Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Baby News

Us Weekly claims that the fabulous Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs are expecting their first child together.
The couple have been together since they met on the production of Rent in 1996, they got married 2003.


I always find theses interesting, mind you it doesn't take much to make my work day more interesting...
Random Celebrity facts...
50. George Clooney sometimes sleeps in the walk-in closet of his LA mansion because, he says, "all the bedrooms are too light".
49. In 1985, Teri Hatcher played a dancing mermaid on The Love Boat. "That was the first job I ever had" she says. "I left college before finishing my math degree to go do that".
48. While attending Princeton, Prison Break star Wentworth Miller traveled the world performing with the school's acapella group, The Princeton Tigertones
47. Matthew Perry is missing part of his middle finger on his right hand due to a door-shutting accident. (WTF?? click here to see)
46. Diane Lane's mom, Colleen Farrington, was playboy's Miss October 1957 (the ex playmate was also pregnant in one of her photo shoots)
45. Early in her career, Whitney Houston sang the jingle used in commercials for Bounce fabric sheets.
44. A childhood virus left Rob Lowe completely deaf in his right ear. "No stereo for me" he says "It's a mono world".
43. Even though she appears in ads for Tommy Hilfiger's True Star fragrances, Beyonce is reportedly allergic to perfume.
42. After Drew Barrymore posed for Playboy in 1995, Steven Spielberg sent a note that said "cover yourself up" along with a quilt and a copy of the magazine with all her pictures altered so that she appeared fully clothed.
41. Jake Gyllenhaal got his first driving lesson from family friend Paul Newman
40. At age 10, Justin Timberlake won 1991 pre-teen Mr. America pageant. The following year, he became the first male winner of America's Universal Charm pageant.
Click here for 39 through 1.

New Gay Dude, Same Gay Hair

My excitement about the news of Zac Efron leaving the Footloose project was short lived.
Chase Crawford is rumored to be replacing Zac in the remake of Footloose.
Apparently just not making it at all was not an option.

A Place To Hang Your Herpes

Kendra Wilkinson will be releasing her own line of Stripper Poles. Oh, and it also comes with a stripper pole workout DVD.
She claims the pole is like Carmen Electra's but better. Aim high.
Whatever, I guess you gotta stick with what you know.

Spears' "Alleged" Voicemail

This voicemail was apparently left by Britney on her lawyers answering machine. She's asking for him to confirm that her father Jamie Spears cannot take her kids away from her when her conservatorship is lifted. Apparently he threatens her with that often.

I can totally see this being true. I can see her people using her kids as bait...telling her she'll lose them if she doesn't go on tour, or make a certain amount of money. And I think she's naive enough to believe them.

If you can't see the video above here's what was said:

“Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, you know, he’ll take my children away.

I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process of you guys taking care of everything that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it, bye.”

It was sent on January 29th, 2009 @ 12:29 a.m. Isn't 12:29 when everyone makes calls to their lawyer's office?


Loyal Viewers Mourn The Loss...

Do not forget that the SERIES Finale of E.R. is airing this Thursday on NBC.

A "One hour retrospective" will play from 8-9 and then the two hour finale from 9-11.

I'll be bawling.

Berry and Baby

Halle Berry and her daughter Nahla...hopefully they are coming from Ballet and that outfit she has on that child is not just everyday play wear.
Halle talked to Ellen recently and when asked about more kids she said "My mind says yes, but the rest isn't up to me so we'll see."

Josh Has A Tummy Ache

Josh Harnett was rushed to the hospital via ambulance yesterday after suffering from severe abdominal pain.

According to his rep Josh has been having ongoing gastrointestinal problems.

When the ambulance arrived at the Chateau Marmont Josh was able to walk on his own. He was transported to the hospital and is now resting.

Baby News

Alyson Hannigan and her husband Alexis Denisof welcomed a Baby Girl yesterday.
They named her Satyana Denisof.
It was apparently extra special since yesterday was Alyson's birthday. I would be pissed as HELL if I were her. Her birthday has lost all meaning now, henceforth it will always be known as the kids birthday.
Tough break. Congrats anyhow!

Monday, March 30, 2009

In the new issue of Vanity Fair Giselle Bundchen talks a whole bunch about her new step son John, who's mother is Tom Brady's ex Bridget Moynahan.

"I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not
like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child – I feel it is,
100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because
that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel
like he's my son, from the first day. He's a little angel – the sweetest, most
cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life."

Um, if I was Bridg, there would be some GD beatdowns taking place right now.


Sorry the postage is suffering severly...


The Stefani-Rossdale family kill it with cuteness again.

I want to be their Nanny, but not have to take care of the kids. That's how I should start off my resume, they'd be mad not to hire me.

Ships Ahoy

John Mayer set sail on the Mayercraft this past Friday in this lovely get up.

Last time he hit up this cruise this was the outfit of choice. I would say the white get up is an improvement.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Baby News

This is Mercy, she's the lucky kid that gets to live the rest of her life in the lap of luxury.

Madonna chose her and apparently the adoption has been "at an advanced stage for some time."

"The girl is from the 'Mchinji Home of Hope orphanage. She has no father and
mother, they both died...We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for
the courts next week,' an official at the ministry of Gender and Child
Development told Reuters. "

I really hope her tell all will come in paperback.


See You In The Clink

Rapper T.I. has been sentenced to one year & one day in prison. The time is being served because the dumb ass tried to buy machine guns from undercover agents back in 2007.
What the hell his ass needs a machine gun for is beyond me. Any one person who lives in North America and thinks they should be in possession of such a weapon deserves to get their ass sent to jail.
Dumb ass.

Jake Is Breaking Me

I don't usually see what people see in Jake Gyllenhaal but these pics got me.
He's like my favorite peanut butter on sugarless bread combo...boring as hell but still delicious.
Hotness today goes to Jake Gyllenhaal.

I Guess I'm Moving

The Spelling Manse is going up for sale. Candy Spelling is going to place it on the market for a measly $150 million...pft...I can get that from my couch.
Candy Spelling's also on 20/20 tonight...what a coincidence!
I saw the preview last night so I immediately set up the PVR...I can't miss that shite. Candy Spelling is the coldest biatch in all the land...I loves it! I bet she can makes the coldest, most evil person you know look like Mary Poppins on Christmas Morning.
Candy's promoting her new book "Stories From Candy-Land" so she'll be all over the news like a Herpes outbreak, there's no stopping it.
Candy will address her relationship with daughter and my fave DLister never gonna be ALister, Tori Spelling.


Thursday, March 26, 2009

New Shows

You can call Courteney Cox anything a quitter.

She's working to kill her post Friends curse, she's got a new series coming out called Cougar Town. Pretty self explanatory I guess, kind of like ER.

Cox plays a forty something single mother who has a taste for the youngens.

Don't worry, it's a comedy, nobody wants to have to watch Monica Geller get all dramatic.

What The GD Hell Happened Here?

Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt are seen here at LAX returning from a relaxing trip in Cabo. Apparently Jamie didn't take advantage of the spa service at their hotel 'cause homie looks haggard.
It's not like he was ever a 10 but I don't recall this mess.
And yes, JLH, we can see you can afford a Louis Vuitton Bag...we get it.

For You Grey's Fans

Grey's Anatomy is supposed to be amazing tonight, the rest of the season has to be in order to make up for the crap they produced for the first half.

Dr. Hunt goes postal on Christina because of his PTDS.

He was on The View yesterday and apparently he's Scottish. I've never found him hot and since there was no initial attraction I didn't research/online stalk him. Now that I've heard the accent he's moved up on my hotness radar but not too too much, I'm not a fan of the hair.

The interview is below, skip to 3:35 for a clip of tonight's MADNESS.


I actually just watched it and they removed the GD clip...I swear it was there yesterday.

Memba Him?

Remember little Alfie, the 13 year old father of Maisie?

Well about 6 other boys came forward after that story and said they slept with Chantelle, the 15 year old mother. Alfie's rents shelled out 300 Euro for a Maury test and the results showed that he is not the father, insert dance moves here.

The result will be a blow to Alfie who was “devastated” by the boys’
claims and “adored” Maisie.

He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected
sex with Chantelle.

Before he took the test, he said: “I didn’t know about DNA tests
before but mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if
you’re the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up.”

Alls well that ends with a mouth swab.


Madge Is Headed To Africa

Madonna is currently on her way to Malawi to adopt another child.
The papers have already been filed with the Malawi Welfare Office.
All this just because her new boyfriend needs someone to play Star Wars With.

New Ink

Rihanna flew out her favorite tattoo artist, Bang Bang, to Los Angeles so she could get this little puppy tattooed on her side. Yes, it's a gun.
Maybe she has a reason for it, I think it's dumb as hell.
Below is where they were marked to go but the artist says they changed their minds because Cover Girl probably wouldn't like it and since "they pay the bills" it got shifted.
Bang Bang posted these pics on his myspace.


Last year Lindsay Lohan could be seen around Los Angeles rocking the fake baby bump for the movie Labour Pains. The trailer doesn't look that bad to me and I would probably tune in via a $2.00 DVD from my local Asian mall.
Turns out I won't even have to shell out $2.00, all I have to do is turn on ABC because they have bought the rights to the film and it will be released for "family viewing" this summer. So this shite isn't even going straight to DVD, it's going straight to CABLE.
Looks like all the whining Lindsay's doing about her career is not helping.

Will Dance For Food

Pharrell Williams tried to get a burger from a MacDonald's in Paris but they were only serving breakfast. Instead of doing what Kanye would have done, he tried to impress the workers with a song and dance. They did not approve.

Either way it's pretty entertaining, I probably would have made him a burger.


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

There's a story going around that Bruce Willis cast his new wife, Emma Heming, in the role of...well, his wife.
The NY Post:
"During the casting of 'Perfect Stranger' [the suspense movie Willis
made with Halle Berry two years ago], Bruce was very involved with the casting.
In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role."
At Willis' request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles
of extras and minor speaking parts.
Our casting source said, "He personally
went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was
there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the
time he was single and I guess he needed a date."
He gave a sex scene part to someone else and a minor speaking role to Emma, he dated the sex scene girl for a bit but eventually changed her up for Emma.
This is pretty much what everyone said happened between Tom and Katie, she was cast as his love interest in the crazy movie Tom Cruise calls life.
In other news, I would like to announce a casting call I'm having at my house tonight, I'm looking for a Mark Wahlberg look a like to star in a Big Budget Film, Boston Accents are preferred.
Email me for details.

New Couple?

Word on the street is that Rihanna and Chris Brown are taking a break from each other, a good decision being as he gave her the beat down, space after something like that is always the wisest choice.

The Mirror though is claiming that Rihanna's using the space to get closer with Wilmer Valderrama. According to them the two got close at a karaoke night at Geisha House.

“They were chatting and laughing for ages. They looked pretty cosy and
relaxed in each other’s company. Wilmer was all charm and even had a bottle of
champagne for Rihanna.”

Make sure you get that wrapped up Riri, because this dude really gets around. His picture hangs in many a walk in clinic.


Britney Shells Out

It may be great to have Britney Spears' money but it's not so great to have Britney's expenses.
Over the last year Britney has spent 2.7 Million dollars on lawyer fees. Just some examples:
• $460,000: Cost of divorce and custody proceedings with Kevin Federline
• $113,000: Cost of a Florida civil suit brought against Spears by her former manager
• $26,000: Cost of Spears' headline-grabbing driving without a California license trial
• $7,000: Cost of a legal dispute over mold in Spears' leased Malibu property
• $102,000: Cost of Jamie Spears' attorneys during the first six months of conservatorship
• $4,600: Cost to hire a private messenger service to confidentially deliver legal documents
a) She should have just kept Kevin, it would have been cheaper.
b) As a solution to this problem I propose Brit hire me as her lawyer, I watch a lot of Law & Order and I would only charge half of what she's being charged now...just over a mil seems like a deal to me.

Wednesday: Cover Day

Valerie Bertinelli at 48, I don't give a rats ass if she's airbrushed, she's 48 and on the cover of People Magazine in a bikini. Kudos.

It must be some sort of crazy altered universe because every story on the cover of Us Weekly is positive. What's gotten into them?

Star and InTouch go the Brad/Angie break up route.

OK! and Life & Style go with the desperate Jennifer Aniston cover. No more weddings and single motherhood.

Rumor Control

Josh Groban's rep is speaking out to clarify the rumors that he's dating Katy Perry.
"Josh and Katy are very close friends and hang out, but they are not a
They should have let this one go on for a bit, his names in the news and this chick's pretty big right now so it's not a horrible rumor. It's the most interesting thing I've ever heard about Josh Groban.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Guess Who...Goes Unsolved

It's Jennifer Aniston!

Aniston's in NYC filming "The Baster", a film about,"An unmarried 40-year-old woman turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret."


Guess who showed up to the set of her new movie rocking the hood...hint***if I had my way it would be like this all the time.