Monday, August 10, 2009
Teen Choice Strip Show
Last night was the Teen Choice awards, so of course the whoring was in abundance.
16 year old Miley Cyrus took it to the max though when she danced on a moving pole in hot pants for a big ass arena full of hormonal teenagers.
I didn't watch (which is weird because I'm really a teenager trapped in the body of a 25 year old) but it pretty much seemed as though the Twilight troops were front and centre the whole time so I don't think I missed much. I'll post the arrivals later...get ready for some head scratching...