Isla Fisher and Borat have named their daughter OLIVE COHEN. Gay.
I'm assuming her middle name is Garden.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Easy Tiger
Jessica Biel was leaving her Yoga class and she thought it necessary to use an umbrella as a shield from the paparazzi.
She was telling them to "get a real job" and also that they'd better not come close to her.
Seriously, you are DATING a big star (who's attitude you have obviously taken on) YOU are not a big star. Shut the hell up and smile for the camera, you are replaceable.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
She Has Kids? Really?
Britney Spears spents some quality time with Sean P and JJ yesterday.
Looking at her makes me wanna go get a tetanus shot.
Animal Attraction
Heidi Klum and Seal were on Oprah and Heidi said this about how she knew it was right.
"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow," Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show's Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.
Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.
"And I pretty much saw everything," says Klum. "The whole package."
He should change his name to Walrus.
MANLY MEN
Askmen.com has named David Beckham The Manliest Man Of The Year. Although it does take a man to wear this sweater out in public I'm not convinced that David Beckham is the rough and rugged kinda manly man. Gorgeous? Yes, but not really manly.
Here's the rest of the list:
1. David Beckham
2. Matt Damon
3. Timbaland
4. Roger Federer
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Daniel Craig
7. Steve Jobs
8. George Clooney
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Christian Bale
11. Brad Pitt
12. Clive Owen
13. Steve Carell
14. Denzel Washington
15. Rick Rubin
16. Peyton Manning
17. Matt Groening
18. Sacha Baron Cohen
19. Shigeru Miyamoto
20. Gordon Ramsay
When I think Manly I think dump him out in the woods and he can survive...kills animals and eats them, can make fire. Maybe my idea's distorted.
I'm sure if you dumped David Beckham in the woods he would find the nearest nail salon for a mani/pedi within 24 hours...now that's talent.
Where You Been?
The world has been less a spandex dress theses days.
Mariah Carey hasn't been out and about recently but she made an appearance at Macey's to promote her new frangrance M by Mariah. Welcome back MIMI!
Throwback
Drew Barrymore is shooting a movie at in Toronto and this particular scene was shot on Centre Island.
The movie's called Grey Gardens and is about the eccentric Aunt and first cousin of Jackie O.
I bet she totally went on the LOG RIDE after filming.
Britney's World
What's going on in the world of Britney? Well her parenting coach has filled a report with the courts that is apparently "damaging".
"The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that "[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off," the source says."Britney’s often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids and has a hard time focusing," the insider adds. "She is adamant that she doesn’t have to listen to anybody — that it’s her way or the highway."
She sounds like toddler, not listening, easily distracted, no respect, doesn't focus.
In other Britney news some "concerned friends and former associates" of Britney have banned together and made a my Space page called Save The Popstar Save The World.
The group urges Britney's fans to stop enabling her crazy ass behavior, contact all the people who allow Britney to sing ie record labels and ask them to stop, and finally boycott her upcoming album Blackout (Oct 30 release).
More Reese and Jake
Jake and Reese go even more public.
They are a pretty big snoozefest really...it's just the wondering if the rumors were true that made everyone care.
They are cute though.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
STEVE!
Miranda Hobbs and Steve Brady make out on the Brooklyn Bridge.
Peeps are saying many of the scenes we are seeing in pap shots are actually dream sequences...hopefully not this one because I would die if they weren't still together. I HEART STEVE!
NO! NOT TORI!
Tori and Dean were at the Dancing With The Stars taping last night to support Kelly Taylor in her quest to become Reality TV's new 15 minute famer.
They told reporters that their B&B in Fallbrook was in danger of the raging fires in Southern California.
"On the way to the studio, "We got a call that our Temecula [wine country] B&B was being evacuated," Spelling told PEOPLE. "We had a lot on our minds tonight. We have friends who are watching [the situation]."
McDermott added, "We don't know the extent of it. There were guests on their way [to the B&B], but they were notified and sent back. The whole town of Fallbrook was evacuated."
Thoughts are with the residents of Southern California.
Jennifer Lopez is Cheap
Jennifer Lopez is being accused of not coughing up cash that she owes to a Limo company.
"Jennifer is being very difficult,” said Spiegel Limousine Corp. honcho Sherif, who asked that his last name not be used. “We’ve been calling for several months to collect on the bill. When I asked why they aren’t paying, the account person claimed nobody had authorized the transactions.” Lopez’s people apparently disagreed with Spiegel over how much is owed for time when the cars had to wait for passengers. After we called Lopez’s reps, Sherif asked us to quash the story, claiming he wouldn’t be paid if we reported the dispute."
I can't really say anything because I am cheap as hell.
Jennifer didn't even hire the cars for herself, they were all for her husband, sister and her stylist.
Halle Hitler Berry
Halle Berry taped her appearance for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last Friday and it aired last night.
Halle brought photo's that were photo shopped and made a comment about this particular photo . She said ‘Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!’ . Apparently the whole audience was silent and Jay Leno replied "I'm glad you said that not me."
Halle has apologised saying she never meant to offend anyone. The statement did not air last night because she requested it be cut out.
A Moron's View
Jessica Simpson wil be cohosting The View in Mid November.
And you though Elizabeth Hasselback made some retarded statements...
It's That Time Again
The Pumpkin Patch is the is the hot place to be in LA during the month of October. Parents give the nannies the day off and pack up the rug rats for a day (hour) of running through the pumpkins.
Above we have Julia Roberts and the Tori Spelling who most likely just went because she heard the papz were there. Stay tuned...I'm sure there will be more.
Oprah's School Trouble
Oprah Winfrey's much publicized school in South Africa has been turned upside down by allegation of abuse, both physical and sexual.
"A matron at Oprah Winfrey's posh school for girls near Vereeniging apparently "fondled" one of the pupils, and assaulted another.
Rapport newspaper has also revealed that the matron, who is alleged to have grabbed a girl by the throat and thrown her against a wall, is not the only one to have been charged with unacceptable behaviour by girls at Oprah's school. "
Rapport newspaper has also revealed that the matron, who is alleged to have grabbed a girl by the throat and thrown her against a wall, is not the only one to have been charged with unacceptable behaviour by girls at Oprah's school. "
One of the girls abused ran away from the school because it had become so bad.
Oprah has been flying in and out of South Africa to check on the progress in the investigation. There's is also a Chicago cop involved to make sure all protocols are followed.
Monday, October 22, 2007
PACEY ON GREY'S!
Joshua Jackson aka PACEY WITTER has signed on to play a Doctor in Grey's Anatomy.
Look out for him around mid-season.
Pacey in Seattle...I guess him and Joey broke up.
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Monday Afternoon Pick-Up
Even if you don't watch the Hills or know who Speidi is you can still look at this picture and feel a little bit better about yourself.
MONDAY NIGHT HILLS!!
TEAM RENEE!
Renee Zelweger recently talked to Readers Digest about the paparazzi phenomenon and how she gets away from it.
"I wasn't really into being followed around everywhere by six guys with two-way radios," says the Oscar-winning actress, who moved east in 2004 and now splits her time between N.Y.C. and Connecticut. "I also don't want to be one of those people who are sour about it. So I decided I'd just leave."
Instead of throwing shite at them or drowning your sorrows in an eight ball and a 26er Johnny Walker Black, just move.
Love the line about not wanting to be like others who are sour. SUCK IT UP AND MOVE!
New Show
Angelina and Brad are teaming up to produce a new show for HBO. It's described as a drama that "will explore the behind-the scenes politics of an international aid organization and chronicle the lives of humanitarian workers assigned to dangerous zones and the people in need they assist."
So basically a big SNOOZEFEST.
BUM DRAMA
Not sure what you're looking at here?
Well that's Jessica Biel grabbing the ass of her friend while Justin Timberlake had his back turned. Star Magazine apparently has the other picture of the friend returning the favor to Jess.
Innocent or cheating with her lesbian lover?
LIAH!
Aa little delivery from COSTCO was made to the home of Kirsty Alley and included a large case of KIRKLAND WEIGHT LOSS SHAKES.
This is not a Jenny Craig product 'yall!
Valerie Bertinelli's gonna be pissed!
A Family Pedi
Kate Beckinsale, her husband and her daughter all went for a Mani/Pedi together in LA.
I wouldn't want my hubby to have jacked up feet but I also wouldn't want to see him sitting beside me at the Beauty Salon chatting about Y & R.
He should just go to the drugstore and hide his bottle of moisturizer under a Sport Illustrated like all the other men.
A Couple Moment
If I didn't know any better I would say that Lindsay and her rehab BF Reiley were passed out drunk in front of the fire.
The optimist inside me believes that it's just a cute (debatable?) couple moment.
Baby Bump
Jennifer Lopez has resorted to just using blankets to cover her ever growing Baby bump.
Although Jenny from the block might be hiding her pregnancy a very special WHATEVAH reader has announced she's having a boy...CONGRATS!!
A Tourist In Paris
Leonardo Dicaprio is playing the regular tourist in Paris.
This is not at all interesting but I just watched The Departed last night so I've got hotness Leo on the brain... and the inevitable Boston Accent I seem to aquire after every viewing.
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Go Away
If I never saw another picture of the Olsen Twins I think I would be alright with that.
I presume I'm not the only person who feels this way...they are useless.
Please stop taking their picture and making them feel like they are so famous that they have to cover their faces with notebooks (that totally remind me of the ones in GHOSTWRITER. Don't act like you never watched that show.)
BRITNEY ROUND-UP
Britney has regained access to her two son's and was spotted out with them and her court appointed guardian.
Nothing says mother/son bonding like Starbucks!
Britney was also spotted going for ice cream in this get-up. Making the choice to enter the public eye with this outfit on proves that Britney is not of sound mind.
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"I.H.O.P" Everyone was OK
Kid Rock has finally made it to the highest honors in the White Trash Club...he was arrested at a Waffle House for assault.
"Rock (real name: Bob Ritchie), 36, who played a sold-out show Saturday night in Atlanta, and five members of his entourage were taken into custody facing a misdemeanor charge of simple battery.
Police say Kid Rock stopped by a restaurant early Sunday after their show, and a male customer recognized a female in Rock's entourage. Words were exchanged, and a fight ensued, the station reports. "
The "female in Rock's entourage" probably had the dude's kid and then stole the motor home that he thought they were gonna grow old in together.
These are the Days of Our Lives...
Friday, October 19, 2007
I'm Over It
Britney Spears ran over a papz foot yesterday. I've seen these paparazzi videos though and they don't move from the car...you have to start driving in order for them to move. This loser just didn't move.
She'll get a lot of flack for this but it could have happened to anyone.
Scientology Style
Say what you want about Scientology Psycho Katie Holmes but Homegirl has style. She even had style before she had Tom's money.
If there was a star's style I would like to emulate it would be Katie Holmes. Some may find her boring and safe but that's where she's comfortable and I love it. She's always classic and clean.
Baby Girl
Isla Fisher and Sasha Baron Cohen have had a baby girl.
There's no info on the baby's name or weight but she is here. This is another one that went along with this don't mention the pregnancy thing.
Not surprising we know nothing about the baby.
I like celebs like Tori Spelling. When she gave birth she practically showed us the birthing notes, with illustrations.
It's Ruined
It's pretty much confirmed that courtney Love will be the executive producer of the story of Kurt Cobain.
So basically don't even go see it. She's probably have Puff Daddy play Kurt.
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