Friday, May 30, 2008


Many media outlets confirmed that Angie popped out the kiddies but her rep says not so much.
"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,"
People magazine was taking mighty long to post it so I was skeptical and when they finally did acknowledge the rumors it was with this statement from the Rep.
A distraction? The truth?


the buzz in France is that Angelina gave birth to her twins at "Catholic clinic in France’s Aix-en-Provence on Sunday, May 25".
No confirmation yet from The Jolie-Pitt camp...we'll see.
FYB confirms that Angelina did give birth to TWIN GIRLS on Sunday and they are rumored to be named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane after their Grandmothers.

Gone Country

Jessica Simpson has finally realised that she's not accepted in the pop world and moved on over to country. She even bought the hat so there's no turning back.

She's releasing her album this year and we've already got an ear piercing first single. Click here to listen, keep the volume low unless you want all the neighbourhood dogs congregating around your computer.


Disney With Daddy

Kevin Federline shakes hands with the common folk on a recent trip to Disney Land.
What a prince.

Baby Mama

This is Clay Aikens new Uterus, Jaymes Foster.

Where's Waldo?

The new version of Where's Waldo, Where's Shaq?
Not quite as hard but equally entertaining.

She's Nuts

Cameron Diaz attended the Lakers vs. Spurs game last night and she was seated next to Antonio Banderes.

Um has she seen Melanie Griffith? She would kick Cameron's ass. Watch your back homes...


No Drugs

Steven Tyler has revealed that he went to rehab to recover from a foot surgery.
"The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would
require a few surgeries over time," Tyler says in a statement released Thursday.
"The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of
rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I
really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone
and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop
rocking. There's a new album to record, then another tour."
I'm not sure about the new album and tour but definitely good luck with the foot thing!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Clay Aiken Knocked Someone Up....

...not the way you think though, it was artificial insemination.

'"Jaymes Foster (who is reportedly in her late 40s) was artificial
inseminated with the 29-year-old singer's sperm, according to the
Aiken lives with Foster – described as his "best friend" – when he's
in L.A. and plans to be involved with parenting their child, TMZ reports."
Clay always dodges the sexuality question but it's pretty much confirmed, he's gayer than Rosie Odonnell.
Congrats to Clay and his mail order uterus.

Bill Murray Getting Divorced...And Restrained

Bill Murray's wife has filled for divorce and seems to have many reasons for doing so. Her papers accuse Murray of "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment."
She has also filled for a restraining order against Bill.

Promotion Promotion

Tori Spelling just got off her promotion train for her book and she's hoping back on to bring awareness to a worthy cause...her new reality show.
Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (not to be confused with Tori & Dean: Inn Love) will follow the couple and their son during their move back to Hollywood from the sticks where they opened their B&B.
Oh and did I mention she was at Pinks while she was promoting? Yeppers, a hot dog joint. Class out the ass I tell ya.

Sharon's Sorry

Dior has dropped Sharon Stone or all their Chinese Ads because of her ridiculous comment about the Chinese Earthquake being Karma. They also released a statement from the fur monger herself.

Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply
sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people. I am willing to take part in the
relief work of China’s earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected
Chinese people

Just stop trying, you're done.


Send Her Ass To Jail

Naomi Campbell has been officially charged with assaulting a police officer. She's pictured above leaving the Heathrow Police Station.
"Campbell was charged on six counts – three for assaulting a constable, two for
using threatening, abusive words or behavior toward the cabin crew and one for
disorderly conduct..."
If convicted she can spend up to 6 months in prison, yeah like that's going to happen. If it did though I'm sure she could hold her own, she's like the female version of Suge Knight.

Losers In Mexico

Heidi and Spencer are vacationing in Mexico and they made a spectacle of themselves as usual. Drinking champagne, reading Forbes and frolicking on the beach.

Normal people don't do things like this when they go to Mexico. They drink all day and then they fight over someone looking twice at a another swim suited person they drink some more and then eventually pass out in a drunken stooper. Then you wake up just before dinner, eat have some more drinks and head to the really lame disco.

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Sex And MY City

Last night was the premiere of Sex And The City: The Movie in TORONTO. Fellow Canadian (Torontonian to be exact) Kim Cattrall came promote the event at the Toronto Circus School.
More to come...

People Magazine is now saying they have a source who confirms the split between Sarah Larson and George Clooney. His rep won't confirm or deny the rumors, "We do not comment on George's personal life".
This manwhore is never going to settle down so it's not really a shocker to me but there was a slight part of me that kinda though this was the one. I mean she was a contestant on Fear Factor, that's gotta count for something.

This Is What Pregnancy Looks Like

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are in fact expecting their first child.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the
first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child,"
they wrote on Wentz's site, "This is truly the most joyous time in our
lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."
Well it makes me feel better that she was less than three months pregnant above because I was convinced that she wasn't knocked up at all.
Anyways congrats to the happy couple.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

You Still Alive?

Sandra Bullock and husband Jesse James walk the dogs.
The poor little bugger only has 3 legs...


Intouch Magazine is reporting that Sarah Larson and George Clooney have called it quits, well that George has called it quits, Sarah I'm sure is somewhere in Vegas filling out her application for the nest instalment of The Bachelor.

They say George is relieved to be single again and it only took him so long to break up with her because she's a sweet girl.

Also keep in mind that it's Intouch reporting this.


Neck Problems

A Rachel Ray commercial for Dunkin Donuts has been pulled for the air because conservative say the scarf she is wearing resembles a keffiyeh, Political blogger Michelle Malkin says "The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad." Thanks for the definition biotch.

Dunkin Donuts first ignored the attention but eventually pulled the commercial. Here's Malkin's response to that.

"It's refreshing to see an American company show sensitivity to the concerns
of Americans opposed to Islamic jihad and its apologists. Too many of them bend
over backward in the direction of anti-American political correctness....
Fashion statements may seem insignificant, but when they lead to the
mainstreaming of violence -- unintentionally or not -- they matter. Ignorance is
no longer an excuse. In post-9/11 America, vigilance must never go out of

Well I wont be wearing my Sari to her dinner party now will I?


A Slap On the Wrist

Gary Dourdan has plead guilty to felony charges of possessing Cocaine and Ecstasy . The charges for possession of heroine were dropped and he was ordered to complete a 16 month drug program.
He was facing up to four years in jail but was issued no prison time. His lawyer:
"As a result of today's proceedings, Gary has been given diversion (a drug
treatment program)," his lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley said outside the Lawson
Justice Center. "He very much regrets what happened and he's very embarrassed by
what occurred, but he's looking forward to moving on and getting back to work

Just another case of celebrity justice.

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Tabloid Round Up

Brad and Angie dominate the rags this week, there's a Nanny tell all, a revelation that Shiloh's lonely, and the inevitable pregnancy health scare story that comes out monthly.

Brit got a happy cover and Heidi, who should count her luck stars got her moment in the spotlight as well.

Crap or not it grabs the eye.

MJ Squared

Sex And The City wasn't the only thing premiering in New York last night, lil' Kim Debuted her brand new face!
Every time she emerges from her house (or doctors office) it's like a surprise all over again.

Dead Inside

Katie Holmes is flying solo in New York while she rehearses for her Broadway debut in All My Sons.
She needs to pack up that mom cut. She looks really tired and in need of a trip to the Xenu Spa or something.
Remember Katie, you are 29.

Who Wore It Better?

Iman vs Natalie Portman

Sarahj Michelle vs Christina

Taylor Swift vs Mary J

Xzibits Loss

Rapper Xzibit shared some bad news with his fans via his Myspace Blog.
"AS you all know, I shared with you the announcment of my newborn son Xavier
Kingston Joiner on may 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurly.
well this week was extremly difficult for him because his lungs were not strong
enough to handle regular oxygen on his own. Xavier passed away this morning at
3:30am and I must tell you this, It is unatural for a parent to bury a child. I
am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when im having great
times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids if you have them,
protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them, dont take a second you get to hug them teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe but it is NOTHING compared to having your family. I am thankful for all of my blessings and im not one to
question God’s perfect plan, so I leave you with great love and thanks for the
love that was sent earlier on my pervious blog to my son. Of course I need to
take some time and handle my loss, STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE. Its not promised to any
of us."
Thoughts are with X and his family...

The Desperate Ladies Are Slipping

Nicolette Sheridan out and about in her pajamas. She's even using her comforter as a scarf.

38 Going On 13

Mariah Carey threw out the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game and she looked like a teenage hooker while doing so.
Mini jean shorts and satin sports jackets with your name embroidered on them are not acceptable attire for people who are almost 40.


Sex And The City: The Movie premiered last night in NYC.

Ahh by Boyfriend Smith was in attendance...we will soon be reunited.

It's getting closer to home!!! Yes that line deserved three exclamation points.