Friday, May 29, 2009


In the 600th issue of Archie the bastard finally picks the gal he wants to be with. If you can believe it Betty and Veronica have been waiting around for his ginger ass for almost 70 years.
As you can see from the cover of the issue he chooses Veronica.
I haven't read an entire Archie comic in my life so I don't have a strong opinion about this, some are up in arms.

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Bump Watch '09

Heidi Klum picks her son Henry up from Karate.


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Make It A Sing Off

Adam Lambert has responded to Clay Aiken's blog post where Clay said Adam's singing made his ears bleed.
"I don't know Clay," Lambert told Access Hollywood Thursday. "I'm glad he's getting headlines now though, because he wasn't before."

If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him," Lambert said
before giving Aiken a thumbs-up sign.

I call for a cage match.
In other Adam Lambert news apparently there's speculation about his sexuality. Like how people speculated that Elton John was know 'cause it was really touch and go for a minute there.
He says people can "keep speculating". Right.

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Mommy Daughter Day

Jennifer Lopez and Emme on the set of her new film The Back-Up Plan.

Rihanna will have to testify at Chris Brown's preliminary hearing on June 22nd. The hearing is set to determine if there's enough evidence to continue onto trial.
Witnesses will also include police officers and investigators.

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Baby Shower Time

Kimora Lee and Djimon Hounsouis are having a boy and OK! was invited to the baby shower, I'm assuming to cover the cost of the decorations.

This is Kimora's first boy, she has two daughters Aoki and Ming Lee ages 6 and 8.

What A Peach ...

Candy Spelling blames Tori Spelling for Aaron Spelling's death

"My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself
and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five
years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't
want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for
his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for

She deserves a plaque or something, Mommy Of The Year.

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What Not To Wear Does Blossom

I would rather go to the farmer's market with Jennifer Garner than have to watch a full episode of What Not To Wear. Mainly because Stacey London makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a pencil.
I will however be PVRing this Friday's episode because they are making over Blossom! Yep, Mayim Bialik will be the target of really bad puns and not at all funny attempts at jokes made by the hosts of this crap fest.
Mayim's problem is she doesn't give a rats ass what she looks like, "I'm frugal" she says "I don't have time to shop and I'm usually wearing clothes three sizes too big. It's not a priority for me to be a sexpot because kids don't care!"
Mayim also doesn't wear leather or pants,when I first read that I thought it said leather pants and I was like "well yeah, Sharon Stone's really the only one left that does" but that's not what it said, she actually doesn't wear pants, it's skirts or dresses all the time.
Finger's crossed that they have access to all those ridiculous hats from Blossom, oh and that six will make a guest appearance.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

A New Face

Hailey Duff, Hillary's older less famous sister got her chin did, oh and her nose.
The work cost $20,000, I think that's more than 'Material Girls' grossed in the box office.
Whatevah, she looks good and if you can afford it and deal with the recovery then power to you...

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Pot ...kettle

Paris Hilton says that Doug will not be going back to the Hills, you know now that his full time job is being her boyfriend.
Her exact words to Us Weekly:
“The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of
it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s
lame. I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But
he just thought it was cheesy.”
Paris Hilton calling something fake and lame makes me laugh. And Doug thinking he's too good for something makes me laugh too.
This is just funny.

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Amex Shows No Love

Expect some Kurt Cobain memorabilia to be going up for sale because Courtney Love is in trouble.
AMEX is suing her because she owes $350,000 and has failed or refused to make payments.
Obviously her card has been cut off and Amex wants their dollas.
Good luck with that 'cause I think you can only charge $20.00 for oral these's gonna be a long haul to get to $350,000.

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He's Not A Monster ...

Chris Brown may as well pop a tent a the court house because it's quickly becoming his new home.
The singer is being sued by a paparazzo who claims Brown's bodyguard gave him the beat down after he tried to take a picture of the woman beater.
Brown's lawyer says the case is BS and he "will vigorously defend against this."
Another day another dollar for a celebrity attorney.
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Bump Watch '09

Ellen Pompeo and her husband Chris Ivery head to the Lakers Game.

The Hills 2.0

The Hills cast were seen having dinner together at a Mexican restaurant in L.A.

Kristin Cavallari was there and also the chick that Spencer was flirting with at the bar, you know the one that rocked him and Heidi's relationship to the core. Whatevah.

I just remembered though that Kristin and Brody used to date, pretty seriously too. I guess that's a story line they can grab onto. Other than that the fact that she's just all of a sudden the new main character is pretty Bullsh*t.

She is a biatch though so that's a plus.

That's All It Takes

One People Magazine cover and poof you're back on the paparazzi daily stalk list.

Melissa Joan Hart was seen out and about with the fam yesterday looking relaxed and not at all like someone who's bikini body was just unveiled to millions. Cute.

Guess Who

It's Reese...D got it first. It pays to refresh.

Sorry there's no ass is poor.

What Hollywood A-lister plays behind the plate?

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