Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Family Outing

Halle Gabriel and Nahla spend the day at The Golf Course. GD Paparazzi Shields on the car seat!

Who Cares Then

Jennifer Lopez's manager is clearing up some shizz in regards to her new show for TLC.
The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show. It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”
OK so then it's "absolutely not" going to get any viewers. The only reason I would have watched was to see how often the Nanny got a break and also see her try to change a diaper in the Dolce gown that she wears around the house (this is all my perception of JLo's life).

Throwback Of The Day

Slap bands!

Get Ready To Bust Out The T-Shirts

The New Kids On The Block have announced some dates and cities for their reunion tour and guess who's number two? TORONTO BABY!
Sat 9/20/08 - Montreal, Quebec Bell Centre
Sun 9/21/08 Toronto, ON Air Canada Center
Tue 9/23/08 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center
Wed 9/24/08 Uniondale, NY Nassau VETERANS MEMORIAL Coliseum
Fri 9/26/08 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden
Sat 9/27/08 Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel and Casino Event Center
Sat 10/4/08 Chicago, IL Allstate Arena
Be honest, will you try to get tickets?

In Touch Brings It

I gotta tell you I put In Touch Weekly pretty much par with The National Enquirer when it comes to delivering the truth but when they have photographic evidence there's not much you can dispute.

Their newest issue exposes Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together in Miami. The two apparently we inseparable for the whole long weekend they spent at the hotel together.

I am happy for her and I think they make a good fit. Even though his music makes me want to jump off a cliff I think he's funny and witty.

In the words of the fine Tim Gunn...make it work!


Most Beautiful 08

Kate Hudson is the covergirl of for People's 100 Most Beautiful List of 2008. Kate tells People a little bit about herself as a young girl,
"I was a tomboy. I had three brothers. I was the girl with the dress on that always came back in the house filthy with scrapes and bruises. But I was always very girly. I had to be able to twirl so that my underwear showed."
I enjoy Kate Hudson so there's no vito on this choice. I'm sure they were waiting for my approval.

New Beau

Lauren Conrad films a scene for The hills with new flame Doug Reinhardt. Doug plays in the Minor Baseball league for the Orioles and is the brother of Casey Reinhardt from season 2 of Laguna Beach.



Paula Abdul was doing her critique last night on American Idol and since they were pressed for time all the contestants came out for a big judging extravaganza.

Each contestant had only sang their first song, one song only. Here's Paula's judgement of Jason Castro.

I loved hearing your lower register. But in the second song, I felt like your usual charm was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you’re not fighting hard enough to get into the top four.”

WTF! What is she smoking?

Ryan quickly tried to defuse the situation, and the horror on Simon's face was fantastic!

Click here to watch video.



Tim Mcgraw is hoping on the Brand train and has released a men's fragrance called "McGraw" (really original).

The leather and buckles make it look like Stetson and no one needs Stetson.


Tuesday, April 29, 2008


Jessica Alba celebrated her birthday by having dinner with friends. I guess she didn't like her gifts because homie was mighty crusty.

Call Grisom!

Gary Dourdan was arrested in Palm Springs on suspicion of cocaine, ecstasy, and heroine.
"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.We're told Dourdan was taken to Palm Springs jail where he posted $5,000 and bailed out."
Looks like they are not going to find any drugs being as he took them all. Good call Gary!

Duff Out, Grines In

Shenae Grimes from Degrassi: The Next Generation has been cast as Annie Mills in the 90210 Spin off .
It’s a great opportunity for me to be part of a great franchise,” Loughlin tells PEOPLE at the Made of Honor premiere in New York Monday. “Everyone knows 90210 so it’s going to be fun and I’m so thrilled!”
So that means no Hillary Duff.

Carey Get's Versace

Jim Carey onset of the film I Love You Phillip Morris. Love it.

Rolling Hills

The ladies of The Hills are on the cover of Rolling Stone. Loving the caption "The Hills: OMG! Do They Totally Hate Each Other?" because I would like for them to know that even though they are getting the attention, people are secretly laughing at them and reprimanding themselves for watching the show. People are addicted to crack but that doesn't make it good now does it?
Us Magazine claims the girls shot the photo all together, I say it's photo shop at it's worst. I also thinks it's Odd that Heidi's sticking out the one thing she didn't pay for.

Oh Jesus

Oh My God. We thought this was bad, it just got worse....

Attention K Mart Shoppers

Lil' Kingston checks out the toy section of K Mart with his heavily pregnant Mom Gwen Stefani.


Gwyneth Paltrow didn't leave much to the imagination with this Stella McCartney frock at the Tribecca Film Festival.
I think she looks great, and that's not an easy thing for me to say about Gwynnie.

The Hills Randoms

Okay am I just a loser or did anyone else get all excited when Steven Colletti was walking into the party while Keep Bleeding was playing? Seriously, I'm getting all anxious even thinking about it. Yeah I think I answered my own question. BIG L.
Also another random thought...Lo is a bitch. Everyone likes her and says she's smart and witty, that's only because she's being compared to a bunch of stupids. Why is she such a bitch to Audrina? And why do you insist on stating the obvious over and over and over again. STOP.

Back At It

Oprah has already tapped half of the show due to air this Friday with Tom Cruise. It was tapped at his Telluride Home in Colorado.
"Pegged to discuss his 25 years in show business, the pair also dig into weightier topics, like Scientology, his blow up with Matt Lauer over psychiatry drugs and his wife Katie Holmes."
Click here to see a preview of Oprah asking some questions. I love when celebrities give interviews in their home, and I really love crazies so I am IN!

To The Clink!

Scott Weiland has been sentences to 192 days in County Jail stemming from his second DUI last November.
The singer pleaded no contest to the charges and will have to complete an 18 month alcohol education program and pay $2,000 in fines.
This is not the only bad news Scott has received this month. His band mates (in Velvet Revolver) have kicked him out of the band. Slash, the bands guitarist:
"Velvet Revolver founding members Slash, Duff McKagan, Matt Sorum and Dave Kushner announced today that they are parting ways with singer Scott Weiland. "This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn't 100% committed to either," said Slash. "Among other things, his increasingly erratic on-stage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on."
Have fun in Prison!

Am I A Prude?

There has been muchos inappropriate father daughter behavior hitting Hollywood.

This pic of Brooke Hogan and The Hulkster freaks me out as well.


Monday, April 28, 2008


I'm thinking Vince Vaughan needs to get himself a new bike...with big boy handles.

Rock Of Love

Mariah Carey wore a huge rock on her engagement finger to last night's after party for her new movie Tennessee, which premiered at the Tribecca Film Festival.
This sparked rumors that she and her rumored boy-toy Nick Cannon are gonna get hitched. Mariah and Nick stayed close together all throughout the party and were spotted holding hands a couple of times.
I have no idea where I've been because I had no idea they were seeing each other at all. Mariah is 38 and Nick is 27, and although I don't think Mariah is above dating someone younger than her I would like to ask her if she's ever heard his song "Your Pops Don't Like Me"?
If you haven't then CLICK HERE to check out the cinematic genius that is the music video.

Throwback Of The Day

The Smurfs Y'all!

More Britney T.V.

Britney Spears will be returning to How I Met Your Mother for sweeps week this spring.
Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Abby (Britney) realize that they have one thing in common, their mutual hatred of Ted. The new ‘couple’ decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted’s face. Desperate to get a rise out of his former pal, Barney pops a surprising question to Abby.
CBS is excited about her return, presumably because she brought in their highest ratings ever.
I'm sure Neil Patrick Harris is stomping his way back to his trailer as we speak...HA!

This Is Getting Out Of Hand

All day I have been trying to escape this Miley Cyrus shite and I can't so I decided to post a quote from her interview with Vanity Fair.
On Sex and the City: “It’s my favorite show! I love it! Obviously not the scenarios. But if you watch Sex and the City, like the way the friends are, the way that it’s dry and they all have distinct characters—that’s a thing we try to do on our show.”
Sex And The City is not acceptable for a 15 year old to be watching. If I can't watch something with my mother in the room, it's not suitable for 15 year olds.
I also want to point out how creepy the pictures of Miley and her father Billy Ray are. They are from the same shoot as the "topless" ones. That is not an appropriate father daughter picture taking pose. They should both be in sweater vests and sitting up straight, maybe a hand on the shoulder, that's a father daughter pose.

The Cruises Take In Becks

Tom Cruise and his two oldest kids take in a Galaxy game in Los Angeles.
These kids look really happy all the time, like all they want to do is spend time with their dad. It may be their meds but still, it makes me happy.

Checking In With The South

Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge do some ATVing over the weekend.

Shameless Whoring Of Self: Washington Edition

Heidi and Spencer are in Washington and they decided to take the fakefest to the Monuments.

They are not only sporting the American Flag as a prop but they are also doing Product Placement with the Wonder Bread.




Suri and Maddox grace the cover of Radar Magazine. Well, their faces were photo shopped onto the cover of Radar Magazine, but I think it's GD Greatness anyway.


Just when you thought John Travolta had butchered fashion more than anyone else, The Dog and Beth head out to the local pharmacy.
There is only one word for this and it's FABULOUS.


John Travola tries out Lindsay Lohan's lesbian chic to try and scare the public into thinking he's straight.
The mustache is a bit too Village People to be scary though.

White House Goes Reality

The White House held it's annual Correspondents’ dinner and The Hills was in the house.

How can Ben Affleck can take his invitation seriously when he's sitting next to Heidi and Spencer?