Monday, April 30, 2007

The Beckhams are no longer homeless





The Beckham Family have officially purchased this home in Beverley Hills, California. the home is rumored to be worth 22 million dollars and is equipped with 6 bedrooms, 9 bathrooms and a home theatre.
And guess what? It's just down the street from good friends The Cruises'!
Maybe we'll get some converts.

Prince Harry



British Government has confirmed that Prince Harry will start a six month tour of Iraq withing the next couple of weeks.




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McBeachy




Patrick Dempsey hits the beach with wife and new twins.



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What Do We Think?


Madonna looked extremely washed out yesterday, like a walking corpse. What about the new Strawberry Blonde tresses?

Evolution






Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are releasing their new fashion line "The Row" in Fall of 2007. The upscale line is far front the hot pink fluff their last line sold in your local Walmart. This one's about 350 dollar jeans and Lamb Skin Coats.

The duo apparently want to remove themselves from the Hillary Duff type empire. If they are gonna try to make people look like them I will have to start a petition to have the line banned.



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A Love Yardsale


Courtney Love's gonna sell Kurt's stuff.
"I’m going to have a Christie’s auction. (My house) is like a mausoleum. My daughter doesn’t need to inherit a giant … bag full of flannel … shirts. A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to ‘(Smells Like) Teen Spirit’ — that’s what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we’ll just … sell."
And she claims to have not quite let go yet,
"I still wear his pajamas to bed," she says. "How am I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearing Kurt’s pajamas?"
In other words....I'm broke.

Die Hard (please)


Bruce (water chucker) Willis promotes his new installment of "Die Hard" on the cover of "Vanity Fair" next month.
It must be some sort of attack on his "assisted living" facility. He gets mad, goes on a rampage, getting dirty and bloody and ultimately ends up being the Hero.
Hang up the ole machine gun Brucey!

Yeah, your cool


Do you think this ho has ever even heard an Iron Maiden song?
I would like to know if she could name a song off one of their albums. I know I can't, and that's why you don't see me walking around in a t-shirt from a concert that took place before I was born just because it looks cool.

Celebs Do Good For Darfur






Hugh Grant, Matt Damon and Thandie Newton are involved in a campaign reminding us that time is running out for Darfur.
"Sunday was Global Day for Darfur! 10,000 hourglasses filled with fake blood were turned by activists in over 35 capitals around the world to mark the start of the deadly conflict in Darfur four years ago."
Strong images.

Two Heads Are Better Than One



Marcia Cross' twins. Much cuter than these twins.

All Hail







Angeline arrives in New York for the Tribeca Film Festival.


One Word.....FLAWLESS!



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It 'Aint Pretty




Pimp Hat................$7
Acrylic Wig............&4.99
Bikini Top..............2 for $24.99
See through shirt...$9.99
Bright Red liptick....FREE! (from the popsicle .... yesterday)
Finding the perfect daytime outfit to match your cowboy boots and ripped fishnets...........PRICELESS!

TWINS!




'Nuff said.




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A Baby Girl


Young actress Keisha Castle Hughes has had her baby.
"The child, named Felicity-Amore, was born Wednesday at 6:35 p.m. and weighed 7 lb., 6 oz. Publicist Gail Cowan described the baby as "beautiful."
Keisha caused some controversy as was married and pregnant at the age of 16. She is also known for being the youngest actress nominated for a Oscar for her role in "Whale Rider".
CONGRATS!

Paltrow



Apple starts college tomarow and she's still on the bottle.
I don't like to judge parents because all kids are different and reach different stages on their own time but come on, soon she'll be able to legally have some Bacardi in that thing.

A Story For The Grandkids!



Remember Tennis Guy? Britney was spotted in Promises Rehab Centre playing a game o tennis with a hunky young boy. Well here he is!
His name's Howie (bad) and they went on a dinner date over the weekend.
Relationships that start in REHAB always work out!

Clap Clap Clap


Kate Bossworth was spotted in Hawaii looking much better than usual. The usually emancipated star looked healthy and happy.
Good work!

Got Hair?




Lindasy Lohan showed up at the Us Magazine Young Hollywodd blah blah blah awards looking like this. And then they gave her the award for "Best Red Carpet Looks".


It's horrid and the mag should be ashamed.



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Friday, April 27, 2007

Me Either





In an attempt to clear his name Alec Baldwin made an appearance on The View. He apologized about the incident and claims the only thing he cares about is his relationship with his daughter. Quote:

"If I never acted again I couldn’t care less,”

Apparently he has the same opinion about himself as most of North America.



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Good Job


The American Idol Charity episode helped raise oer 60 million dollars for poor children.
They have finally given something to the world that has worth.

Uncle Jake




The Gyllenhaal Family makes me happy. They are close and they do things together unlike many Hollywood Fams.
They all took a walk on the boardwalk yesterday, Jake, Maggie, maggies fiance Peter and Baby Ramona.
Cute.

Who Wore It Better?



Eva Longoria vs. Vanessa Minnillo?
Nicky Hilton vs. Hillary Duff?

Top Ten Most Annoying TV Personalities


Do you agree?
10 - William Shatner
9 - Billy Bush
8 - The Hoff
7 - Rosie O’Donnell
6 - Donal Trump
5 - Kathy Griffin
4 - Nancy Grace
3 - Ryan Seacrest
2 - Joan Rivers
1 - Bill O'Riely
I would have to disagree with number 1. I thing NANCY GRACE is definately the most annoying person on the planet.

Brokeback Boy Band





JC Chavez did a photoshoot recently and something tells me Lance Bass wasn't alone in the 'Nsync closet.




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Mad Money






Katie Holmes and Queen Latifa filming "Mad Money" in Louisiana. The comedy also stars Dianne Keaton. I like movies with random casting.

Hopefully this can change Katie's image.


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Jayden's Foot...and maybe a surprise appearance?








Britney spent some time with her kids 'yall!

She brought the rug rats to the dance studio (always a fun trip for a toddler) and we have managed to catch a glimpse of Jayden James' hand. I'm getting suspicious about this kids lack of public appearances. He's worse than SURI!



In other Britney news, there are rumors that a performance at the house of blues featuring a band called M+M's is actually a surprise appearance by Britney. It's said that M+M's is a group made up of Britney and 3 female back-up dancers. It would explain the frequent dance studio trips.



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A Mess-up Becomes a Photo-op




Tyra banks and Russell Simmons were having lunch in a Manhatten restaurant and they decided to dine and dash. Well, they claim it was a misunderstanding. He said he was gonna pick up the cheque and she said no...you know the polite fight over the bill at the end of dinner.

Anyways both assumed the other paid and they left.

Tyra was on The View yesterday and she cleared it all up.


"I read the [newspaper] and they're saying I'm cheap and I didn't pay the bill," Banks said on The View Thursday.

"So I'm on my way after this with my $120 and I'm going to give it to them." Indeed, Banks showed up to make good on the check, says Reyes.

"She was really apologetic and also she was really embarrassed," he says. "She was great. She was very much a lady."

As for the gratuity, Reyes says, "She left a wonderful tip. She was quite generous."



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Woman Tries to Kill Jesse James




A pshyco named Marcia Valentine tried to run over Sandra Bullocks husband yesterday. This woman has stalked Sandra before.

"At around 10:40 a.m. James found the suspect, Marcia Valentine, lying on their driveway," Amormino said.

"He told her to leave, but instead she got into her 2004 silver Mercedes and tried to run him over three to four times. ...Valentine tried to kill him." Bullock, 42, as well as James's 10-year-old son, Jesse Jr., witnessed the attack.

"Both Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are fine and it is now in the hands of the authorities,"


That's some scarry stuff. I have never been stalked ....always the stalker never the stalkee, story of my life.



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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Gere off to the Clink?





"An Indian court has issued an arrest warrant for Richard Gere over a public kiss he gave to Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty earlier this month.

Gere, 57, took Shetty, 31, in his arms, smooched her several times on the cheek and dipped her in a tango-style dance move during a public HIV-awareness event in New Delhi. "

Indian courts are calling the kiss "transgressed all limits of vulgarity" and that he violated the country's public obscenity laws. Gere can face up to 3 months in prison.




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