Thursday, August 31, 2006


This apparently is George Cloony's new girlfriend. She is 9 years his senior and boy does she look it!

Actually, I say good on her! All these older men in Hollywood are known as Eligible Bachelors and the woman as olg hags who can't get a date! Go on with you colagen/botexed ass girlfriend!!!

source ONTD



This was just posted onJohn Mayers official blog. It is obvious that he's talking about the rumors about him and Jessica Simpson. Even typing that sentence bored the hell out of me! I hope they are not together because that would be really BLAH!

perezhilton.com

HOTNESS OF THE DAY!



Brad Pitt is today's HOTNESS> His HOTNESS deserves two pictures.
Yeah apparently I really like Hil D!! Sorry the computer I'm on is screwed!

18 going on 81


Hil D's got her own perfume. The add is pretty. I have a hard time buying it though. She's too young. Shouldn't she be promoting out like edible sparkle body glitter or something.


source ONYD

18 going on 81


Hil D's got her own perfume. The add is pretty. I have a hard time buying it though. She's too young. Shouldn't she be promoting out like edible sparkle body glitter or something.


source ONYD

18 going on 81


Hil D's got her own perfume. The add is pretty. I have a hard time buying it though. She's too young. Shouldn't she be promoting out like edible sparkle body glitter or something.


source ONYD

18 going on 81


Hil D's got her own perfume. The add is pretty. I have a hard time buying it though. She's too young. Shouldn't she be promoting out like edible sparkle body glitter or something.


source ONYD

I wouldn't do that if I were you...


Bruce Willis fired back at the papz in LA. he was comming from the gym and decided to turn the tables and take their pictures. He should really be trying to hold onto fame because it's starting to slip away. Before he know's it he will be sipping his dinner through a straw in some hollywood old age home watching "Die Hard."


source tmz.com

Johnny... is that you??



This pic is making the rounds on the ole internet this morning. With headlines like "DUH!" and "Old News" Am I the only person who didn't think John Travolta was gay? I just thought he liked to dance and sing and wear tight pants and hang...around...with...Tom Cruise. AHHH I see now!

Just jokin'! I don't think he's gay. I think he was just saying hi or bye to a friend. Plus his wife is beautifull. They probably share shoes! Goddamn I can't stop!

Peanut Gallery what do you think? Comments?

source dlisted.com

Boycott



Gwen Stephanie is Boycotting the MTV Awards because all she won last year was best dressed. She lost best album to Kelly Clarkson. Her hasbeen er...um...I mean, husband Gavin Rossdale is not going either but only because he wasn't invited.

I didn't notice



I hat when celebs know they are caught doing something and then they make a statement and try to come off all honest and real with the media. Jessica says she had work done on her lips. Like you look at this picture and think that's MAYBE she's allergic to nuts or something. No Jess, we already knew.

"I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God"

source imnotobsessed.com

I don't know



Scarlette Johanson is getting rave reviews from some for her look at the premiere of her new movie "The Black Dhalia." I'm gonna go with not so much. I think she looks like she belongs on the prairie. Where's Pa?

source people.com




Gwen and Kingston in NYC.

celebrity-moms.com

Way to go Brit!




Britney looks good!! Showered, clean white shirt, still got the no good shorts but all in all, I'll take it!

celebrity-moms.com & fadedyouth.blospot.com

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

It's a girl??




Reports are that Britney's having a girl. TMZ has apparently gotten a hold of her registry, and it's frilly! This is the crib she has picked out worth a whoping $2,200 and the basenet is $1,100. Also a note to britney: I am available for adoption. I don't need a crib or anything just a new car and mabey a house...oh and a trust fund available to me when I'm 23.

source TMZ.COM

STEVEN?


Steven Segal really let himself go. I'd still like to have him in my corner though...but only the corner furthest away from the buffet table.

tmz.com

STEVEN?


Steven Segal really let himself go. I'd still like to have him in my corner though...but only the corner furthest away from the buffet table.

tmz.com

Hillary Swank


Wow the airbrusher was on his A game the day this was taken!

source ONTD

TRANNY ALERT!



According to splash news Jessica Simpson was not to sick to party the night away after her release party. This picture is HORRENDOUS!! The side boob, the buck teeth, the crazy eyes,it is all just too much too take in at first glance! I had to just look away

splashnewsonline.com



Johnny Depp is filming "Pirates of the Caribean 35" in L.A. and he has come out of his trailer everyday for an hour to sign for his fans. Seriously his HOTNESS is unbearable. How many other celebs out there would pose with a home made sign. Even though he has those gay braids on his beard he's still, WOW!

source poeple.com

DAMN...



Rod Stewart bought this house in the South of France for his wife for mere 5.9 million dollars. I would like to be married to Rod Stewart. Answer to yur question Rod...yes I do think you are sexy...and I do want your body...but only if you give me this house. Call me, we'll talk.

fadedyouth.blogspot.com

Jesus really does love me!



I must have been a martyr in a past life because I can't recall what I did to deserve this!! Jessica Simpson with no voice?? She attended her release party for her album "A Public Affair" and barely talked all night. Does this mean no more singing? Pinch me I must be dreaming.

fadedyouth.blogspot.com


A movie that dipicts the last 48 hours of Jesus' life is premiering at Cannes this year. Jesus is protrayed as a blak man.

The movie bills itself as "the first dramatic film in Hollywood history ever to depict Christ as a man of color" and as "the first Christian based film to inject race as a possible factor in the Crucifixion of Christ."

Somewhere out there Mel Gibson is having a heart attack.

source tmz.com


HOTNESS OF THE DAY



Taye Diggs receives the honor of HOTNESS OF THE DAY! Enjoy!

Going for tea?


I thought Christina was just going for tea but apparently she was headed to a costume party with husband Jordan Bratman. She looks so classy and elegant. But what's up with the wonky right breast? Time to see the doc, someone needs a touch up.

dlisted.com

This is how you do pregnancy


Brit take note! Heidi Klum is flawless while pregnant. Her daughter, much like her son, also started out not so cute and now she's a pretty little girl.

people.com

Clebs give back



One year after Katrina, Hillary Duff goes back and tries to give back a little.

people.com

LMAO




It must have been windy in L.A. recently because Nicole Ritchie went down faster then her lunch comes up. Someone get her a walker or something.

dlisted.com

New couple?


People Mag is confirming that Jessica Simpson is now dating John Mayer. Yeah eww. He is not HOTNESS OF THE DAY. But then again I don't really think she's special either. So whatevah!

people.com

SHIP SHAPE


Gwen Stefani was spotted in NYC with her trainer recently.

celebrity-moms.com

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Easy Breazy..




Panteen...



I mentioned earlier that Jessica Simpson and her hair stylist are comming out with a line of hair extensions. Now if I was trying to promote my product I don't think I would be walking out of the house looking like this. I think this particular extension is called "California Crap."

Source dlisted.com

No wonder she hates him...


Angelina's father John Voight doesn't know his grandchildren

"Angelina Jolie's estranged father Jon Voight sent a shout out to his grandkids Saturday, but it seems like absence makes the memory grow weaker -- he royally screwed up one of the names. At the fourth annual BAFTA Tea Party (BAFTA is the Oscars for Brits), Voight was talking with a reporter on the red carpet when he decided to send birthday wishes to Maddox, Angelina's five-year-old child. That went well, but then things took an ugly turn. Voight also sent well-wishes to "Shakira" -- problem is, he was talking about Angelina's 1 1/2-year-old daughter. Shakira is considerably older -- 29. The correct name -- Zahara. Close, but no cigar"

I don't really see the problem my mom calls me whatever comes to her head first and I ususally answer no questions asked. But I think if she called me Shakira in public I would be pissed, she sucks.

source justjared.com

No wonder she hates him...


Angelina's father John Voight doesn't know his grandchildren

"Angelina Jolie's estranged father Jon Voight sent a shout out to his grandkids Saturday, but it seems like absence makes the memory grow weaker -- he royally screwed up one of the names. At the fourth annual BAFTA Tea Party (BAFTA is the Oscars for Brits), Voight was talking with a reporter on the red carpet when he decided to send birthday wishes to Maddox, Angelina's five-year-old child. That went well, but then things took an ugly turn. Voight also sent well-wishes to "Shakira" -- problem is, he was talking about Angelina's 1 1/2-year-old daughter. Shakira is considerably older -- 29. The correct name -- Zahara. Close, but no cigar"

I don't really see the problem my mom calls me whatever comes to her head first and I ususally answer no questions asked. But I think if she called me Shakira in public I would be pissed, she sucks.

source justjared.com

Apparently my crack out computer thinks it's a good idea to post everythign twice today. So enjoy!
Apparently my cracked out computer thinks it's a good idea to post everything twice today. So enjoy!

HOTNESS OF THE DAY!

Ryan Reynolds, a fellow Canadian, is today's HOTNESS! Damn you could grate cheese on this mans stomach!

HOTNESS OF THE DAY!


Fellow Canadian Ryan Reynolds is todays HOTNESS!! You could grate cheese on this man's stomach and he can be summed up in one word...DAMN!

No thanks


Alyssa Millano is launching her own fashion line called "touch by Alyssa Millano."
Everything has a baseball logo on it. I know I can never find anything to wear to the god damn game! Now I can wear a Toronto Blue Jays Poncho.


source fadedyouth.blogspot.com

No thanks


Alyssa Millano is launching her own fashion line called "touch by Alyssa Millano."
Everything has a baseball logo on it. I know I can never find anything to wear to the god damn game! Now I can wear a Toronto Blue Jays Poncho.


source fadedyouth.blogspot.com






Eddie Murphy is dating Scary spice and they are getting serious. Living together and all. I though Scary Spice was a lesbian. And Eddie Murphy was caught picking up a tranny hooker in Hollywood some years ago so I'm not really sure what's going on here but all the best anyway.

source gabsmash.com

I hear ya Drew


Drew Berrymore was spotted with her boyfriend Fabrizzio recently. She was wearing a t-shirt stating that her boyfriend was out of town. Wishfull thinking I guess.

source gabsmash.com

PETA Does Not Like Beyonce


PETA is after Beyonce again. First it was the attack on her about her use of fur in her clothing line House of Deron and now it about her unethical treatment of alligators.

"BEYONCE KNOWLES has been reprimanded by animal rights group People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) after boasting about taping a baby alligator's mouth shut at a photo shoot for her new album. After consulting with British reptile biology expert CLIFFORD WARWICK, PETA activists are snapping back at the pop star for allowing something so cruel to take place"

Note to PETA, if I had a scene with an alligator I would be gluing it's mouth shut and I'm pretty sure you would be too. We are all not the crazy Australian guy who thinks that he can befriend them. They will eat you. CRAZY BASTARDS!

source ONYD


Dare I say...



Paris Hilton actually looks decent here. No nip slips, no dogs or farrets hanging off her neck. This was at the Emmy after party.

Source people.com

Aniston does Nike



Jennifer Aniston is the newest spokeswoman for Nike. She looks pretty. She must need the money with all the box office bombs.

Source justjared.com

Heidi and henry



Heidi Klum was caught at the park with her son Henry. He was an unfortunate looking infant but he has grown up to be a real cutie.

Source celebrity-moms.com