Whatevah: April 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Lane Garrison Released From Prison

Lane Garrison has been released from a California Prison yesterday (insert Prison Break reference here) after serving half of his 40 month sentence.

He was picked up by family members who took him straight to Jessica Simpson's family's home in Encino California. Joe Simpson was Garrison's youth pastor back in Texas.

Lane will now start a five month in-patient Rehab program.

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Bump Watch '09

Nicole Richie heads to the salon.

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Brown's Lawyer Wants Case Dismissed

At the last court hearing Chris Brown's lawyer, Mark Geragos, was granted a delay and Chris is due back in court on May 28th.

Geragos also indicated that he is planning to file a motion to dismiss the
charge after a police leak in the investigation, wherein Rihanna's beaten and
battered photo surfaced onto the Internet.

It's ridiculous that this is even being entertained.

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Jennifer Garner Actually Looks Nice

Jennifer Garner left David Letterman's joint looking like she had a run in with The Sham Wow dude.

I'm sure some reporter will get the breaking news of what happened to her arm and knee. I swear to god it wasn't me...I swear to god I didn't push her down the stairs last Monday at 9pm...

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Done...again

Sean Penn and Robyn Wright Penn are splitsville, for real this time.

The news that they were separating first hit back in December and then they pulled a takesies backsies and were gonna try to work things out. That didn't happen.

Sean Penn has filled for legal separation again. It's ovah.

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Singin' In The Rain

Brad Pitt plays a limo driver in a new commercial for Japanese cell phone company, Softbank.

Endorsement dollas pay the bills.

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They need bigger masks

Heidi and Spencer have a pre honeymoon in...yep...Mexico.

Anything for a photo-op.

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Moved From ICU

Casey Aldridge has been moved from the ICU to a regular unti at the University of Mississippi Medical Center and has been up walking twice.

He's expected to make a full recovery. All of the other passengers suffered less serious injuries and are all doing well.

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John Speaks

Jon Gosselin has addressed the rumors that he cheated on his wife, the spawn of the devil, Kate Gosselin. He says he's just friends with the girl he was photographed with and some girls have come forward from the party saying he was not flirting with anyone and he mostly talked about his wife.

"Like most people, I have male and female friends and I'm not going to end
my friendships just because I'm on TV," he says in a statement. "However, being
out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position.
My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these
allegations have hurt them."

After the story broke crazy ass Kate sent Jon to bed with no dinner and has lost his Internet privileges...thems the breaks Jon.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

TuPac?Alive?

TMZ has released these pictures of what they say is Tupac drinking in a New Orleans Bar last weekend.

It looks like him and Lord knows that Hip Hop needs him to be alive right now but the conspiracy theorist in me is not that developed. I can't get on board with this yet.

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People Magazine's Most Beautiful People

People Magazine released what they thing are the World's Most Beautiful People and it's a big ole FAIL.

The cover gal is Christina Applegate and I don't disagree with that one, she's come through her cancer with grace and never stoped fighting even when faced with a double mastectomy.

The rest of the list is hit and miss.

Zac Efron, Tristan Wild, Taylor Swift, Taylor Momsen, Robert Pattinson, Melissa Ryecroft, Kristen Wiig, Julianna Hough, Halle Berry, Freeda Pinto, Ciara, Christina Aguilera, Channing Tatum, Angelina Jolie and the gals of 90210 are the rest.

Thoughts?