Thursday, May 31, 2007

Oh Heeeelll No !

This is what V Becks hass to say about celebrity bloggers:
"I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names," Victoria Beckham moaned to Neil Sean of Sky News. "They don't really know what's going on in anybody's lives. They're just sad people that sit behind their computers."
No, I don't use my own name but you don't use your own breasts, lips, or nose...what's the dif?

Where Are They Now-Lisa Turtle Edition

Saved By The Bell Days. The simpler time. The days when I would wake up on Saturday morning sans hangover and tune in to see the gangs weekly scams. So whatever happened to Lisa Turtle (Lark Voorhies) after the troops were no longer "Saved By The Bell?"
"She has continued to act in various roles since then such as In the House, in which she played the girlfriend-turned-wife of Alfonso Ribeiro’s (Carlton Banks) character (Maxwell Stanton). Her latest project is a movie adaptation of the book "The Black Man’s Guide to Understanding Black Women".
The National Enquirer also published a story in May 2006 saying that Lark Voorhies was addicted to cocaine that lead her to lose several acting jobs. She later sued claiming the story was false.
Facts about Lark: She dated Mark Paul Goslear (Zack Morris) during filming of the show. She is also a devout Jehovah's Witness, this caused problems post SBTB while filming love scenes in "Bold and The Beautiful" and "Days of our Lives".

How many Nannies does it take to change a diaper?

Wait I know this one!!
Heidi Klum was spotted in New York with a nanny for each kid! The one in the grey pants is her mom and the rest are on the payroll.

I Was Just Jokin 'Yall!

Nicole went on Ryan Seacrest's morning show to talk about her email.
"I mean, it rhymes. Are you really going to take an e-mail that rhymes that seriously? And it's a private e-mail to my friends. I was joking and I don't think there's anything wrong with it."
Ahh plenty of relevant work has been written in Rymes. Hasn't this bitch heard of Mother Goose!

You Don't Say...

David Hyde Peirce has come out of the closet. He claims he never really was in it, but that he just chose not to discuss his personal life.
Now if only he could coax Fraser out of the walk-in.

New Look fro Izzy

Katherine Heigl has said bye to Blonde. I like it!


Kate Winslet and Leonardo Dicaprio are coming back together in "Revolutionary Road". The two play a young couple in the 1950's struggling to achieve the American Dream.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Kevin Gonna Get a Cheque

KFed has signed on to film a movie with Keanue Reeves and Oscar winner Forest Whitaker. The role is described as "small but notable"....the total opposite of his place in the media the past couple of years which is "huge and no so notable".


Brad Pitt is filming scenes for "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" in Montreal, Canada. So close but yet so far.....


Shiloh Jolie Pitt celebrated her first birthday over the weekend in Prague.

Dancing With The Has Beens

The last winner of Dancing with the Stars hasn't even shuffled off the stage yet and talk of next years contestants are already flying.
The latest names...Tori Spelling and Mel B aka Scary Spice.

Oh Look it's My Best Friend!

If only she had a bigger bag, then we wouldn't have to see her at all!

Calum Best Loves Hookers!

Lindsay Lohan's brief boy toy Calum Best was secretly video tapped with two escorts in a seedy hotel in London this past week.
Random sex and lots o' coke...I wonder why they never made it?

Do you think she wanted a girl?

Celine Dion and Son Rene Charles grace the Cover of Hello Magazine.

How are you gonna name your kid Rene and then let him wear his hair like that? What did he get for his first birthday body glitter and pink pumps?


6 Days But Who's Counting

Paris Will be jailed in 6 days! June 5th's the day to watch!

An Official Statement

Lindsay's publicist released this statement regarding LL's rehabilitation:
"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."

Love After 40...

Heather Locklear has found a new love! And who'd have thunk it...with an old Melrose buddy! Jack Wagner aka Dr Peter Burns was spotted hand in hand with Heather on a beach in LA.
If you don't remember Peter Burns was the Dr. who nearly killed Amanda (Locklear's charachter) on the operating table. After all the drama setteled the two were an on again off again couple for the remainder of the show.
Nice to see someone bounce back after a divorce from long time husband and betrayal from long time friend.

Hen Party

Laura Dern (wife of Ben Harper), Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow were spotted having lunch together yesterday.
Sheryl Crow has officially turned to "mom jeans" post adoption.

It's Not Right But It's Ok

Will Farrell was seen out in LA looking like a hot ass mess. I would usually have something to say about a celebrity looking like this in public but with Mr. Farrell I can't.
He's to GD funny for me to talk bad about him. Just looking at this pic I'm laughing inside. Do what you will funnyman.

Daily Brit

Britney does some running around in Beverly Hills.

Email Drama

Nicole Richie had a Barbecue over the weekend and Intouch Magazine has gotten a hold of the evite.

At this same Barbecue Micsha Barton apparently had an "allergic reaction". She had "a few cocktails" (my ass) mixed with antibiotics. She was treated at a local hospital and sent home.

Nicole's publicist insists that she was trying to be funny. This ho's even trashier than Britney.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

More Broken Promises, Lindsay's in Rehab

Lindsay enters Promises.

courtesy of splash news

TMZ is confirming that Lindsay Lohan has been taken to Rehab by her lawyer Blair Berk. She's said to be entering a "serious medical treatment program" and will be an inpatient for 30 days at Promises Rehabilitation clinic (same as Britney Spears).

I hope this crackhead gets some help but I find it odd that it's her lawyer taking her to Rehab. A little something to do with her case perhaps?

Ready To Pop

Julia Roberts was spotted in a Texas airport getting ready to board a plane headed back to L.A. I can't wait to see what she names this kid. Murial? Bertha? Please make it something not fit for a nursing home resident.


Angelina, Pax and Zahara off to pre-school.


Selma looks like a hip young mom with her revised look (much better than past). Her shirt reads Stylish, Sexy and Pregnant.

A Message From Britney

Britney has just posted this letter to her fans on her official website, it's long but interesting,
"Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "bitch."
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney
Quote of the month...It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You're not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty."


MTV is worried that there will be problems with Jessica Beil and Cameron Diaz at this weekends MTV MOVIE AWARDS.
"It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."
I'm pretty sure this is a big load of garbage but hey it's considered news for some. I'm sure Cameron will show up alone and Jessica and Justin will arrive separately and all will be well in the land of the extremely rich.

Justin Timberlake's New Label

Justin Timberlake his own label called TENNMAN RECORDS. He says:
We are all excited about the talent we have to offer already on our roster and I cannot wait to introduce the world to my new discoveries,”
Everyone wants to be a CEO. A vintage Brit and JT shot just for kicks.

Berry or Bony?

Who rocks it? Halley Berry vs. Nicole Richie.

It's Crying Time

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have apparently been having some trouble in the past couple of weeks. One publication says they are broken up and the next that they are working things out. I don't give a rats but I like pics of couples fighting...makes me feel better about being single!
The lovers are currently staying at a luxury resort in Cabo. Papz caught them having a little argument. According to then Jessica was really upset and John stormed off about 45 minutes into the conversation.

Memorial Day Eats

Chrsitina Aguilera and Hubby Jordan Bratman were seen out to dinner last night with friend and baby. I think this chick would be a good mom. Now. Not before when she would have put her infant in hot pants and a tube top.

Memorial Day Stroll

Friends Courtney Cox-Arquette, David Arquette and Jennifer Aniston went for a stroll on the beach yesterday afternoon. The kid who's name I refuse to say tagged along too.

Monday, May 28, 2007

x17's At It Again

x17 has captured Lindsay Lohan passed out in her car after a night of partying. After being woken she stumbles into her house. Notice the 30 days sober medalion hanging from her rear view?

Lindsay is obviously not taking a page out of Paris Hilton's "How To Act Like A Saint Post DUI" handbook.


I wonder how it feels for Britney to be out of the headlines for a whole weekend? Good Job Girl!
Ms. Spears was spotted tanning yesterday.