Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Rolling Stone talked to Evan Rachel Wood earlier today ans here's what she has to say about the rumors of her and Mickey Rourke hooking up.
"I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke," she
told us. "Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of
me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions."
And regarding her alleged affair with Mr. Rourke, Wood says, "I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."
Ok we get it, you're embarrassed...relax.
No really though, when you date Marilyn Manson you have to expect that people assume you are not that choosy, and they'll believe rumors like this.
Jessica Simpson is a dumb ass and totally useless in my mind, her voice makes me want to donate my ears to science and if she dropped off the face of the earth I would be completely unaffected. All that being said, it sucks that she's being torn to shreds over gaining like 2.2 kilos.
She was spotted in Virginia and here's the headline Us Magazine put on the "story"
Jessica Simpson Steps Out Amidst Weight Controversy
OK, what controversy? There's nothing controversial about someone packing on a few after Christmas. And Jessica Simpson Steps out? Sounds like they think this is commendable. What the hell is she supposed to do lock herself in her room and only eat Melba Toast for a month?
I understand the rags trying to present us with someone to break down I just wish they would find something more interesting. It's sucks that last year at this time we had real stuff to talk mindlessly about, like Britney being a whack job.
Jake Gyllenhaal is currently doing Jury Duty in Los Angeles.
The video about shows a pap running up to him and asking him about the $15.00 a day pay, this is when there's a kerfuffle and the pap claims Jake kicked him.
If he did kick him it would have to be like a horse kick because Jake's back is to the dude. I have no idea why I'm analyzing this. Slow news day I guess.
Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince packed up the kids (even the poor and unpopular oldest two) and headed for a snowy vacate in Northern California.
Victoria seems to have really taken to Jayden and vice versa.
If you squint really hard in the third picture below you can see Caleb, the son Shar Jackson was pregnant with when he hooked up with Britney.
Joaquin's Rep released a statement claiming that the star's move to rap is not a hoax.
"I believe the transition from one career to another is never smooth.
Unfortunately, Joaquin has had to make this transition in the spotlight of fame.
He comes from a musical family and won a Golden Globe and an Emmy for his
portrayal of Johnny Cash. He intends to explore his musical interests despite
speculative, negative or positive reactions. Casey intends to document this
transition and hopes to create an unprecedented, intimate portrait of a very
private yet famous person."
What the statement should have been.
"What we are witnessing is a grab for attention, please don't ruin this for
him or I will be fired and my only source of income will be from repping Lance
Bass and Joey Fatone. "
"He said, 'It's a put-on,'" a source "close to Phoenix" has explained to Entertainment Weekly. "[He said] 'I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown and
change careers, and Casey is going to film it."
"It's an art project for him," a source tells EW of Joaquin. "He's going full out. He probably has told his reps that he's quit acting. Joaquin is very smart. This is very conscious. He has a huge degree of control."
Heidi and Spencer took some candid shots yesterday. The two bottle blondes hit the .99 cent store and magically turned into the camera whores we know and hate.
Kissing in the bread isle, trying on ties, and coincidentally holding up a big ole bag of cheese.
She usually bugs the crap out of my but since she split with Crusty Timberlake I kinda like her again. And I applaud the airport style she's got going on here, this is not an easy task. Believe me, me and my travelling sweatpants know.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Us goes with the Obama's and of course the side bar that seems so popular this week, Jessica Simpson jump in weight.
The Messiah's get Life & Style cover time.
"It takes a village to deliver octuplets – 52 medical professionals, to
be exact, who prepared for every possible complication, and who still got a
last-minute surprise. "It was a well choreographed baby dance in there, as one
infant after another was lifted up and handed on in one long, smooth pattern,"
Socorro Serrano, a spokeswoman for Kaiser Permanente, tells PEOPLE...
During the seven weeks that the mystery mom was in the hospital in
Bellflower, Calif., the medical staff did two drills, with separate teams of
doctors and nurses practicing delivering and handling each baby as it was born."
Paris Hilton is currently in Britain promoting her new show in which she's looking for a British Best Friend.
The show, starting in the UK this Thursday, sees 12 young hopefuls battling
to become Paris's official 'British best friend'. The contestants complete
various tasks and at the end of each show Paris dismisses the person she thinks
is the least capable of being her 'BBF'.
Apparently the American Best friend she got from her last publicity stunt wasn't good enough, I hope she kept her receipt, and I hope that chick had all her shots.
Oh and while on the publicity rounds in the UK she was asked to name the British Prime Minister she couldn't but she did say she thought it was Gordon Ramsey. Sadly that's not a joke.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
I'm so happy Amy Winehouse remembered to being her skinny acid washes on her trip to St Lucia, what would a day a the beach be like without them?
The fact that they still haven't been washed is not making me happy, it's actually making me break out a little.
According to Fox New's Pop Tarts Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke hooked up after the SAG Awards on Sunday. Not in the Daddy Daughter way they do in The Wrestler...more in the nine 1/2 weeks way.
"According to Pop Tarts spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he
suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star