Friday, November 28, 2008

Greatest Story Ever

Bulgari lent Winona Ryder jewels for an appearance at the Marie Claire Awards held in Madrid. Well turns out they never got them back!
Winona says she left them in an envelope at the front desk of the hotel. Bulgari calls Bulls**t.
I wouldn't lend Winona a pen...why the hell did they lend her diamonds?

And Another One

Naomi Watts is still knocked up, could she break her last record of 15 months?


Thanksgiving Fun

The Beckhams and The Cruises got Thanksgivingy in New York.
The party broke up later in the evening, you know when Tom and David needed "man time".

Park Fam

Gwen and family chill in the park in Los Angeles.
Zuma is chunks to the max...I loves it!

Brit's Back, and she sucks

Britney finally performed y'all!
She took the stage at The Bambi Awards in Germany and belted out (aka...mouthed along) Womanzizer.
Check out the video below. Above she looks kinda like she was in a minor car accident and turned her neck brace into this fish netted get up. She should be the spokesperson for that commercial..."Hurt in a William Mattar".


Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hey crazies!

I am off work sick today. A mental health day!

Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I Don't Know How I Feel About This

Mark Wahlberg is my fantasy "soon to be husband" but I don't know how I feel about people peeing on walls.
I mean, I know guys have the advantage in the emptying of the bladder department but I think there should always be a tree or a bush around when peeing in public, maybe an alley even.
Also when in the city you are never more than 2 blocks from a McDonald's there's no excuse for this.


Madonna and A.Rod arrive in Miami together.
I chose not to believe the rumors because I don't understand why anyone with their own money would want to be with Madonna. I mean I would be with her, drag my ass to Kabbalah class everyday...I don't' care, but I am poor so that would be my reasoning.

Wednesday: Cover Day!

My Canadian Homie, Michael J. Fox talks to People about his struggle with Parkinson's.

OK! uses snoozer Reese Witherspoon. I would be more inclined to buy this is they were featuring a cream dish rag. Also see the inset pic of AshLEE Simpson, spelling errors on covers?

Star takes the cake with their fabulous dramatic headlines..."BODYGUARDS TELL ALL! ...Who's hooked on sexy texting"

InTouch and Life & Style both say Angelina's knocked up...too bad her Rep released that she's not on pretty much the same day. No cigar.

Wow, you don't say!

The Hills cameras captured Heidi and Spencer's wedding and honeymoon! How spur of the moment!
Liz Gateley, executive producer:
"MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting
to capture them on vacation. Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from
the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the
newlyweds' relationship as it plays out in real life."
They do not have fans, don't insult the people who watch this dreadful/greatness show.

Sneaky Lesbians Are The Best Kind!

Ellen Degeneres tried to get Mariah Carey to say she was pregnant on her show, and she did it by tyring to shove alcohol down her throat...aka the best way!
"Let's just toast with Champagne," the sly talk show host suggested, reaching for a bottle and some flutes.
"It's just fattening This is peer pressure!"
When DeGeneres persisted, the two clinked glasses – but Carey only pretended to drink the wine.
"You're pregnant!" DeGeneres declared.
"No, no, no," Carey insisted. "We will let you know when we're going to have a family."
So why refuse the bubbly?
"It's too early for me," explained the Grammy-winner. "I only drink after 3 p.m."
BLASPHEMY! It's never too early to drink.

Twilight Gets High

18 year old Twilight star Kristen Stewart gets high on her front steps.

She will more than likely get jumped on for this but isn't it mandatory for 18 year olds to smoke some weed. It's like being bitchy or not cleaning your room, it's going to happen.

Four Christmases

Reese Witherspoon on the alleged feud between her and Vince Vaughan,
“Every co-star I ever work with I’m either having an affair with him, I’m about to get married with him, or having a baby or we absolutely cannot stand each other. We got along great, we were very good friends and we were very much
partners on this movie. Vince is the funniest person I’ve ever worked with. It
was a challenge for me to stay there and keep up with him. But I feel really a
better actor for that experience.”
I really want to see this movie, it's out in theatres today.


Cover Shizz

Tom Cruise brought his best Zoolander to the shoot for the Details Power Issue.
"Really really good looking?"

Stooping To Stool

Joey Fatone appeared at the opening of Charmin's Public Bathroom in Time Square.

No this is not a joke, he was the celebrity that made an appearance at the opening of a Charmin Public Bathroom.

While Justin's doing duets with the biggest names in the industry Joey's just doing number twos.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Cyrus' Mourn

Miley Cyrus, her dad, My achy breaky back, and Gaston head to a funeral, apparently it's acceptable to wear a t-shirt to a funeral.
Class out the ass.

Brit Brit

Here are some more shots of Britney from The Rolling Stone Piece. They look as though they are un-photo shopped because you can definitely see the tires in her eyes.

This one showcases her sun damage and hung over eyes.

I commend the no photo shop thing. Bravo.

Poster for He's Just Not That Into You, set to open in the beginning of next year.

Back To The Clinic

Amy Winehouse was taken to the hospital again after suffering a reaction to medication.
She was admitted on Sunday and it's still unknown what the medication was (crack?).
Her rep says this is part of her "ongoing treatment".

I Feel Bamboozelled

Turns out Guy Ritchie is getting money from Madonna in the divorce. Liz Smith from the New York Post:
Guy Ritchie gets about $70 million. He is not walking away "without a
penny." Please! He was no poor boy picked up from nowhere; so now he has to be
compensated to support the life to which he has become accustomed. Guy Ritchie
had a name and considerable cash when he and Madonna married. He's earning about $4 million right now for directing "Sherlock Holmes." But once you taste the
really high life, you hold on if you can.

If not to the woman, at least to her money.
People thought he was all manly and above taking the money, turns out he's just like me!
If this were a woman who had two kids with a man and he was loaded people wouldn't be batting an eyelash if she was taking some cash in the divorce.

Pete Speaks

Pete Wentz talked to Ryan Seacrest about the labour and deliver of new son Bronx.
"Obviously, some stuff my wife would freak if I said, but she's pretty much
a saint," he said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show. "Right before
she went into labor, I was like, 'Oh my God, I think I'm having a heart
"Natural things start going on in your body," Wentz went on. "My
heart started beating really fast."
He explained, "You see your wife in all this pain, and you really don't know what's happening."but Ashlee "took care of me and made sure I was OK and then we went into labor," Wentz told Seacrest. "That's why she's a saint."
Also Pate says lots of people are wanting access to Baby Bronx "Having a child is like opening a new spot in L.A. -- everyone's trying to get in every night!"

Katherine Heigl and her husband Cat Stevens celebrate KH's birthday.


Holly Montag (Heidi's sister) was in Toronto last night for a live Hills After Show.

I usually don't watch the after show because that red head and the where's Waldo guy are annoying as hell and I don't like to commit that much time to analyzing The Hills, it's bad enough I watch it.

Anyways, I did tune in last night because Holly was on and I wanted to hear what she had to say about Heidi and Satan's wedding. It was kinda sad. She was being really strong, very non judgemental but when she found out that the wedding was last Thursday she kind of broke down, she was trying really hard not to cry but you could tell she was about to lose it.

Click here for video of the awkward moment.

Get Ready For a Britney Blitz

Britney Spears' album is dropping on December 2nd. There's a bevy of magazines, MTV specials(Nov. 30th), television appearances (December 2nd, Good Morning America, and X Factor). She's currently in Germany, then France then England.
But for now it's all about her Rolling Stone Cover. Her last Rolling Stone article was bad news bears, totally making her look like the mess she was and not apologizing for it.
But this time around Britney actually posed for the photos and she looks happy and healthy. She may still be struggling, but it's on the inside, right where her handlers want it to be!
The RS interviewer said that she was never left alone with Britney and had to submit her questions to the powers that be before they were asked.
I'm on the Britney Comeback train, hell I'm the conductor, but I thought this quote was funny. Speaking of her kids:
Every time they come to visit me, I think about how they’re such special people. They are starting to learn words like ’stupid,’ and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”
Yeah they didn't get the F-word from you but they may have inherited your crazy gene...what's worse? And don't rag on the man that's been taking care of your kids while you were flying over the cookoo's nest.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Lindsay Slips...again

Inside Edition has video of Lindsay Lohan sneaking vodka from a bar, mixing it with Red Bull and then gulping that shizz.

The footage was taken 5 weeks ago at a Washington club Samantha was DJ'ing at.


Yeah Right!***UPDATED***AGAIN***

OK is reporting that Heidi and Spencer got married in Mexico in a "small ceremony", now I would have no problem believing that these two would be dumb enough to get married, really who else would have them, but when I heard small ceremony...I don't buy it.

These two make a photo shoot out of everything...a walk in the park becomes a GD Sears portrait session.

There's no way they secretly got married without making some calls to the paparazzi.

I bite my's true.

Heidi and Spencer tied the knot in Cabo on November 20th. Us Weekly scored the pics and they will be on this week's cover.

Brace yourselves for their spawn...oh the horror.

Heidi: "The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," I would have too.
Spencer's vows: "Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I'm honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always." Vomit.
Heidi on her family drama: "I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, 'Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle. She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that,"
"I don't know when I'll tell her." Hmmm I wonder if she subscribes to Us Weekly?

Remember the Lauren/Audrina/Justin drama? Lauren hooked up with Justin and blah blah blah.

Well it's all playing out on tonight's show. Lots more mascara tears from Lauren and blank stares from Audrina.

For those who tune in...enjoy!

Suri O

I'm not lying I would totally buy those Sunnies if I had a daughter. No joke.
What I wouldn't buy is a life size version of Raggedy Anne's dress.
You shouldn't either.

Anorexic Barney?

Faith Hill looking old as HALE.

The Madden's Do Good

Joel and Benji Madden travelled to Africa's Sam Ouandja refugee camp with UNICEF.
It's hard to hate them, even though they date/dated (and impregnated) the Anti-Christs.