Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Take A Seat Homie


My father actually gave this news to me last night and because of how retarded it is I will post it.
Elisha Cuthbert's ex boyfriend, NHL player Sean Avery was in Calgary to play the Calgary Flames and he had this to say,
"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."
Please don't try to be relevant, you are a hockey player, just get married to a blonde and pop out some kids like the rest of them.
This is all because Elisha's now dating Dionne Phaneuf, a Calgary Flame.
Anyways, he ended up getting suspended and a hearing will be called to determine what happens to him. They should send him to coach a really bad team of kids...Mighty Ducks 52!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't know that hockey players wereknown to be ignorant. I need to go see a game.

Anonymous said...

what a pompass wee ass...

Anonymous said...

But the bimbo aka Sloppy Seconds doesn't seem to mind. Sloppy is just interested in bagging a rich athlete.

Anonymous said...

She minded hoops....there is talks of a lawsuit for slander.

This guy is the worst thing to happen to my sport in a long time. Sad part is he could be a good player if he would just SHUT THE F$@* UP!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sloppy is going to sue for what? It was a crude thing to say but that is what she is.

Hey, I ain't too proud of our football players (my sport). Michael Vick abused and killed dogs. At least he got some jail time.

Anonymous said...

Yeah and Plaxico Burress is a real Genius too isn't he? What an idiot!

Vick was the cream of the crop but this guy is different. The way he does what he does is gonna get him killed....Dione Phaneuf...her current BF has already beat the shit out of this guy twice...so now he says these things but won't drop the gloves with him anymore. You lose all respect in hockey when you refuse a fight. AS YOU SHOULD. PANSY!

Anonymous said...

Yes, we do have our share of geniuses. I just noticed that this asshole is on the front of our newspaper. He definately is a puss if he won't throw down with Dione especially after this nasty remark. Too bad she isn't big enough to kick his ass.