Friday, August 31, 2007

Tom Defends His Movie


Tom Cruise is currently in Berlin filming the movie Valkyrie. It's still filming and already taking shots by critics. But it's Tommy Boy to the rescue!
"All I can say is, 'Save your comments until you see the movie.' I want to think positive and concentrate on the film. I carry a great responsibility to the Germans, for whom a man like [Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von] Stauffenberg means so much."

"And I feel this responsibility to the man himself. The more I learn about him, the greater my respect and my admiration of him. Intuitively I saw a similarity in the profile of this man with myself. Naturally that's something that makes an actor curious. We wanted the inner truth, so to speak, and location helps with that
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Tom plays German Colonel Stauffenberg who is famous for a failed attempt to assassinate Adolf Hilter. I'm not sure about him in this role but hopefully he proves the critics wrong, a failed movie is the last thing he needs right now, talk about feeding the fire.

All Dressed Up in Crazy



The Versace Dress that Britney was supposed to wear for her OK Magazine photo shoot gone mad is now listed on ebay.
If you want you can buy this moment of insanity in the stars life.
As you can see the dress comes complete with mustard stains inflicted by the pop tart herself. Priceless.
Click here to bid...if you have over $1500 of course.

Switching Roles


Daddy Braddy heads back to work.




And Mama Angelina tends to the youngens after a trip to Iraq.





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New Music



Click here to hear Britney's new single off her album. MY GD SPEAKERS ARE BROKEN!










Thursday, August 30, 2007

Jealous Jess


"A source close to the singer tells Us Simpson is “really jealous” that ex John Mayer is seeing Cameron Diaz. “She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.”
Simpson, 27, parted ways with Mayer, 29, in May after dating him on and off for seven months, and “she thinks about him all the time,” says the source. “She is so not over him
.”
Jess looks like she loosing some sleep over this. Girlfriend needs some cucumbers on those eyes.

Buy a Boob


This porn "star" Amber Peach is raising money through her site buyapornstarboobs.com. Here's what she has to say:
"Hi there! My name is Amber Peach and I am an adult performer. Currently, I'm on a quest to acquire breast implants. I genuinely feel they would enhance my career and increase my status (not to mention bookings!) in the porn industry. I hope that you will enjoy watching my plastic surgery journey and perhaps donate to help me reach my goal. I have been in the adult industry for almost two years now. The story of my life including my career in porn is fascinating."
Like I care about "enhancing your career". Get a real job and strip on the side like all the other porn stars did to get their implants!

Not So Smart



Jerry O'connell whom I only associate as being the chubby kid in Stand By Me recently said he was having trouble with numbers.
“I felt a little guilty [for forgetting my wedding date], so I changed all my bank and security codes to my anniversary…..Um, Now I have to change them back.”
I love a man with intellegence.

Mandy Being Mandy


Mandy Moore picks up her laundry before heading home. Boring...but appreciated.

Bad Timing


Ride Magazine has released an interview in their newest issue with Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Boella. Aside from the fact that Nick was describing how his yellow car made "the panties drop" he also talked a little bit about his speeding:

"I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’ma let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.”

I'm sure at the time of this interview Nick thought he was a bad ass but I'm assuming he feels like crap now. Now that his friend (who just got home from serving in Iraq) is laying in hospital in serious condition because of his recklessness.



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VACATE



Gwen and Gavin vacate in Hawaii. Gav's gettin a lil' grey up top. It think it's time to bust out the Just For Men Jet Black.

EVE PULLS A LOHAN


Eve stepped onto the Red Carpet with her Alcohol Monitoring Ankle Bracelet. She tells people that the bracelet is the most annoying thing and no what she thought she was getting.
"It's the most annoying thing," she told PEOPLE Tuesday night at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas.
"When they told me I was getting it on, I thought it was going to be like a beeper, but it's like a pair of Bose headphones."
You know what I find annoying? Those pesky swerving drunk drivers on the road. Wear your bracelet and shut your mouth...you're lucky you're not in jail.

Baby On The Side


X17 caught a profile of a 5 month preggers, Nicole Richie. Cute, but looks like a normal person on a bloated day.

Brad Get's Ink



Brad Pitt premiered his new body art on his carriage ride with ZEE yesterday.

The writing is in french and it says "Life is absurd".

It's right beside that stupid ice man tattoo so it really should say "this tattoo is absurd" but whatever.


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British Beach


D & V Becks were spotted surfing with Hell's Kitchen's Gordon Ramsay.
This is weird no? Posh spice surfing?

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Just Not That Into You


Ben Affleck is rumored to be joining the cast of the movie "He's Just Not That Into You". The movie's based on a bestselling book by a former Sex and the City story editor, Greg Behrendt where he basically tells women to stop making excuses for the fact that a guy's not calling you. Basically he's just not that into you.
Ben's joining a pretty stacked cast including Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Bradley Cooper, Kevin Connolly, Justin Long, Ginnifer Goodwin and Kris Kristofferson.
Can't wait to see it!

Owen Get's Covers



Owen Wilson has dropped out of an upcoming comedy with Ben Stiller. It's unknown whether his role will be dropped or re-cast.
"Ben and Owen have made eight movies together," a source close to the project said. "And he can't wait to work with Owen again. It's just not going to be on this film."
I have such a love hate relationship with Celebrity Gossip. I love the cattiness of it and the drama but I hate when a serious medial issue gets splashed across the glossies like it's Paris Hilton's next hook up.
Owen Wilson was so depressed that he thought the next logical step was to take his own life. That's not something to be taken lightly. Unfortunately this is the time when people from his past are going to start coming forward with lies and misrepresentations just to make a buck.

Still Going Strong




Hillary Duff and her hockey boy Mike Comrie took the lovefest to NYC.

Maybe she can babysit for the Pitts.



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The Dress is Haunting Me





Now Fergie has the same print in a different style?



GARBAGE!





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It's Never Gonna End Is It?


You know, past my 10th birthday I was never a big supporter of Bicycle shorts, but if it can help Britney keep her ass out of sight, I'm willing to jump back on board.
There is no excuse for this..no wind...no riding up. It's just a girl walking down the street with no pants on.

SAY NO TO MANPRI'S


Shorts or pants Ashton, those are your only choices.

Zee GEt's Some Daddy Time



Brad Pitt had a moment alone with his daughter Zahara so the two took a carriage ride in NYC. This might just be the cutest thing ever.

Jason Whaler of Laguna Beach and The Hills is getting married.
"Wahler's rep confirms to TMZ that Jason proposed last weekend to his USC tennis star girlfriend, Katja Decker-Sadowski. We're told he picked out the four-carat (holla!) emerald cut diamond ring at XVI Karat in Beverly Hills. Take that Spencer and Heidi! "
Click here to see Katja. Congrats to the couple even though you will never make it down the Aisle.

HOLLA!


America's Next Top Model returns with new girls and new drama Wednesday September 19th.
I know this show is GAYNESS but I LOVE IT! BRING IT ON!

Scum


Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, is shopping his reality series. Apparently the deadbeat dad had cameras follow him through out his divorce proceedings with Dina Lohan.
Michael already presented his family with the idea of doing a reality show called The Lohans but was shot down by the freckled bunch.
Why is it that people can't just privately blackmail for money anymore? They always have to try and make it a reality show and make an ass out of themselves. You want some money Michael? Threaten a tell all book. Easy as Pie.

When Celeb's Do Good




Angelina Jolie just finished her visit to Iraq and Syria.


"I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to the humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners," Jolie said in a statement.


"My sole purpose in both countries is to highlight the plight of those uprooted by the war in Iraq."


Following her Tuesday meeting with those at the Al Waleed camp in the war-torn nation, Jolie said, "It is absolutely essential that the ongoing debate abut Iraq's future includes plans for addressing the enormous humanitarian consequences these people face."


Angelina also visited the troops in Iraq.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

POWER RANGERS....MORPH!


Tyrannosaurus! Stegosaurus...
That's what comes to my head when I see the new photo shoot for The Backstreet Boys. All in the same outfit but different colors? GAYNESS.

Confirmed Suicide Attempt


Extra is confirming that Owen Wilson attempted suicide this weekend. Click here to see the police log that says they were called to an "attempted suicide" at 12:08 and that the incident was cleared at 17:07.
They also claim that it was his brother Luke Wilson who found him and called the police.

What Are They Thinking?



Jessica Alba was spotted in the same Big Comfy Couch outfit as Eva and Katherine.

Ladies...it's not nice. Stop.



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Life's Tough...Get a Helmet


Last night's episode of The Hills was the height of Cheese...and I LOVED IT!
Brodie broke his finger and I was laughing pretty hard when he came back with that claw and then shared his insecurities about it with Lauren.
Heidi and Spencer in Colorado, the mountains, the fresh air, the gayness father/boyfriend chat by the horses. I don't think I have ever seen more of an Eddie Haskel moment then when Heidi got up from the dinner table at the restaurant and Spencer turned to her parents with his cheese grin and called her an Angel.
And finally the drunken cryfest at the end of the 30 minutes cheesefest. Lauren weeping about losing a best friend...Audrina getting ditched by her "homeboy" in combat boots, and saying she's done 45 times. All this only to be followed up by the scenes for next week where she says she's going out to dinner with him. She's so smart that one.

Twin Time



Marcia Cross and her two girls chill out. That's all I'm gonna say.





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Loser Poses For OK Mag



Is that Yoga pose a joke? Could Lindsay Lohan be any more cliche?
Reading AA books, doing yoga, Spiritual Healing, give me a break Lindsay, you are sitting in rehab with your ipod listening to Fiddy Cent, flipping through People Magazine and watching Laguna Beach on demand.

New Promo Pic


The View released the new seasons Promo Pic that includes Whoopie.
I just wanna slap Elizabeth Hasselback.

Who rocked the ugliness better?


How do you decide who rocked the dress with the fabric that looks like it was taken off your grandmother's couch?
Try anyways...who wore it better Eva Medez vs Katherine Heigle.

SEXY


I understand the zipper fly unzipping unbeknownst to the wearer but a button fly? Now that's bathroom laziness.

Britney Dirt


Yesterday it hit the media that Britney was under investigation by Child Services, when you hear that you automatically assume physical abuse but in this case it's not.

"Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, suggesting it might have been Fed-Ex himself who lodged the complaint"

Either way as you can see above Britney put on a brave, happy face for the papz as she went grocery shopping.



Another Brit Bit, remember the above photo? From this post? Apparently Britney's dog London did fracture his leg. There was an investigation by the SPCA but all turned out well. A spokesperson claims:
"The dog didn’t need a real cast or surgery. There was just a splint put on the dog. The dog got under someone’s foot in the walk-in closet. It’s not that unusual for people to step on their dogs by accident or trip over them. Things like this can happen."
That's what happens when you own dogs that are the size of rats. They get stepped on.

Monday, August 27, 2007

More NYC Photos




Brad took the kids to the park in New York. Looks like fun had by all.

A Statement


Owen Wilson has personally released this statement/plea to the public:
"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."
The reason for Owen being hospitalized is still unknown.