Friday, August 29, 2008

Oh Petey!

It pains me to say this but I fing Pete Wentz kinda funny.


Robe For Madge

Madonna's allowed to walk into the airport in her robe, it's alright.

I would never criticize the elderly for choosing comfort over fashion.


Girls Like Gold

Carrie Underwood said that she thought Olympic record setter Michale Phelps was "cute".
Well turns out he acted on the comment and the two have been texting back and forth and already have a quiet date set in Nashville.
“Carrie needs someone who is going to stick by her,” a skeptical pal of Carrie’s revealed to the National Enquirer. “She was devastated when her relationship with Tony Romo broke. The last thing she needs is a relationship with another high-profile celebrity who’s going to end up loving and leaving her.”
Yep, The National Enquirer folks, so we know to take this with a grain of salt.
If it is true I'm sure Carrie already has sketches of the jewelery she's going to have made from his melted down medals...I know that's what I'd do.

Where You Been Homie?

Josh Hartnet, The poor man's Johnny Depp, was spotted in London.
He's currently taking the stage in the theatre production of Rain Main.

Here we go again. Michael Lohan's responce to Samantha's myspace blog.

"Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break.
Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins.

She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control? I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay .

Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life.That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.?

I can't look at this dude's face anymore so above we have a picture that represents him to a T.

Mulder's Addicted To Sex

David Duchovny has entered rehab for an addiction to sex.
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
I never really understand why people release statements when nobody asked for them and then they ask for privacy. Why don't you just keep quite for a minute and maybe no one will find out .
David's married to Tea Leoni and they have two kids, you'd think they'd have more no?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Clever Family Drama

Hillary Duff's dad, Bob Duff, is heading to the big house. Her parents recently divorced and her mom took him to court to ask him for money to pay half of the amount for Hilary Duff's 21st birthday party, the amount being $25,000.

For 25 G's I hope there's strippers, or monkeys as waiters or something.

The judge eventually ordered him to pay 12,500 but he also sent him to the slammer. He was arrested for contempt after the judge says he violated an order and sold assets without the consent of his wife.


Hands On Daddy

Mark Wahlberg took the kiddies out and just like everyother parent ended up having to rangle them up and head home. Kids are the devil, they ruin everything.

See below for a picture of my fantasy. Even if he's wearing a Kevin Federline Tuxedo I'll still take it.


Men Trouble Meet Hair Trouble

Kate Hudson and her daughter/son take in NYC.


The Original Gangsters of 90210 did a photo spread and interview with Entertainment Weekly and it sounds like Shannen will be waiting for Tori outside the girls bathroom after school. Here's what she has to say about Tori's book, Stori Telling.

"I will censor myself out of respect for Jennie because she's friends with Tori. I got passages sent to me and a vast majority of it is incredibly exaggerated. Maybe it's a difference of how I was raised. I just don't believe you write personal on-set experiences in a book. For me, when you work it's almost a sacred experience whether you get along with everyone or not. In 27 years of acting I've never sold out one of my cast members. Ever. And I will stick to that."


September 2nd is inching closer...


Jackson Mania

Michael Jackson made a rare appearance at a Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.

He rocked a blazer, pyjama pants and Jackie O sunglasses. I would totally rock this outfit but unfortunately mere mortals cannot pull it off. Only Mr Jackson.

Below, in honor of Michael's 50th birthday we have a computerized look at what he would look like today without all the plastic surgery.

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Mr Big

Chris Noth proves he's nothing like his Sex and the City character and rocks the baby carrier.


Running In NYC

Michelle Williams chases Matilda down the streets of New York, now I see why she's always in a stroller.

Go Back Home and Stop Trying

Solange Knowles was doing an interview via satellite with a local Las Vegas News Station yesterday and before they were on the air producers asked her if they could talk about Jay Z's 40/40 club closing in Las Vegas. Solange and her rep said no and that was that. End of story.
So when it came time to go on air the bubbly reporter gave a regular intro and then threw it to Solange this is when Solange brought all this attitude saying it was unprofessional that they wanted to tie her into her Bother in Laws establishment and blah blah blah. A producer quickly comes on voice over and reminds Solange that that whole conversation took place off air. So she totally just brought it up herself.
You have to check out the video, this chick's a really big FAIL. Just hang up the act and become your sister's personal assistant already.

Sam Strikes Back

Samantha Ronson's responds to Michael Lohan's accusations via her myspace page.
Current mood: bullied

i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words... so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living.... i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all..... written by me..... when does your book come out mr. lohan?
I'm on the side of anyone who's calling Michael Lohan a tool.
Lindsay also posted a blog on her myspace as well.
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what
i have believed my whole life- don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going...

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It
really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but
this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to
involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I'm not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on...

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera
man at x17.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Wednesday Cover Day!

Shannen Doherty tells all to Us Weekly. HELL YES!

Intouch is still living in 2005.

OK claims Jen's getting revenge, whatever that may be.

A 2008 recap from Life & Style .

Another body Issue from Star. So creative.

And People Magazine has an exclusive interview with Jessica Simpson, you know 'cause they are so hard to get. She'll tell homeless people all about her relationship if it bought her a cover.


Losers Shop

A trip to the market became another shoot for Heidi and Spencer.

The bottom pic is the one she's bringing to her plastic surgeon next week, "Do it up Doc!", the first one is a reenactment of Titanic...Duh!


I Spoke Too Soon?

Denise Richards' show may not be cancelled afterall. A rep for E! tells OK Magazine,
"The show has not been cancelled--The series has performed well for the network and decisions are still being made regarding a second season."
You're in my prayers Denise...God knows you need the gig.


I never realized just how much I missed the HOT ASS MESS that is Tara Reid.

This outfit just confirms how much I love her. I accept her in all her trashiness, I prefer my Tara hammered outside a club but I guess I'll take what I can get these days.

Just a reminder Tara is 32 years old, meaning she can totally pull something like this off right?

Michael Lohan's A Tool

Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan doesn't like Samantha Ronson and he isn't afraid to tell a major news outlet.

“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”

You know what might have keep her out of trouble in the first place? A constant, reliable father figure while growing up. Since he wasn't there I guess he's trying to make up for it by talking to the press about personal issues with her sobriety...good one!

A rep for Lindsay says, “This is totally a lie and untrue.” Michael Lohan lying, you don't say.


Mystery Solved!

Kelly Osbourne was home all weekend fighting a flu and then she had a run in with some woodwork. A source tells The Mirror:

"When she got home she reached up to get a glass from the cupboard to have a
drink when the entire thing fell off the wall and smashed into her face.

Kelly was in a right state. She had blood pouring out of a lump in her head, while black and blue swelling started almost straight away around her eyes. "

Delightfully boring.


Keifer Sutherland thinks he's overpaid.
“The kind of money generated around the industry is way out of proportion. The admiration bestowed on actors is also out of perspective.

Doctors are the stars of our society - people like my grandfather who was responsible for the health care in Canada - as well as teachers, firefighters and police officers.”
Well I think administrative assistants are underpaid. I deserve a raise, look at all the blogging I do on my company's goes totally unrecognized.


Justin Long and Drew Barrymore split and now he's dating the nastiest creature to ever walk the face of this planet, Kirsten Dunst.
I cannot stand this chick.
He's dead to me!

Kelly Lies

Jenny Garth talks about returning to the set of 90210.

“There was almost a comfort in knowing that I was getting to work with
somebody who had been on the original with me and gone through the same
experiences,” she told
Radar magazine. “Like, ‘Okay we’ve been through the war together already.’ I never even gave any thought to it being awkward. I know how much I’ve grown up since then. I would assume that she’s grown up the same

Yeah well you assumed wrong, Shannen Doherty is, was, and will always be a super biatch, and I loves it!


Bros Before Hos

Both Brad and George Clooney attend the Not On Our Watch Gala in Venice.

Brad went over to George's hotel room first and they gave each other Mani/pedi's in preparation.


Why So Blue? and Black?

Kelly Osbourne left her home yesterday looking like one of Naomi Campbell's assistants.


Tell Me, How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have called off their engagement. Nicollette's rep:
"Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement," said Nicole Perna. "They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter"
They originally dated back in the early nineties, when Michael had the flowing locks that looked like a before shot for Pantene.
You win some you lose some...

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

It's Ovah

Denise Richards' reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated has been cancelled.

The ratings started off strong but fell throughout the season.

Sadly I watched this trash and actually enjoyed it a little, her father was highfreakinglarious.

So yesterday her ex announces he's elated that his new wife's expecting, and today her show gets cancelled...tough week.


Julia In Hawaii

Julia Roberts is vacationing in Hawaii with her gaggle of homely looking children.

She's just a mom dong her thing.



Pamela Anderson is in Australia promoting her new E! Reality Show looking beat as hell.
She's about one eyeliner application away from Amy Winehouseville. And that whole liner above the lip thing...yeah, we're on to you. We can see.