is available online and it's quite modest. She choose Babies R Us and picked out items ranging from $1.49 to $300, I assume the lower priced gifts are there to assure that her friends who all still work at Burger Palace can afford to bring something to the shower. I thought that was nice of her.


Click here to view the registry.


The other day Jamie was seen in her hometown wearing a "The Rumors Are True" t-shirt. I thought she sold the rumors to OK Magazine for a million. She also was sporting shinny new engagement ring. Lot's of lawns had to be cut to get that bling folks.

Friday, March 28, 2008

GET HER!


Why didn't someone tie a steak around her neck. Seriously, someone had a chance to be a Global Hero here and they missed it.

Makes Me Want A Burger


The original models for the McDonalds Moon Man.
Remember when? Clickety click.

People Hating People



What has Diane Keaton so disgusted?

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Here We Go


Madonna graces the cover of Vanity Fair in their Green Issue.
If Madonna wants to help out the world I would suggest pants as her first step. You can keep the leotard but please, please put on pants.

GAY




Audrina got a tattoo straight down her forearm, it's probably just a reminder not to pose nude because you think it's artistic.
Kinda like "Remember: Pick Up Milk".

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SURI



I am a bad blogger this week...sorry. My work is mental...blahblahblah, we all know you don't give a rats ass. Today doesn't look like it will be any better but Imma Tryin'!
Back to the more interesting...where the hell is Suri?
Katie emerging from her Scientology cave without Suri is unacceptable. We haven't seen her since January 17th.
Also that car scares the hell out of me...those curtains are horrid. It looks like a hurst.

SAVE THE DOG!


Richie Samboro gears up for a road trip in Laguna Beach California.

The dog totally praying he will Arrive Alive.


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