Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Britney Shells Out


It may be great to have Britney Spears' money but it's not so great to have Britney's expenses.
Over the last year Britney has spent 2.7 Million dollars on lawyer fees. Just some examples:
• $460,000: Cost of divorce and custody proceedings with Kevin Federline
• $113,000: Cost of a Florida civil suit brought against Spears by her former manager
• $26,000: Cost of Spears' headline-grabbing driving without a California license trial
• $7,000: Cost of a legal dispute over mold in Spears' leased Malibu property
• $102,000: Cost of Jamie Spears' attorneys during the first six months of conservatorship
• $4,600: Cost to hire a private messenger service to confidentially deliver legal documents
OK,
a) She should have just kept Kevin, it would have been cheaper.
&
b) As a solution to this problem I propose Brit hire me as her lawyer, I watch a lot of Law & Order and I would only charge half of what she's being charged now...just over a mil seems like a deal to me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A) LMAO
B) WTF is that pic and where did you find it.

C) you would make a good lawyer...instead of objection you can say "whatevah"

Anonymous said...

LMFAO at bud's comment to c)! ahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Great picture.

Funny K.