Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Mariah to Adopt?



Mariah Carey has apparently travelled to Mexican Orphanage with her lawyer to look for a child.

She's looking for something tan to match her Louis Viutton Purse.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Thats pretty funny! But when Angelina adopts a bay she is a F@ck*ng saint who is out to save the world. What's up with the double standard?

Anonymous said...

Straight Up Dawg!

Anonymous said...

That was me (dawg)

JEWELS said...

COME ON!!!!!!

You know you know what I mean.

She's as deep as a puddle! I'm sure it's good for the kids to have a life change but I'm thinking she's gonna have a pretty absent mother.

Can you imagine her changing diapers and burping a baby?

Anonymous said...

The real problem we need to look at is how is she going to dress the poor kid..Oh no what if she gets a girl..great two Mariah's in too short, too tight spandex dresses..

Anonymous said...

PIMP.....deep as a puddle!! LMFAO!

Doesn't matter. She is trying to help a child have a better life and improve his life and all that other shit you guys say when you're sticking up for the toothpick chick

Anonymous said...

Can I get a "What, What!"

JEWELS said...

MELISSA LMGDAO!

And too Bud...GO TEAM ANGIE!

JEWELS said...

Oh and too JANJAN...she's totally gonna name the kid Kelly Kapowski and rock the span-mini-dress.

Anonymous said...

was I really an after thought there JuJu..

JEWELS said...

I'm enter-happy.

It was all supposed to be in the same comment.