Friday, January 30, 2009

I have been having some serious difficulties today, I almost lost the whole blog into cyberspace and I am not a techy so finding out what I did and how to reverse whatever the hell I did was not an easy task.

I must have done something right though cause my ass found the way back. I apologize for the lack of (lack being zero) posting today. A big thumbs down for me.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Oh, Yeah You're Life Is SOOO Tough

Definition of Jackass.

Kinda NSFW *some bad language*

Wood Wouldn't Do It

Rolling Stone talked to Evan Rachel Wood earlier today ans here's what she has to say about the rumors of her and Mickey Rourke hooking up.

"I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke," she
told us. "Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of
me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions."

And regarding her alleged affair with Mr. Rourke, Wood says, "I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."

Ok we get it, you're embarrassed...relax.

No really though, when you date Marilyn Manson you have to expect that people assume you are not that choosy, and they'll believe rumors like this.


Jessica Simpson is a dumb ass and totally useless in my mind, her voice makes me want to donate my ears to science and if she dropped off the face of the earth I would be completely unaffected. All that being said, it sucks that she's being torn to shreds over gaining like 2.2 kilos.

She was spotted in Virginia and here's the headline Us Magazine put on the "story"

Jessica Simpson Steps Out Amidst Weight Controversy

OK, what controversy? There's nothing controversial about someone packing on a few after Christmas. And Jessica Simpson Steps out? Sounds like they think this is commendable. What the hell is she supposed to do lock herself in her room and only eat Melba Toast for a month?

I understand the rags trying to present us with someone to break down I just wish they would find something more interesting. It's sucks that last year at this time we had real stuff to talk mindlessly about, like Britney being a whack job.

Jake Gyllenhaal is currently doing Jury Duty in Los Angeles.

The video about shows a pap running up to him and asking him about the $15.00 a day pay, this is when there's a kerfuffle and the pap claims Jake kicked him.

If he did kick him it would have to be like a horse kick because Jake's back is to the dude. I have no idea why I'm analyzing this. Slow news day I guess.


Family Vacate!

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince packed up the kids (even the poor and unpopular oldest two) and headed for a snowy vacate in Northern California.

Victoria seems to have really taken to Jayden and vice versa.

If you squint really hard in the third picture below you can see Caleb, the son Shar Jackson was pregnant with when he hooked up with Britney.

It Being Real Is Even Worse

Joaquin's Rep released a statement claiming that the star's move to rap is not a hoax.

"I believe the transition from one career to another is never smooth.
Unfortunately, Joaquin has had to make this transition in the spotlight of fame.
He comes from a musical family and won a Golden Globe and an Emmy for his
portrayal of Johnny Cash. He intends to explore his musical interests despite
speculative, negative or positive reactions. Casey intends to document this
transition and hopes to create an unprecedented, intimate portrait of a very
private yet famous person."

What the statement should have been.

"What we are witnessing is a grab for attention, please don't ruin this for
him or I will be fired and my only source of income will be from repping Lance
Bass and Joey Fatone. "


I really hate when something happens on The View and I hear about it before I watch the hags peck at each other via my PVR in the evening.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck announced that she's knocked up again on this morning's show. This is her third kid.

Ricky Martin takes the twins for a walk in Central Park.
I like seeing other people surrounded by snow, misery loves company.


Joaquin Phoenix is playing us, his whole look like I'm going mad/become a rapper debacle is a crock and he plans to profit from it.

"He said, 'It's a put-on,'" a source "close to Phoenix" has explained to Entertainment Weekly. "[He said] 'I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown and
change careers, and Casey is going to film it."

"It's an art project for him," a source tells EW of Joaquin. "He's going full out. He probably has told his reps that he's quit acting. Joaquin is very smart. This is very conscious. He has a huge degree of control."

Nobody has control over that cesspool growing out of his face.
If he really wanted this to be believable then he shouldn't have picked Rap as the career he changed to.
Also, K called it.

Hills Update

Heidi and Spencer took some candid shots yesterday. The two bottle blondes hit the .99 cent store and magically turned into the camera whores we know and hate.

Kissing in the bread isle, trying on ties, and coincidentally holding up a big ole bag of cheese.

In other Hills news, Lauren and Lo are moving out of the new house they (Lauren) bought and moving into a high rise condo on Wilshire Blvd. Apparently Lauren needs more security, yeah, I was shocked too.
Lo was seen moving stuff out of the house yesterday and below is Lauren heading into the new building. Don't worry I'm sure it will all be chronicled for us in the upcoming season.
God I hate myself for watching this shite.

Airport Style

Cameron Diaz arriving at LAX.

She usually bugs the crap out of my but since she split with Crusty Timberlake I kinda like her again. And I applaud the airport style she's got going on here, this is not an easy task. Believe me, me and my travelling sweatpants know.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Wednesday: Cover Day!

I totally forgot it was Wednesday.
People Magazine has the inside news on Caylee Anthony's family.

Star calls out Tony Romo's alleged infidelities.

OK, OK!.

Us goes with the Obama's and of course the side bar that seems so popular this week, Jessica Simpson jump in weight.

The Messiah's get Life & Style cover time.


8 Babies = Suicide Watch

This is kinda old news but a woman in California has gave birth to eight babies, six boys and two girls ranging in weight from 1 lb., 8 oz. to 3 lbs., 4 oz.
She's the second woman on record to birth octuplets and have all of them live. They thought she was carrying 7 and then at the last minute in the delivery room another one was there, yep, they just found another human chilling in her uterus. Nice.
She's still unidentified because she's aware of the media shitestorm that awaits her once her name is released but People Magazine has introduced us to her medical team.

"It takes a village to deliver octuplets – 52 medical professionals, to
be exact, who prepared for every possible complication, and who still got a
last-minute surprise. "It was a well choreographed baby dance in there, as one
infant after another was lifted up and handed on in one long, smooth pattern,"
Socorro Serrano, a spokeswoman for Kaiser Permanente, tells PEOPLE...

During the seven weeks that the mystery mom was in the hospital in
Bellflower, Calif., the medical staff did two drills, with separate teams of
doctors and nurses practicing delivering and handling each baby as it was born."

If you think this is madness then you should also know that's she's planning on breastfeeding all eight of the kids. If she plans to sleep at all for the next couple of months I would suggest ditching the breastfeeding and start offering sexual favors to the stock boys at her local pharmacy for some free formula.

Document Revealed

TMZ has revealed what the document involved in the John Travolta Extortion case is.
It's a "refusal to transport" document, apparently there was a disagreement in whether Jet should be taken to the hospital in the Bahamas via ambulance or flown to Florida for treatment.
John argued that the commute would be the same and he would receive better care in Florida. John obviously ended up going the route of the ambulance to the hospital.
The document "would have released emergency services from any liability if Travolta elected the Florida route."
There's so much more that's going to come up in this and it's sad because the death of Jet Travolta will be pushed to the side, replaced by getting the juiciest story and the most shocking headline. I know the first thing that came to my mind was that he wanted a doctor who was a Scientologist. That's not necessarily a bad thing but because of the negativity attached to the religion it puts me right on edge for foul play and neglect on John's part because of his beliefs...which I don't even really know/understand.
It's sad but it's true.


Paris Hilton is currently in Britain promoting her new show in which she's looking for a British Best Friend.

The show, starting in the UK this Thursday, sees 12 young hopefuls battling
to become Paris's official 'British best friend'. The contestants complete
various tasks and at the end of each show Paris dismisses the person she thinks
is the least capable of being her 'BBF'.

Apparently the American Best friend she got from her last publicity stunt wasn't good enough, I hope she kept her receipt, and I hope that chick had all her shots.

Oh and while on the publicity rounds in the UK she was asked to name the British Prime Minister she couldn't but she did say she thought it was Gordon Ramsey. Sadly that's not a joke.


New Love Takes The Form Of A Diamond

Check out Geri Halliwell's new rock from her rich Italian Piece.

It's gorgeous, let's hope she gets to keep it in the divorce.

Maybe I'm Just A Bitch?

Jennifer Garner's sister is visiting her and she makes me mad too. It must just be something about that family that makes me inexplicably angry.

She reminds me of Felicity Huffman circa Transamerica.


90210 In Color

What color are you?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Strolls On The Beach

I'm so happy Amy Winehouse remembered to being her skinny acid washes on her trip to St Lucia, what would a day a the beach be like without them?

The fact that they still haven't been washed is not making me happy, it's actually making me break out a little.

Keep You Vomit Bags Close

According to Fox New's Pop Tarts Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke hooked up after the SAG Awards on Sunday. Not in the Daddy Daughter way they do in The Wrestler...more in the nine 1/2 weeks way.
"According to Pop Tarts spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he
suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star

Now I would have to see something, I mean it could have been innocent, they don't really get into much detail.
I will say that this is a big step up for Evan from Marilyn Manson, not really a whole step actually, what's smaller than a step? A shuffle above Marilyn Manson?


The Jolie Pitt clan arrives in Japan and just look who they brought!

Don't' stare too hard, it's like an eclipse.


Here's some more, it must be like an International Holiday of something.
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