My dream of going to visit Jessica Alba behind bars is crushed. The vandalism case is not going to the D.A., it's officially closed.
If you don't remember, Jessica Alba was part of a group that was posting pictures of sharks all over Oklahoma City to raise awareness for something, dying sharks I guess. Anyhoo, she was dumb enough to take pictures of herself while defacing United Way Billboards. She's a thinker that Alba.
That's all irrelevant though because she's free to roam the streets with her miserable face for another day.