Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Joaquin Phoenix showed up at a party in Miami Beach looking like this.
According to The Daily Mail his behavior lately has been very erratic and his friends are worried for him. Their source:
'For people who know Joaquin, it's been an incredibly traumatic year, filled
with chaos. 'Everyone wants to help but nobody's been able to break through. His
bizarre behavior has everyone worried. It's just getting scary.'
You can only hope he doesn't got the way of his brother.
We've got ourselves a bad hat alert here folks.
Maggie Gyllenhaal has thought it necessary to put some sort of bird carcass on top of her head and further more, add ear flaps and string to anchor it down.
I'm not one of those "who cares how I look, I'm warm" people. I don't agree with those people.
Also someone should look into the fact that she's harboring an Amish fugitive.
Naomi Campbell is hitting the white sands with her rich ass Russian boyfriend Vladislav Doronin in Maldives.
They also met up with the hottest new accessory Stefano Gabbana and his speedo clad toy.
Being as my body temperature almost went down to legally dead this morning while travelling to work it's a given that I'm not enjoying these pictures.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Nicole and Joel enjoy a Hawaiian vacation that included Kayaking and paddle boarding. Both things I would give up for a Pina Colada and a siesta while on vacate.
I do add that Nicole looks healthy, she's small but she doesn't look like an extra from the CSI Morgue.
Isla Fisher hangs out with daughter Olive. Poor little bugger has no idea her husband was sucking face with someone else at a club mere hours ago. Or maybe she does and doesn't give a rats.
Anyways the pic the guy is taking is going to be a great shot. I know because I basically stalk my nephew with my camera, I'm his personal paparazzo...my eye is trained.
“Woody Harrelson and Laura Louie were officially married yesterday on the
island of Maui. The ceremony was attended by family and friends. The couple have
been together 20 years and are the proud parents of three daughters.”
Monday, December 29, 2008
On today's edition of "Who Got A Show" I present The City and Bromance. Whitney Port and Brodie Jenner's new "reality" shows.
Both trash shows are premiering tonight on MTV, I will not be tuning into Bromance but I will allow myself to be sucked into the trash that is a Hills spin off.
Th City is not getting a break though, it took a while for The Hills to be exposed for being fake as hell but not The City!
The New York Post:
One source tells us, "She doesn't really work. She is hardly ever in the office." Those who do work for von Furstenberg, however, are in the office daily and "can't get their work done because MTV tells them they can't move any thing
at their work stations. They do so many reshoots that everything has to look
exactly the same every day."
I think it's pretty obvious the show is scripted, we don't really have to have it pointed out to us anymore. People still chose to watch this crap, myself included. It's a sickness with no rehab.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake G went hiking with Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan.
Very random, feels like it should be Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck with Reese and Jake. Talking about pies and good preschools.
Although I'm sure R. D. Jr. makes a mean Brownie ;)
Jennifer Garner spent her Christmas with the people who know her most, her true friends that see her almost everyday...the people at the Farmer's Market.
As much as I can't stand this woman I do feel pity, she really needs to get that thing out of there. She's freaking huge.