Adam Lambert graces the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine looking like Britney Spears circa 1999.
This is the issue where he reveals the big secret...He's Gay. Hold your gasps...
“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay.
Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but
I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.' I didn’t
want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit.
I need to be able to explain myself in context (ed note: NO YOU DIDN'T,
GURRRRL!). I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of
me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."
The snake is real subtle. They may as well have put him in chaps and had him hold a bottle of KY.