You asked if there was anything Mariah Carey hasn't made slutty and here's your answer. She has managed to make Granny's chocolate chip cookies look like they've been laced with gonorrhea.
The New York Post claims that Madonna and ARod had a secret getaway to Jerry Seinfeld's mansion in The Hamptons last week.
According to The Post, a helicopter carrying Rodriguez was spotted landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up Oct. 21 in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica's car.
Less than 40 minutes later, another chopper carrying Madonna took off from NYC's Chelsea Piers and landed at the same airstrip, the paper reports.
If Rodriguez has a granny fetish he should go for Cloris Leachman, she looks the same and has a better personality.
So remember Jessica Simpson's movie that debuted at number one in Russia? Well not the over here!
Turns out you can pick up this cinematic masterpiece when it comes straight to DVD! Oh what joy!
It's also going to be renamed upon release...check out this winner...Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous. If that doesn't sound like something you're picking up for your Blockbuster night I don't know what does.
I have listened to Hillary Duff's new song a couple times and I hang my head in shame as I state that I actually like it. I deserve to be stoned.
It's totally ripped from Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode but I never really like that song so there's no hard feelings here.
Jessica Simpson's latest cinematic masterpiece Major Movie Star has debuted at number on in the box office...the Russian box office.
The film doesn't have any release dates in countries with English as the first language, the next Country the movie's set to open in is Bulgaria.
God help them.
These masks are the best thing I have ever locked eyes with.
Mary Kate and Ashlee Olsen appeared at a Barns & Noble for a book signing and they were met with the crazies from PETA.
Just because I think PETA, as an organization, is just as bat shit as Scientology doesn't mean I won't give props to them fort this fabulous display. The depiction...just brilliant...clap clap clap.
The Jonas Brothers will play musicians who help their parents care for the dog just before its owner, their aunt, passes away.
"By the time they’ve driven the dog home, everybody’s head is out the window of the family station wagon but Frankie, and only because he has a serious sinus problem and doesn’t notice the stench coming from Walter,"