Wednesday, December 31, 2008

'Tis The Season


Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI in Arizona last night.
His blood alcohol level was tested by a mobile DUI task force on the road and after his arrest he was released to take a taxi home.
We (me) here at Whatevah do not take DUI's lightly, please get drunk tonight but also, please call your drunk ass a cab.
HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

10 comments:

hooper said...

Hey are you guys getting off early today? Working Friday? They are releasing me at 3 but must return at 7 on Friday. They aren't even going to make me wear my ankle braclet tonight.

jana said...

I am out of here at 1:30pm and not returning until Monday..WOOT WOOT..

I think my drunken sari ass will be walking home tonight Jules..so all is safe in my hood

hooper said...

In those temperatures you'll be sober by the time you get home.

Merry New Year!

JEWELS said...

Good one... "sari" ;)

K said...

I know this girl that I work with...lets just call her "Jona" and I invited her out to lunch today....was gonna buy her a nice lunch and give her her Christmas present and she never got back to me at all...how GD rude is that?

hooper said...

"Jona" was not very considerate. Perhaps she needs a spanking. She may have heard about what a maucho he-man you are and became scared. You can send the gift down here.

jana said...

Bud I know that Jona that you speak of and she always has daily "meetings" from 12-1:30pm so if you wanted to do lunch with her then you should have thrown out the email before noon (she would have skipped out early)

K said...

Wed 12/31/2008 12:01 PM

So I missed her by one minute. I grew up with Jan.....I mean Jona, and the girl is rarely on time....but this meeting every day she is on time for....must be an important meeting huh????

jana said...

well a few more then one because she has to get changed for the meeting....
never on time..come on now Bud I always have stuff

hooper said...

Jewels,
There is an update to this story according to thesmokinggun. He told the cops the reason that he was in such a hurry was because he was going to get a blow job.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html