Radar gave Spencer Pratt his very own advice column called "Yo Spencer". Check out one of the "problems" needing solved.
"YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?
Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy's really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn't count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets. "
Well, I happen to know that I am HELLA SEXY when I'm drunk!
All joking aside though, his advice isn't really that bad. I was expecting every answer to be "get a tan, perm your hair, and whiten your teeth 5 times daily".
You're still a loser though.
3 comments:
the person is really wondering should she call the guy after she pissed his bed...Oh no honey you better hope and pray you never see him again...why would she want to put herself in that situation???
GD ppl you can't recover from a pee incident
Yeah it's an automatic NO CALL BACK
what moron would even speak to retell this situation
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