Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Tomorrow's Canada Day so I will not be working, no posts from home because I have better things to do like watch The View at the time it was actually meant to be seen.
To celebrate let's list some stuff invented by Canadians shall we:
The pacemaker - Wilfred Bigelow
The paint roller - (1940, Norman Breakey)
Trivial Pursuit - (1982, Chris Haney, John Haney and Scott Abbott Yachtzee)
The ear piercer
Thge dental mirror
Five Pin Bowling (1908, Thomas F. Ryan)
The Zipper (1913, Gideon Sundback)
The Snowblower (1925, Arthur Sicard)...DUH
Retractable Beer Carton Handle (1957, Steve Pasjack)
BlackBerry (1999, Mike Lazaridis)
and the greatest of all...
Poutine (1957, Fernand Lachance)



According to a report Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock have been dating for the last year.
A source tells the publication (San Fran Gate), “The romance between Kellie and Kid has been the worst-kept secret in Nashville.”
Insiders claim Pickler was talking about Kid Rock when she recently told a radio interviewer, “I’m seeing someone. I got a man. He’s a great, great guy. We’ve been seeing each other for over a year.”
I think they're cute together, my bet's 6 months before the first domestic dispute call.
Any takers...


Some news has broke today about Micael Jackson's children. TMZ confirms what we always knew, that JAckson is not the biological father of any of his three children. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out, they are white, he may have been white when he died but his genes are black, his kids would look black.
The bigger revelation is that Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of either Michael Jr. or Paris, the two children she carried for Michael. Both of the kids were conceived via in vitro with both an egg and a sperm donor.
Jackson also never adopted any of his children. Because they are not biologically his he would have had to file to adopt, but since there was no other party to contest custody the formality was never carried out.
This means nothing to me, he was their father, he raised them and they know him as their father. Legalities aside that has to stand for something.
TMZ has also found out that Michael Jackson's body will be transported to Neverland Ranch on Thursday morning. They say a public viewing will take place either Friday or Saturday.

-Police searched Michael Jackson's house and their search warrant was very specific, they were looking for needles.
-Police are also interested in another one of Jackson's Dr's, his dermatologist, Arnold Klein. He's wanted to be questioned about the medications he prescribed to Michael.
-Details of Michael's will have also been revealed and it doesn't include his father (Joe Jackson)...at all. "According to the will, Jackson reportedly left his estate -- estimated at $1 billion -- to his mother, three children and one or more charities."


Mariah Carey pull a KFed in her newest video.

WOW...Just NO
Anon (coments) says this is supposed to be Eminem and so does People Magazine. I'm gonna go ahead and call it a big ole fail. Mainly because I don't even think Eminem can grow facial hair.
There's a track on Eminem's new album called Bagpipes From Baghdad that talks about his brief relationship with Mariah.
"Mariah whatever happened to us / Why did we ever have to break-up/Nick Cannon, you better back the f--- up. I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk."
As the song goes on you can clearly tell he's being facetious, but Nick Cannon totally took it seriously and lashed out on his blog back in May, saying,
"Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known
as the rapper who lost to corny-ass Nick Cannon!"
So yeah he just made himself look like a Big L 'cause he's taking it seriously, oh and to make it even worse he called Eminem "Slim Lamey". Ahh man... really? That's the best you can come up with?

I don't know how I missed this because anyone fighting with Nick Cannon is guaranteed to bring my ass the LOLs.
Click here to listen to the song and click here to read Nick Cannon's blog is gone now but the Slim Lamey name change attempt will live on forever in my heart.

Lady Gag*UPDATE*

Oh good Lord it's a button...

Lady Gaga needs to stop with the foolishness. Now.


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Daddy Day In NYC

Kingston Rossdale finally got a haircut, hallelujah...

I think I see a hint of a rat tail in one of the pics below but I can't say for sure. It may just be the cut.

Always vote no on the rail tail folks.

Who Asked?

Jon and Kate Gosselin must be thrown off by the coverage of something other than their lives so they decided to release a statement via tlc.com.
During this very difficult time we will be working to focus solely on
the needs of our family. This includes no longer commenting publicly or reacting
to media stories and speculation. Our goal is to do the very best for our
children and that will be done as privately as possible. We appreciate the
understanding, support and well wishes from so many.

Thank you.
Great. Thanks for clarifying. If you hadn't have been such dumb asses and done this from the beginning all would have been better.

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These are pictures from Michael Jackson's rehearsal for what would have been his last concert. They were taken at the Staples Centre two weeks before he passed away.

Here's whats been going on:

  • Sources are telling TMZ that it's apparent that Michael died of a drug overdose, "possibly a combination of drugs"
  • Katherine Jackson (Michael's Mother) was granted temporary guardianship over Michael Jr. Prince and Paris
  • Michael's lawyer has a recent will that he intends to file with the court.
  • The autopsy that the sun claimed to have exclusively was a fake.
  • AEG is promising a full refund for all tickets for any of Michael's 50 scheduled shows, only if bought from an "authorized dealer"
  • It was revealed that it took Michael's doctor, Dr Conrad Murray, 30 minutes to call 911 after finding Michael, his lawyer says it was because he didn't know the address.
  • LAPD have seized prescription pill bottles from Jackson's home by order of the coroners office.


Take A Seat

Chris Brown was blacklisted at the BET Awards on Sunday. Brown was supposed to be a part of the Michael Jackson tribute but was cut at the last minute.
New York Post's source claims "Jay-Z wasn't having it. He threatened to pull out of the show if Chris was involved, so BET dropped Chris."
You may have got no jail time Chris but seeing you in music purgatory is good enough for me. Sit down and STFU.

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New Babies!

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick released this photo of them with their new girls, Tabitha and Marion.
I love these bastards.

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Mercy And Her New Mom

Madonna and Mercy were spotted outside the Kabbalah Centre in London.

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New Love

Right off the heals of her break up with Nick Lachey Vanessa Minnillo was spotted making out with Topher Grace in a nightclub in Los Angeles.
Yep, Eric Forman.
And to think I thought she couldn't go any further down the celebrity ladder than she did with Nick.

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Crossed Line

OK! Magazine's cover this week has Michael Jackson's last pictures, quite literally the last pictures of him. He's in the back of the ambulance with a tube in his throat.

They also have the nerve to put on the issue "The Official Tribute Issue".

I have seen the pictures, there's no way in Hell I would ever have posted them and I though there was no way in hell any magazine other than the National Enquirer would run them. Well I was wrong.

It's not like I can boycott since I don't think I've ever bought an OK! Magazine but if you do I urge you not buy this one, seriously, this is disgusting

Google it if you care to see it, but don't buy it.

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Cause Of Death Revealed

Billy Mays did not have head trauma from a rough plane landing in Florida.
His autopsy confirms that he dies of Heart Disease.
Thoughts are with his family and friends...

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Karate Kid Britney?

Britney's back to Brunette and back to extensions.

So what's the lesser of two evils? Blonde or Brunette?

Playboy Wedding

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Basket made it official this weekend.
The couple said their vows in front of 500 guests at the Playboy Mansion.
"She looked like a princess," Holly Madison told PEOPLE a few hours
after Saturday's nuptials at the Playboy Mansion. "It was a beautiful setting
for a wedding."

Wilkinson wore a white dress with a "tight bodice and poofy skirt,"
Holly Madison said. "It was a princess dress, which was fitting. It was really
pretty and she looked gorgeous,"

Kendra danced the first dance with her new husband and her second dance with her old father, Hugh Hefner.

Baby News

Ugly Betty's Ana Ortiz welcomed a baby girl on Saturday.

Paloma Louise Lebenzon

Reminds me of Palmolive.

Pool Party

Lindsay Lohan had an early 23rd birthday celebration in Las Vegas, it may look like it was sponsored by www.dresslikeacokedouthooker.com but it wasn't.

It was held poolside at Wet Republic in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. That kind of explains the outfit but not really.

Back In LA

I couldn't being myself to post anything else on Friday other than Michael Jackson news but there's nothing to bring me out of my MJ funk like a Britney sighting.

Britney has obviously been away from her tour hair stylist for a while because she's slipped right back into her trademarked Mental Patient Do. Ahh...like the good ole days.

Her and her new man Jason headed out to grabs some iced coffee over the weekend. Throw in the British Accent and a hit and run and it's 2006 again!


There's been a lot of news and headlines since my last posting on Friday, I would be posting all day if I didn't put them together. So here's the latest:
  • Michael's autopsy was performed and it will take 4-6 weeks for the results to be final as they have to wait for the toxicology reports to come back. The coroner did however say there was "no foul play" involved in the death.
  • The Jackson family requested a second autopsy be performed and it was on Saturday.
  • Jackson's Dr (Dr. Conrad Black) was interviewed by the police and is not considered a suspect. He's not being held and is free to travel, he was only brought in to piece together a timeline of events.
  • He says when he found Michael he was not breathing but still warm and had a faint pulse.
  • Katherine Jackson still has Michael's kids, the Jackson says they would not object to Debbie Row coming to see them but Debbie refuses, claiming they are Michael's kids. She wants no part in their life.
  • Janet Jackson and Joe Jackson (Michael's father) attended the BET Awards last night, Janet spoke on behalf of the family and Joe told CNN that he didn't like the circumstances of Michael's death, he says he has concerns. Click here for Janet and here for Joe.
  • Click here to see some family photos of Michael and his kids, a glimpse at normalcy.
  • The Sun claims to have the leaked Autopsy Report...click here to read what they say Michael Jackson looked like before he died.

That's about it for now.


RIP Billy Mays

Billy Mays was found dead in his home in Florida by his wife over the weekend.
The 50 year old spokesperson for OxiClean was involved in a rough landing after a tire blew out on his 747 landing in Florida.
Billy told a Fox News reporter:
"All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the
things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a
hard head."
Billy told his family he wasn't feeling well Saturday evening and went to bed, the next morning his wife found him unresponsive.
No cause of death has been released.

Friday, June 26, 2009


These are the last pics to be taken of Michael Jackson at a rehearsal for his upcoming farewell show. They were taken just a few days ago.

TMZ has obtained the 911 call that came from an unidentified male inside Jackson's rented estate. It's very calm, he just keeps repeating that he's not breathing, he also never mentions Michael's name.

Click here to listen.

The caller also says that the Dr was with him the whole time and he was the only one there when he stopped breathing.

The EMS team says when they arrived they wanted to call the death but the Dr insisted Michael be transported to the hospital, with CPR being administered the whole way there. The Dr. (who was MIA but has since been found) has been identified as Dr. Conrad Murray. He is now being questioned by the LAPD.


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Michael Jackson's autopsy has begun.
The word now is that Michael suffered the cardiac arrest because of a morphine overdose. The injection was administered by his personal live in doctor.
Police are looking for the Doctor to question him but he is MIA. His BMW was towed from Michael's house last night.