Friday, September 29, 2006

Another Crazy Canuck

Avril must have had the pasteys last night because she left the spitting up to her husband, Sum 41 frontman Derek Whibley.

"After a night of partying at the grand opening of Area nightclub in Hollywood, Whibley quickly hocked a loogie at one of the cameramen, hitting him in the glasses."

Spitting on someone is considered assult so I really hope these people press charges. Here's an idea guys...why don't you stay home for one night! Mabey then people wont take your picture and you won't end up having to spit on anyone. Stupid Jackasses.


What in HOT HELL is LL wearing? Those tights, I can't stop staring. They are hideous.

My Kind of Bachelor

Flava Flave says he might throw in the towel if he doesn't fing love on the set on "Flavor of Love II"

"If there's a connection [on this season] then there might not be a reason for 'Flavor of Love 3,'" he says. "I ain't scared to do it again but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on TV. I'm ready to spread my wings and go down other avenues. I don't want to just stay stuck on one page 'cause you don't make it to the end of the book [that way]."

A Flave talk show? I will die ! This man is so ghetto that it makes me smile. The chicks that come to be his girl on the show are fab. They never fail to entertain. He is GHETTO FABULOUSNESS at it's best.

Where's SPF II

Kfed made his first appearance since the birth of SPF II. He doned his usual khaki shorts and white shirt ensemble. Why is it he always looks like the entertainment director on a cruise ship? A very ghetto cruise ship mind you but a cruise ship none the less. All he needs is a clip board and a conga line and I'm convinced he finally got a job.

Lets Get Physical

What's up with all the activities for the Spellings? Yesterday it was the bike and today the roller blades, they seem so ... normal. Anyways it's another baggy dress for Tori so no signs of a baby bump yet. What's up with the training wheels on the side of the roller blades though? I've never seen that before.


Someone has put KEVIN FEDERLINE'S RESUME on ebay. This is GD Hilarious! There has been 35 bids and the cast is up to $28. Oh the things people spend money on.

Key to the City

Alicia Keys enjoys being a tourist in Florece, Italy this weekend.

Anna Nicole Get's Married

Anna Nicole Smith married her longtime lawyer and the newly admitted father of her child. WTF? Her son has not been dead for 3 weeks.

"Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning at 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel, 20, from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on September 10"

I'm not even gonna post about her anymore. She makes me sick to my stomach with the publicity seeking. She needs seriou professional help.


Salma Hyek graces the pages of Vouge this month. She looks beautiful. She's the executive producer of Ugly Betty wich premeired last night and I loved it! It was refreshing and not at all what people think it is. It's about her triumph's not failures. She does well with out changing herself. I'm sure yes the braces will be gone next season and she will probably be together with her HOT ASS boss, but I can't wait! I know GAYNESS!

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The Bechelor 234

The bechelor needs to give it a rest. They very rarely make it past a two month relationship. Anyhow the newest manwhore is an Italian Prince looking for an American Princess, this is what he said about his best match;

"I want someone who doesn’t sit at home watching TV," the newest reality hunk, Lorenzo Borghese, tells PEOPLE. "

So I guess I'm out! Whatevah he looks like Balkie from "Perfect Strangers" anyhow.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

hidin' under hoodies

Paris Hilton and Travis Barker are together in Amsterdam. As you can see Travis is just as dissapointed in himself as I am. He walked all the way to the car with his head hung low. Anyhow, the two left a club at 5:30 in the morning. Damn, I need to go go Amsterdam!

Sadie Hawkins?

Gavin and Gwen must be trying to recreate their 1986 proms. This dress screams awkward geek on her first date with chess club champion circa 1986.

MK Olsen

I wonder how much she charges a night? Can't be over $20.

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ANTM...toodles to Megan

The claws were out on ANTM last night. Lots of peti arguments and bitchtastic arguing! Megan got the boot because she couldn't shine through all the weave they made them wear for the photo shoot. She was alright but I had no attatchment really so...whatevah.


This is posted on Frances Bean Cobain's myspace page. I've never seen the pic before, it's cute.


Wedding Details

TOMKAT stepped out for dinner the other night, apperently to discuss final wedding details. Katie looks like she has her pre-baby body back.

"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were out for some fine dining last night at CUT, Wolfgang Puck’s steakhouse at the Beverly Regent in Beverly Hills. Tom and Katie took the night to hammer out details for their upcoming nuptials. Here are the reported deets: Katie has tapped Carolina Herrerra to design a one-of-a-kind A-line dress with a mile-long train and Tom will have his 11-year-old son Connor as his best man. "

A mile long train?? That must be a type-o.

SPF II is comming!!

Britney Spears has fired her publicist and is going to handle her public affairs on her own. Her first order of business...the rights to the first schnaps of SPF II (Sutton Pearce Federline)

"According to multiple sources, Spears negotiated an enviably lucrative deal for the exclusive rights to the first photos of Sutton. Although OK! magazine made a strong bid that one source says was close to $2 million (another source involved in the talks pegged it at far less), Spears turned OK! down in favor of a deal with People, who also snapped her first kid, Sean Preston, and her wedding to Federline. "That was smart," says an insider. "OK! is famous for not paying people on time."

If he looks anything like his big bro he will be gorge!




Hip Hop power couple Jay z and Beyonce, and Easy? Listening? Power couple Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow joined together and had a pow wow. Beyonce looks gorgeous and Gwenyth looks like...a pure bread?

Crazy Canuck

I have never liked Avril Levigne. I think she's just a punk ass kid with not enough talent to be where she is. I could find six girls just like her at a mall in Ajax. Anyways she's gotten into the habbit of spitting on the papz.

"Avril Lavigne is worse than an angry llama. The singer took out yet another photographer with a deadly shot of spit last night -- this time hitting the man square in the face.

After celebrating her 22nd birthday at Hyde, the wannabe punk-rocker unleashed a torrent of "f*** yous" to the paparazzi and autograph seekers, even signing the pleasant greeting on some pictures "

Now keep in mind this last spit-fest took place at Hyde, one of the most popular nightclubs in LA. Now Av, I ask, why did you go there? You know it's crawling with papz and fans waiting to see celebs. You are a punk ass kid who should be working at McDonalds.

The Deterioration of Ritchie

It happened right before our eyes. You don't realize just how small she is untill you look back. It's all in the legs, they just keep disapearing.

Cut it out

Gwenyth Paltrows hair is a bit out of control. Far too long for my liking. She looks like a golden retreiver.

Terrell Speaks

Terrell Owens has come out and said he was not trying to commit suicide.

"There was no suicide attempt," the NFL star said before more than 100 reporters at Valley Ranch, the Dallas Cowboys' practice facility. "Rumors of me taking 35 pills are absurd."

Owens, who was hospitalized Tuesday night, said he'd had a bad reaction after mixing supplements with pain medication that he'd been taking for an injured hand. "I took some extra pills with my supplement," he said "

I don't know if I believe him. What reacts with supplements? I'm far from a doctor but it sounds weird to me.

Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty premeire's tonight on CTV and ABC at 8pm. I want to watch this. I am a big sucker for an underdog story.

Official cause of death

The pathologist Anna Nicole Smith hired to look into her son Daniel's death had declared that a lethal combination of drugs is what killed him.

"The death of Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel was caused by a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro, pathologist Cyril Wecht has revealed to PEOPLE.

Wecht said the drugs caused the cardiac dysrhythmia that led to Daniel's death. Wecht got the toxicology results from National Medical Services in Willow Grove, Pa., today"

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

It's official

"We're just sort of taking a little breather right now and slowing things down," the restaurateur, 25, tells TV's Extra in an interview set to air Thursday night. "A lot of people started saying we're engaged. It put a lot of pressure on things. … We need a little space."

Morton also said he'd had a hard time dealing with being in such a high-profile relationship. "The media getting involved always makes it more difficult," he tells Extra. "I'm a very private person. I'm sure she has dealt with it for years, (but it) puts a lot of pressure on me." Nevertheless, Morton says of Lohan, "I have nothing but the utmost respect for he "


Terri Hatcher was arrested on the set of Desperate Housewives. In character of course. Mabey they're security guards I don't know but her character is becomming annoying. She's just too clutsy and flighty, at first it was funny now she's just an idiot.

Claymates baffle me

Two post's on Clay Aiken in one day...weird right. Well not as weird as these people who call themselves claymates. Clay Aikens biggest fans. This woman is proudly stating that Clay makes her ovaries shake. WTF? I can't comprehend!

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Claymates baffle me

Two post's on Clay Aiken in one day...weird right. Well not as weird as these people who call themselves claymates. Clay Aikens biggest fans. This woman is proudly stating that Clay makes her ovaries shake. WTF? I can't comprehend!

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Not again...

Nope that's not another tranny hooker in the back of Eddie Murphy's SUV, it's Scarry Spice. The two are still going strong.


Reese Witherspoons daughter is a spitting image of her. She's a cutie.

Make it stop

Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are staring together in a new reality show set to air on A&E.

"A&E has ordered up eight episodes of the tentatively titled “The Coreys: Return of the Lost Boys,” which documents the more recent events in the lives of the stars of “Blown Away,” “License to Drive,” “Dream a Little Dream” and, of course, “Lost Boys.”

When will it stop?

Terrell Owens attemps suicide

Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens has attempted suide.

"According to the Dallas Police Department incident report, Owens told police he took more than 30 pills in a suicide attempt.

Sources tell KTVT that Owens was taken to Baylor Hospital by Dallas Fire Rescue and that emergency room doctors attempted to induce vomiting "

Not Cool

David Hasselhoff's ex wife is claiming that her daughter did not attemp suicide over the weekend. She was scratched by the family cat. She says David called the police to make her look like a bad parent.

"Hasselhoff's publicist Judy Katz tells TMZ that Hasselhoff became alarmed when his older daughter called to say her sister was bleeding. Hasselhoff denies telling 911 about a suicide attempt, but his publicist says the 911 operator may have interpreted it that way. Hasselhoff, who was getting ready to board a plane for a film festival, left town without visiting his daughter"

This is sad. The pic above is of Hasselhoff on a promotional tour for his movie "Click" in Europe. I think the hoff is a nut.

DUI officially charged

Paris Hilton has officially been charged with DUI.

"Paris Hilton has been charged with two misdemeanors – driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher, Los Angeles city attorney's spokesperson Frank Mateljan tells PEOPLE.

She is scheduled for arraignment Thursday at 8:30 a.m. in L.A., but is not required to attend the hearing. The maximum punishment for a first-time DUI is a $1,000 fine and/or six months in jail."

No brainer. A fine or jail time? I'm pretty sure Paris won't be spending any time in the slammer. She would be devoured quicker than an eight ball in rehab.

Bringin' Aiken Back

Clay Aiken's 2nd album knocked Justin Timberlakes "Sexy Back" into the #2 spot on the billboard charts. Who knew? Do any of you love Clay Aiken enough to buy his album? Apparently lot's of people do.

I'm not even gonna start about his hair in this pic.

Doggy days

The always down to earth Julianna Moore trained her new puppy in NYC recently.

Soon in a theatre near you...

Every morning as I get ready for work I have TBS on. From 7-8am they play reruns of "Saved by the Bell." So you can imagine how disturbed I was to find out that Screech (Dustin Diamond) has a sex tape and is shopping for distributers.

"Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. "

Seriously no one wants to see Screech doing the nasty. Where is Mr. Belding when you need him?



Hillary Duff and her BF Joel Madden went for some juice in West Hollywood. Joel Appears to have been attacked by some sort of small shrub. You should have that mess seen to.

Make up your mind!

Lindsay was spotted in LA wearing this TEAM HARRY baseball cap. Still together?

Baby Daddy Drama

Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer has come out to say he's the father of her child DaniLynn Hope. There was always speculation about their close knit relationship. I mean come on he was just supposed to be her lawyer and he was everywhere with her on her reality show. Apparently it has been going on for a long time.

"Howard K. Stern, the lawyer for Anna Nicole Smith, said Tuesday that he's the "proud father" of her baby girl, who was born just days before her 20-year-old son Daniel died in the Bahamas"

He was on Larry King Live last night saying Daniel's cause of death is still unknown. There is so much more to this case then anyone will ever know.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Simpsons

Jessica and Ashlee Siompson at the official "Chicago" after party. Jessica said she was proud of her and that she cried so much her face was swollen. If I were her I would never cry again.

Love Documentary

Courtney Love has apparently been filming all through out her "recovery" from drug addiction. She is planning on releasing it in a documentary form film for all to see.

A synopsis of the project reads, "Courtney gives an intimate portrait of one of the most misunderstood and complicated women in modern popular culture."

As if there isn't enough footage out there of Courtney lookin' all messed up. We need to see her going through withdrawls? You were on drugs and now you're better. Is nothing sacred anymore? Yes Coutney should be proud of herself for getting clean, but to try and make profit off it kinda seems wrong to me. It should be a private thing.

Rumor has it...

The word on the street is Tori Spelling's preggers. Also that's she not getting any of Daddy's money. This child will have to be raised on food stamps if they are depending on her acting carreer.


Patrick Dempsey AKA McDreamy has such charm. So he is today's HOTNESS.

The Moores

Demi took her kids Tallulah and Ashton to the premeire of the new animated movie "Open Season" over the weekend. How lovely.