Steven Tyler gave an interview to Elle Magazine and if you have just had breakfast I suggest skipping this until it's fully digested.
Here's some highlights:
ELLE: Since you’ve had a couple marriages fail, I wondered: If you could will your voice to be heard in the head of every man a
split second before he pops the question, what would you say?
ST: “Don’t get fuckin’ married.” And “Lie till you die.”
ELLE: When you and Joe competed for women, who won?
ST: Well, we didn’t compete, but we did share. And the
crabs won.
ELLE: In Walk This Way, the oral history of Aerosmith, the band’s engineer, Rabbit Hansen, said that band members weren’t to accept
oral sex for the last 10 days of tour so as not to spread venereal diseases to girlfriends at home.
ST: That wasn’t the band’s rule. You didn’t have sex for 10 days at the end of tour, but that was so you’d be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder. If you didn’t, you were definitely suspect.
If any of you have a fantasy of sleeping with Steven Tyler it sounds like you've got a pretty good shot. Just basically ask and you shall receive.
Lucky for me I don't eat chowder but if you do I apologize for the visual that will appear in your head for many a lunch to come.
3 comments:
Thanks for the warning.
What a pig. I hope he gets ED or maybe he already has it and that is why he brags (imagines) his sexapades.
HEY!
ED is not a joke!
It is when you are bragging about your studliness.
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