No Gifts!

Brad Pitt talks to Hello Magazine about the Kid's Christmas.

"The kids don’t ask for big gifts for the reason that they don’t see a lot
of the American cartoon television, which is packed with all those manipulative
commercials for big toys that look so fantastic.‘When they do see that stuff is
when they start asking for the toys, so we figure if they don’t see them they
won’t know they’re there.
‘So we have gifts, but we try to keep the money spent to a minimum. The rule is that everyone’s got to make something for someone else, you got to put time into it."

This is good because they won't be spoiled greedy bastards like most of the rest of the world's children at Christmas but on the other hand, you're rich, buy your kid some GD Hot wheels!

Don't be like Jennifer Garner and make you kids do crafts until their fingers fall off and then sing together as a family by the fire. Let them eat whatever they want and eventually pass out into a diabetic coma until Christmas morning when they can open their mounds of overpriced toys. I was not rich growing up but I always had lots of toys at Christmas.

IT'S CHRISTMAS, no macaroni art!