Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a sighting

Jake Gyllenhaal and Resse Witherspoon were spotted together in Brentwood California. I'm sure the two will not take the relationship much more public then sightings such as this one.
I don't think we'll see them on any red carpets together anytime soon. For now let's take what we can get!

Katie Does Berlin

LA isn't the only place you shop! Katie Holmes proves that by cleaning out the boutiques in Berlin.
She looks happy...must be allowance day.

Michelle Pfeiffer and Daughter

Michelle Pfeiffer brought her daughter to a recent premiere. I never knew one of her two kids were adopted. Her thoughts on having both a biological son and an adopted daughter:
"I was shocked at the prejudice, voiced in some quarters, over my decision to adopt a mixed-race baby. It's really surprising that people still put so much emphasis on it. None of us are pure anything. We're all a mixture. Claudia is a beautiful child, and some of the most beautiful people I've seen in the world have been of mixed race. As mother of both an adopted child and my own birth-child, there is absolutely no difference in the huge amount of love I feel for both my children. I always knew I wanted to adopt a child and also have one of my own. There is no difference at all."
In March of 1993 Michelle got tired of waiting for the right man to start a family with and adopted Claudia Rose. Later that same year she met and married her husband and they had son.

Not lookin' great Brit...not lookin' great.

Baby Spotting

Salma Heyak in LA...preggers n' proud!

What The Hell

Ever see that show on A&E "Little People, Big World"? Well the father Matthew Roloff was arrested last month fur DUI.
Roloff was seen swerving off the road when he was stopped by cops and given a sobriety test. When he failed he was taken into the station and cited for DUI charges.
This is getting out of control. Although he could have just had a piece of rum cake and blew over.

Scarlett To Do Porn *UPDATED*

Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play Jenna Jamieson in the film based on her autobiography "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star".
"Jameson says of her casting, "I tapped up Scarlett for the part and I'm very excited about the film."It was my decision not to play the role because I've lived that tale already and anyone can play themselves."
Maybe you decided to not play the role because you now look like a bottox crackwhore...
Scarlett's rep claims this story is untrue. She claims ScarJo has never been approached nor seen a script, also that she has no interest in playing the part.

The Simple Answer

Yesterday I asked the question "who the hell watches this SHITE?". Well, apparently no one!
"No more reality checks for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Usmagazine.com has confirmed that their reality series The Simple Life will not be picked up next season by the E! network. "
Good move E!.


Looks like Britney's closet threw up all over you! Skip the career honey.



Who ever's trying to make Amy Winehouse go to Rehab should try a little harder.

Homegirl is messed up.


More Britney Leaks

Remember just before her official meltdown when Britney Spears swapped panties with some gogo dancers in New York? Ahh.... memories....

Well the pics have found their way onto the internet via The Sun!

CLICK HERE to view.***PLEASE NOTE they are NSFW and the image will be seared into your brain forever. Sorry in advance.

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A PSA For Young Hollywood

Lane Garrison (Prison Break) was involved in a terrible drinking and driving accident earlier this year that left a 17 year old dead. He's released this Public Service Announcement of sorts where he talks about the experience.
It sounds cheese and like something his PR Rep told him to do but CLICK HERE to see it before you judge. This man seems as though he's truly sorry for what he did and is completely aware of the fact that he will never escape it. It's actually quite chilling.

Monday, July 30, 2007

More Baby News

Trista and Ryan Shuter, who gained their fame from The Bachelorette, welcomed a baby boy named Maxwell Alston Shuter. Much better than STORY!
Still sounds like a 19th century detective but again, better than STORY.

Another Soon to be Effed Up Kid

Scientology Buff Jenna Elfman and her husband (some Dude) had a baby boy.
They named him STORY. Yep! As in let's read a story.

I Just Can't

It's really hard to say something funny about a picture when there are 600 jokes running through your head.
I'l leave it up to you guys.


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are offcially divorced. TMZ confirms that Britney will pay Kevin $20,000 in spusal support and $15,000 in child support. The two will have 50/50 custody of Sean P and Lil' JJ.


Gwen Stefani's son Kingston's hair is starting to cross over into Rider's teritory.

Who Employs Them?

I don't think I've heard anyone in the last couple of years say they watch "The Simple Life". Who renews their contracts?!
That aside Paris and Nicole transformed into black people for an episode of the reality shite. Paris looks like Lindsay Lohan and Nicole looks like her father circa 1984.


Kelly Osbournes playing Mama Morton in the stage version of "Chicago" at Cambridge Theatre. Looks like there was a little bit of work on that promo pic. Maybe I'm wrong though.

The Lohans Are Pissed...Rob Doesn't Care

The Lohan Clan, mom Dina inparticular, are mad at Rob Schneider for impersonating Lindsay Lohan on the Leno. Rob finally spoke out about his feeling on this matter:
"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her! I don't care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life."

"I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."


Paris Hilton has reportedly been cut out of the will! Her grandfather Baron Hilton is apparently disgusted by her recent behavior and is taking her 60 million dollar inheritance away from her and leaving it to charity.

What the Hell!

Little Wyatt Crown looks like he's being tortured for the secret to how they get the Caramel into the Caramilk bars.
Jesus ! He's bound, gaged and they are squeezing his head together! CAS should leave The Spears household and head over the the Crows!

She's Got Balls

Faith Hill was given a concert in Lafayette over the weekend and her husband Tim Mcgraw was present as well. Well some woman thought it was a good idea to grab Tim in the crotch. Faith was not happy and scolded the women in front of thousands of concert goers. Faith's quote:
“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”
I would have beat her down if I was Faith ... there would be no talking about manners and shite.

Summer Love

JT and JB headed to the movies this weekend. Maybe to see Jessica's I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. The comedy opened at #1 this weekend.

Where's The Wifey Bono?

Penelope Cruz and Bono were seen in St Tropez strolling down the beach hand in hand. I find it hard to believe that a married Bono would be doing this so publicly if there was really something going on.
Just friends most likely.

Don't Do It HIL!

Hilary Duff was spotted at a nightclub in LA smoking and drinking away. Hopefully the pop tart decided to cab it home...don't add DUI to your list of accomplishments Hil.
At her age I was doing the same thing...well still am...but I fear her crossing over into Blohan territory.

STALKING BRITNEY...your weekend round-up

]Britney went shopping for antiques in LA.

Was spotted with mystery man while entering a club...nice dress...get into a fight with a paper shredder?

And finally the leaked pics from the set of her new video. I feel like I'm watching a very long episode of "Intervention".

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GD internet was down all morning...post coming soon!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Brit's Guard

A shot of Britney's Bodyguard going to town on a pap just after the pushing incident.

Two New Views?

MSNBC is Reporting that both Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Sheperd will be joining The View this coming season.


Nicole Richie pleaded no contest to the charges against her and was sentenced to 4 days in prison. She got credit for the fifth day because of her 6 hours served at the time of arrest.
Her time must be served by September 28th. Richie was also give a $2,048 fine and ordered to go to a 21 day alcohol education course.
She looks good though, unfortunately Joel Madden still looks like BIG LOSER.

Dannielynn Does her Monthy Photo-op

Looking at this little girl makes it hard to believe that anyone, at any point, doubted Larry Birkhead's paternity.

The American Queen

V and D Becks ran into Queen Latifah while shopping in LA. Theonly people I run into while shopping are the homeless. I need to change the stores I go to .
In other Posh news she will apparently be appearing in an episode of Ugly Betty this coming season. She will be playing herself, anything else would be a disaster...we've all seen Spice World.

More Papz Drama For Britney

Britney flew to Vegas with her two boys and they were greeted by hungry paprazzi. In an attempt to get a shot of Sean P in Brit's bodyguard's arms there was a scuffle and Julio Camera (bodyguard) and Sean P ended up being shoved into a glass wal.

Camera fought back by shoving the pap back and it ended in missdemenor charges for both parties involved.

Britney left Vegas and came back to LA because she was shook up by the incident.

This makes me sad.


The Black Guy Did It!

I'm done with the Lindsay Lohan drama so if you wanna go and read this article and watch video about these dudes who claim they were in the car with Lindsay Lohan you can click here.
She actually says she wasn't driving and says "the black kid was driving". And that she can't get in trouble because she's "a celebrity".
I will not write anymore about this catastrophe unless something unbelievably ground breaking happens. Like she goes to jail and becomes Head Gangsta or something equally ridiculous.

Old Spice

The Spice Girls released this promo pic and also announced that their world tour reunion will kick off in Vancouver, B.C.
Would you go see The Spice Girls?

Cop a Plea

TMZ is reporting that Nicole Richie will appear in court today to plead guilty to her DUI charge and the judge will sentence her on the spot. Anyone with two DUI convictions must serve the minimum 5 days in jail.

Barefoot and Preggers in the Big House?


Who Cares?

Someone was trying to get 1 million dollars for stolen pictures of Tom and Katie's Italian wedding.

"Hans Schmidt, 46, from Arizona, was arrested by authorities and is now in custody after a joint operation by the FBI and the U.S Attorney’s Office.

Tom, 45, and Katie, 28, married inside a castle with their celebrity friends in in the Italian town of Bracciano on November 18, 2006.

“He was not pleased to be subjected to this,” Fields tells OK! “He’s pleased the matter is in the hands of the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s Office."

The most pointless tid bit posted on Whatevah ever, I know. Didn't we already see these pics? Next time grab the sex tape, you'll get more money.