Friday, September 28, 2007

I'm Off!

Hey troops!
I'm officially on my vacation in 26 minutes. I will be gone for 2 weeks.
Blogging will resume on October 15th.
Thanks for the loyalty...
P.S. Britney if you're out there please don't do anything crazy while I'm gone. No shavin' extravaganza's for two weeks...promise.

Oh Jesus

Rumor, try not to draw too much attention to your face honey.


Melissa Joan Hart is pregnant with her second child.
She should so name it Salem. Where's Aunt Hilda and Zelda?

Smells Like Crack?

Brtiney's new fragrance ad.

Paris' new fragrance ad.

Who buys this stuff? I would like to know. They obviously sell right?


Thursday Night Madness

Premiere Night: Thursday Edition!
Ugly Betty: One of the best of my three shows.
So sad @ the end when we find out Santos didn't make it after all :(.
Grey's Anatomy: HOTNESS!
Although some I've talked to expected more I though it was good. My fav part was when Sloane said he came to Seattle to get Derek back...classic male awkwardness.
ER: Lackluster
I was not really pleased with ER. Hopefully it picks up it momentum soon.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Rushing Home

David Beckham's father suffered a heart attack in London. Below we see David rushing over from LA and above Posh rushing over from Tokyo.

I say a lot about these two but I really do think they love each other and have a firm relationship...even though it's mostly based on make-up. Sorry I couldn't pass that one up.

Thoughts are with the Beckhams.

We Likey?

I liked last nights premiere episode of Private Practice. The pediatrician is funny and him and the shrink have a cool little relationship...they'll be sleeping together soon.
I was crying when they started talking about the lady's son in the department store. GD IT! I can't hold anything in.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Rumor Mill...GD IT!

Rumor has it that Microsoft is in talks to buy %5 of facebook. What's the price you ask?


For %5 of a company!


School Drama

A letter released by Maddox's school:

I’m sure you are aware the school has received much media attention recently during the arrival and dismissal times because of the presence of celebrities Ms. Angelina Jolie and/or Mr. Brad Pitt. I want to make you aware that before the first day of school I met with their security team to discuss the best manner in which for them to drop off and pick up their son. Our foremost goal was to cause the least amount of disruption to the school and to ensure the security of all of our students and families.

Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition. Therefore, in the best interests of the school and safety of your child(ren) I must ask for everyone to please respect the family’s privacy and discontinue these practices.”

If my kid went to that school I would be asking for a lot more than an autograph if I saw Brad Pitt in the halls.


It's A Boy

Usher has let it slip that his wife Tameka is having a boy. I think he meant to say Tameka was a really boy though.

Manolo Fairy

RENÉE Zellweger was recently shopping in the Saks 5th Avenue shoe department when she started chatting about shoes with a sales person who was browsing on her break.
Only 15 minutes later when Wendy Faracino returned to her counter she was approached by another sales person holding a wrapped gift box. The guy handed her the parcel and said, "These are compliments of Renée Zellweger. She wanted you to have them,".
What was inside? The Manolo Blahniks she had been admiring with Renee.
As a shoe lover, this warms my heart.

Heidi Talks not Spencer

Heidi Montag is opens up to US Mag about her decision to have plastic surgery on her nose and
On why she had the surgeries: “I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”
On a lot of people believing Spencer pressured her into surgery, since he’s made his love of Playboy bunnies known: “He had nothing to do with it. If anything, he said, ‘maybe you should think about it a lot longer’.”
On the day of ­surgery, April 2: “I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, “I’m so proud of you.” It was like he was wishing me well off to school: “Love you! Bye!” But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”

Private Practice

Private Practice Premieres tonight at 9pm on ABC. I kinda want it to fail so she can go back to Grey's. Shhh I didn't say that.


Paris Hilton recently said that she was headed to Rwanda to help.
"I'll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie. There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help."
Paris quickly realized that she was confused. She thought Hotel Rwanda was a club and that Brad an Angelina hung out there . It's all been taken care of now.

Exhibit A Exhibit B

This is like one of those presentations you get in high school.
This is a mother...and this is a mother on drugs.
Seriously though, the poor lil' bugger's hanging on by a thread.

Only OK If You're Pregnant

If Jennifer Lope is not pregnant than that means that there's no excuse for this horrid over sized dress.

Wentworth Lies

Wentworth Miller is finally speaking about the gay rumors.
"I'm not gay, but that rumor can't be killed. I'd like to have a girlfriend and a family. But I haven't met the right one yet. Until then I'm focusing on my job. I had to wait so long for this chance I savor every second on set even if it means 14 hours of shooting a day."

Hudson Does Sex

Jennifer hudson on the set of SATC. Love the boots!

One Night In Pamela

Pamela Anderson is rumored to be engaged to Rick Soloman (Paris' partner in her infamous sex tape).
Pam should stop getting married. Can't wait to see the smackdown at the VMA's 2015 between him Kid and Tommy though.

Baby Debut

Bridget Moynahan and her son John Edward Thomas Moynahan grace the pages of OK! Magazine this week.
That's quite a big name for such a little boy. Sounds like a former President of the US.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

A picture says a thousand words. A couple heard from this picture:
Sean P: "Shit! Has she been drinking?"
JJ: "Is this carseat buckled ?"
Sean P: "Before you came along I got to drive JACKASS!"
JJ: "Can we go live with OJ?"


Dane Cook and Kate Hudson film Bachelor # 2.

Tourism Looking Up

Paris Hilton's new arm candy is a Swedish tourist who was staying in a hostel for $27 a night when he met Paris and she changed his vacation for the better. She flew him to New York to attend a party and has been taking care of him while stateside.
Lucky guy, he'll not only be going home with lavish gifts from Paris but also with something that requires a prescription. Happy Burning!

Nope...Get Back in The Trailer

Sandra Bullock head to set on her new movie. I don't like her as a blonde.


Marcia Cross appears as Bree Vandecamp in the new ads for an Austrian dish soap called Splendid.
I love seeing celebrity overseas endorsements. So many things they wouldn't dare to do in the States.


Liv Tyler's in Toronto filming The Hulk so she stopped by the Amphitheatre to check out papa Tyler. Grandpa even took some time out to serenade lil' Milo.

This is Even Better!

Every Diva has to have an outfit change during a photoshoot right?

Another Day Another DUI

Kiefer Sutherland was arrested in LA last night for DUI. He was spotted making an illegal U-turn so the cops stopped him and gave him a Breathalyzer, which he failed.
The actor was arrested and quickly released on $25,000 bail and is due to appear in court on October 16th.

Because You're Worth It

For all the doubters.

Britney Spears is not in Rehab. Apparently her and Ali just took a weekend trip to Atlanta to relax, and dye Britney's hair.

It's obviously a bottle job because no respectable hairdresser would allow someone to walk out of the salon like that. I'm gonna say it's Herbal Essence #914.

Owen Emerges

Owen Wilson was spotted on the beach with fellow former addict Anthony Kiedis.

Coyote Ugly

Drew Barrymore was at a gay bar when she decided to hop the bar and serve some drinks. Something I could totally see her doing.

There's No Such Thing

Sober Fun? What's that?

Keep On Truckin'

George Clooney and his leach didn't let a little motorcycle accident get in the way of their night on the town in NYC.

Monday, September 24, 2007


One word and one word only

Uh Oh

Reality Ho Adrian Curry from America's Next Top Model , The Surreal Life and My Fair Brady, has posted a message on her blog about Black History Month and BET.
This is gonna be hard guys. I LOVE the comedians on BET. I also LOVE the fact that they play my favorite show of all time, In Living Color. However, I do not believe in seperating ANY RACE in America. WE ARE AMERICANS! How dare we have Black History Month! In my eyes, the Native Americans deserve it MUCH more, seeing how we destroyed their ENTIRE SOCIETY. There are hardly any of them left! They also have been proven to have the WORST living conditions on their reservations. I want AN AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH. One where we learn about EVERY race, ALL OF OUR LEADERS, EVERYONE! I think by having a month dedicated to one race, and not one for any other, is RACIST. Every fund set up to only help people of one race is SICK and RACIST."
There's here to read.
I don't know what's gonna come of this but I can tell you that we will be hearing from Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson shortly.

Legal Trouble For Britney

Britney was charged with one count of Hit and Run and one count of Driving without a valid California Licence.
The whole thing was caught on tape and with the amount of pictures that the paparazzi can put forth, she's screwed.

Dane Cook Talks To Us Mag

Stand up comic/Actor Dane Cook is doing his promotion thing for his newest movie with Jessica Alba Good Luck Chuck. He's also currently filming a romantic comedy with Kate Hudson entitled Bachelor Number 2.
Us: In your new flick, you star as a guy who finds that each woman he sleeps with ends up marrying the next man who comes along. Jessica Alba stars as your main love interest, which must have been nice.
Dane Cook: It’s rare to find somebody who has that natural, innate communicability, and, at the same time, is beautiful inside and out. It’s just thrilling and I had that experience with Alba. She’s got quite the sense of humor, that one.
Us: Did she try to one-up you at all?
DC: It wasn’t even one-upping. Before they even called action, we were already giddy, getting into character and being playful. I come from an improv background, and she hung with me through everything, to the point where she was even catching me off-guard. She can definitely hang, but big, big brat! [pauses] That’s for saying kissing me is like kissing a dummy!
Us: In the age-old debate over whether actresses can be both funny and sexy, how does Jessica rate?
DC: Alba came to set and was like, ‘I don’t really care about how this makes me look or how I’m perceived. Let’s just do what’s going to get us the laughs at the end of the day.’ I enjoy the day much more when I’m with somebody who is willing to go for it like she is.
Us: How is it shooting Bachelor Number 2 with Kate Hudson?
DC: We know Kate is an international star, but she’s also the real deal. I’ve been filming with her for a month now and even though we have a month left, I’m already kind of looking at the clock saying, ‘Gosh, can we write a couple more scenes in?’ She’s really tremendous and I really respect her professionalism, the way she brings her A-game to set no matter what’s going on outside the set and she is just damn funny. I’m a lucky guy.
Us: Any chance you’ll get back into comedy clubs again soon?
DC: Comedy is always going to be my first love. I have a massive tour that I’ll be announcing officially in the coming days and a new CD coming out November 13. I have a new hour of material ready to go but there’s going to be a couple of classic Cook cuts in there. I always like to take my time with anything I do. I want it to be important to me and it’s crucial that it’s important to my fans.

Another Hills Loser

Audrina helped a homless man find his way in L.A. the other day. How lovely.


Brodie Jenner is in Toronto and was paid to appear at Embassy Nightclub. He was given a certain amount of money to appear and then allotted another amount to cover his bar tab.
Well he must have been thirsty because Jenner exceed his paid tab and refused to pay the extra money he owed.
When surrounded by bouncers and asked again to pay his tab he replied :

"Back off, or I’ll call my dad’s lawyer,"
I had to Laugh when I read this. What the hell is your fathers lawyer gonna do from L.A.!?!
The club ended up covering the rest of his tab which really erks me because he's such a loser. He's not a celebrity...beat him down until you get the money!

Clooney Crashes

George Clooney and his girlfriend were hit by a car while riding on George's motocycle in New Jersey.
"Clooney, 46, suffered a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash, and Larson, 28, suffered a broken foot, his rep says. "
Both were wearing helmets and treated at a nearby hospital for their minor injuries. The crash remains under investigation.


Isla Fisher of "Wedding Crashers" has joined on to play Rebecca Bloomwood in the film version of the popular Shopaholic Books.
If you haven't read them click here to learn more about the books...they're hilarious.
I also think she could do a good job.

Baby Girl For Salma

Salma Hayek gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Valentina Paloma Pinault. Her rep says "Mother and Daughter are doing well."
Congrats to the couple.

No Thanks

Brad Pitt draws blood on the set of his new film "Burn After Reading".
Not your best look Brad.