Friday, August 21, 2009
Everyone please say a prayer for Brad Pitt for in about 2.3 seconds he'll be grabbed from the street and thrown into the back of a van.
"It was a ridiculous movie."
Amy Winehouse went out last night in London , got plastered, spilled, cried and headed home for a midnight snack of crack and cheese.
Apparently she was crying inconsolably about her divorce.
Oh and the white stuff under her nose may just be dry skin but with her you never know.
"When you reach a certain point in your career, you're placed in this unfair
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant grab a bite in NYC. The pair just finished filming "Did You Hear About The Morgans?", a film about a New York couple who are relocated to a small town after witnessing a murder .
I don't care how much I love this woman I would cut her for that Chanel.
Lindsay Lohan is really starting to look like an addict, before when it was all shopping and clubbing and hair/mani/pedi appointments it was all good but eventually all that shite can't compete with the lifestyle.
She's stating to look like she should be talking about the gypsies who are watching her, soon she'll be wrapped in tinfoil under a matress in the subway so they can't see her.
Seriously girl, get to Promises, or at least take a really long nap or something.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Renee Zellweger steps out for the premiere of My One and Only in NYC sans her new piece Bradley Cooper.
The films is "a 1950s-set comedy in which the glamorous Anne Deveraux (Zellweger) embarks on a drive down the Eastern Seaboard in a quixotic search for a wealthy man to fund a new life for her and her sons". It also stars Kevin Bacon, Chris Noth and Eric McCormack.
All that aside, I'm just really glad she lost the 90's teenaged boy hair.
Sherri Shepherd showcases her weight loss on the cover of OK. That "without surgery" line is definitely a stab at Star Jones.
Life & Style holds back with Dirt, I believe Douche is what they are meaning.
InTouch says Xenu and Katie are on the outs. They also say Brad Pitt's drinking "isn't a joke", drinking is never a joke. I probably drank more on my last vacate then he has all year.
Britney Spears made a guest appearance on Letterman last night to read the Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President. It was a pre-taped appearance and she did it in a bikini. You know just because...
And the reason's are...
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
Colin Farrell and his girlfriend Alicja Bachleda-Curuś showed up at Los Angeles airport this weekend and the girlfriend looked pretty knocked up.
There's been no announcement about them expecting but they've been together for seven months so unless she was visited by Angels Ala The Virgin Mary...Colin's gonna be a pops again.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Celine Dion is knocked up again.
"Celine and René [Angélil] are very happy," and "They are crazy in love over
the news and ... they are overjoyed."
My boyfriend Mark Wahlberg was rushed to the hospital when he woke up gasping for air. Apparently he inhaled too much fake smoke from the smoke machines on the set of his new film.
"This is simply a private, consensual moment involving a married couple,
shot several years ago, which was never intended to be seen by the public." The
statement continues: "Although the participants are nude, the tape is not a 'sex
tape.' It is a private tape made for only my clients' personal use, and nobody
has the right to exploit it. If anyone exploits the tape, they will be violating
my clients' rights and will be exposed to significant liability."