Christina Does Ryan

Christina Aguilera called into the Ryan Seacrest Morning Show today and dished on her new life with Baby Max.

When asked by Ryan why she's out promoting so soon after the birth of her son, Christina replied,

I'm going stir crazy in the house!

After congratulating her on new parenthood, Ryan asked about 3-week old Max. Christina gushed,

He's doing amazing. It's so incredible, the most unbelievable thing. It's still the first couple of weeks. Every week something new happens -- it's a constant change. He's constantly changing, doing these incredibly cute things and incredibly stinky things!

As for help, Christina and Jordan, who also have the assistance of a baby nurse, rely on family and medical professionals as well.

I have a lot of great help around me. My mother-in-law, family. Max has great doctors, his pediatrician, my OB. My husband and I, we ask a ton of questions. My husband is really good at staying on top of questions.

At 8-days old, the family celebrated Max's bris -- with some interesting decorations!

He did have a bris! It was really interesting because I'm not Jewish, but my husband is [and we are raising Max that way]. I never really knew a lot of Jewish people growing up, I never knew about a bris. It's all a learning process. Of course, we're such a non-conventional couple that we had penis balloons everywhere.

On the topic of her 'failure to announce' her pregnancy, Christina laughs and explains,

People thought I was trying to keep it a big bad secret! But really, I just didn't want to address it. When it came out it's fine, obviously I'm going to start showing! I just think it should be a natural progression.

I think this couple is genuinely happy and are very much in love with eachother.

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Man Of The Month

Matthew McConaughey has really cleaned himself up nd I am back to wanting to have the womb his baby is gowin' in.

Congrats Matt!

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Paris Hilton arrives at the premeire of The Hottie and The Nottie looking ripe for skin cancer.

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Wedded Bliss

Katherine McPhee and her father on their Honeymoon in Hawaii.

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Jordan Bound

Angelina Jolie was spotted at the airport and she was heading to Jordan.

She was sans Brad and the gaggle of children but she did remember to conceal the bump.

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CH CH CH CHIA!

John Travolta lost the Dicaprio part and is opting for the closer shaved look.

I would reconsider because the place where there should be no hair (naturally) is not blending it's being rejected by the Scientology roots.

Just go bald and buy a hat homie.

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Heath In Final Resting Place

Heath Ledger's bdy and his family has arrived in Perth, Australia where Heath will be burried.

Heaths family were exhausted and distraut when they were photographed at the airport and when asked to comment on Heath's sister just replied "I'm sorry".

New York Medical Examiners are also rumored to be releasing Heath's Toxicology Reports today as well.

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Britney Update

Paparazzi Adnan Ghalib visited the UCLA Medical Centre this afternoon and spent 30 minutes inside the facility. He didn't get to see Britney though.
When asked why he was turned away he replied "no comment".

Lynn Spears confirmed to the stalkers parked outside Brit's current address that Adnan did not see Britney while he was there.

WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE THE COURTROOM?

• After taking it to court Jamie Spears is still the co-conservator of Britney's estate along with Andrew Wallet.

• Britney's father and Andrew Wallet wanted Trope and Trope to be removed as the lawyers representing Britney in her custody battle with Kevin Federline because they are too chumy with Sam Lutfi but they were denied.

• The restraining order agains Lutfi is still in place and he can have no contact with Spears, including no phone calls or emails.

• A court appointed lawyer who met with Britney for 15 minutes claims she is not mentally stable enough to understand the court proceedings taking place right now and that she also doesn't understand the impact it has on her life.

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Amy's America Bound

Amy Winehouse left rehab today to get her Visa so she can perform in the States at The Grammys on Febuary 10th.

Hopefully there are no drug fueled appearances from Amy.

No Changes For Britney

This is the the most pointless post ever and really I can't believe it even went into court but remember when Britney was seeking visits with her boys in a therapeutic setting?

Well turns out that setting is not the nut house so that request was denied today in court. Kevin Federline still has sole physical custody with no visitations for Britney.

Stay tuned for the Papa Spears conservatory update.

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Vomit

Hugh Hefner and Girlfriend Holly Madison are talking about their plans to have a baby. When asked how it's going Holly replied, "There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!". Gross.

When asked what she was hoping Hef was getting her for Valentines Day she says, "I don't know, I want like a house and a kid."

I would make fun of her for sounding like a dumb blond, but sadly I actually watch Girls Next Door and she's pretty well spoken.

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Flop

Eva Longoria was on a promotional blaze for her new movie "Over Her Dead Body" but it doesn't look like it made a difference. The Box Office Numbers for this weekend:

1. Hannah Montana - $29 million

2. The Eye - $13 million

3. 27 Dresses - $8.4 million

4. Juno - $7.4 million

5. Meet the Spartans - $7.1 million

6. Rambo - $7 million

7. The Bucket List - $6.

8 million8. Untraceable - $5.4 million

9. Cloverfield - $4.9 million

10. There Will Be Blood - $4.7 million

Ouch. Getting beat by Hannah Montanna's got to hurt. Eva's movie brought in 4.6 million on it's opening weekend.

I bet someone's praying for the writers to come back..

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Vanity Fair Does Hollywood

Vanity Fair's February issue features 10 young Hollywood stars all dressed in Dior. The girls featured are Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Alice Braga, Zoe Saldana, Elizabeth Banks, Ginnifer Goodwin, America Ferrera and Ellen Paige.

This is the kind of publicity girls should be yearning for, not crotch shots while balancing a vodka tonic in one hand and an eight ball in the other.

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The Battle For Britney Continues

The right that Jamies Spears was granted on Friday only lasts until this morning. He's facing off with Britney's lawyers who will try strip him of his conservatorship. Her lawyers will argues that Britney hates her father and that she would object to him being in charge.

"Yesterday, a lawyer for Trope and Trope (Brit's divorce/custody attorneys) went to UCLA to visit Britney. After being there a short time, one of the staff doctors asked the attorney to leave, because the co-conservators objected to the visit.

Sources say tomorrow, Trope and Trope will appear at the court hearing. Along with attorney Adam Streisand, who specializes in estate law, and ask that both co-conservators be removed."

Although Trope and Trope are not certain who they want to be named the new conservator they for sure don't want it to be Jamie Spears.

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Amy Winehouse...Out

Amy Winehouse took a short break from rehab this weekend. It wasn't long though, the singer was back at the recovery process in no time.

Thank God.

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Gwen's Bump

Gwen Stefani shows at the airport.

Kingston is beyond Cute, but kids in airports make me want to jump off a bridge. Hopefully she's got Gravol!

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New Video

Do we all remember the shot above? Heidi and Spencer shooting Heidi's video on the beach?

Well CLICK HERE to see all the hard work finally pay off.

The new single is called Higher and is the worst piece of music ever to hit to internet. The video may even be worse than the song.

It's all just bad, but you simply cannot not look. I apologize in advance.

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This Is What A Hidden Pregnancy Looks Like

And it 'aint pretty!

Angelina Jolie showed up to the Santa Barbara Film Festival in this get up.

Just say it so we can get back to normal clothing.

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A Z List Wedding

Katherine Mcphee, 23, married boyfriend Nick Cokas, 42, in Beverly Hills this weekend.

"(Nick) is the love of my life," McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. "This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect."

The two were joined by 305 wedding guests...modest.

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Britney Get's Visitors

Lynn Spears pulled a Jessica Alba while she visited UCLA Medical Centre with ex husband Jamie Spears.

Turns out Britney's shrink decided she wasn't ready to be released from the pshyc ward and put her on a 14 day extended stay. Britney's been diagnosed with Severe Bipolar Disorder.

Get better! Get your kids back! And move to Louisianna!

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Time For A Touch Up!

Heidi Montag's right homie looks like it needs an adjustment.

That's what you get when you let spencer do your boob job.

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Holy Crap

Usually when stars announce they are pregnant you can barely see a bump but not Tori!

I would have though she was just waiting for the three month mark to make the announcement...with People Magazine on speed dial. Pimping out her happiness for some publicity.

Here's Tori with her dead beat husband and bulging belly.

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Jamie Has The Power...Sam Has The Restraining Order

Britney's father was successful in court and has won the rights to control Britney. He has the responsibility of caring for her assets and making medical decisions while she's in the loonie bin. The Spears family also got 21 day civil restraining order against Sam Lutfi.

"Jamie has the power to restrict any visitors to Britney. He is also in charge of arranging 24-hour caretakers for her, as well as security.

In addition, the judge gave Jamie the power to cut off all of the singer’s credit cards and to prosecute any restraining orders on her behalf.

He also has full control of her residence and can legally remove anyone who is staying there. In addition, he has the power to keep Britney in California. "

Sam's not taking this lying down though. He spoke to Us Weekly and he basically calls her family stupid crazy hicks.

“Oh boy, her family is crazy! It's funny because that's what the doctors say when they meet the family. They always come back and say, ‘You know, [her problems] are inherited, right?’ It’s just so sad. It's shared equally from both of her parents.”

On the "intervention":

“They (Brit's parents) show up to the house like hillbillies, texting me. I find out that they’re outside, and they go, ‘You better let me in the gate, you ass.’ So I go, to Britney, ‘Your parents are here, let them come in and yell at you and scream at you. If anything else goes on, I'll throw you in my car and take you out of here.’ She said, ‘OK, fine, baby.’ I let them in. Instead of going to see how Britney is, they come bouncing through the doors. They scream at me, ‘Why the fuck are you talking to Barbara Walter!' I swear to God that's all they were saying.

“The dad pushed me in the chest and said, ‘Get the fuck out of here.’ The dad gave up and then the mom tried to talk to her, but Lynne was like, ‘I gotta get my beauty sleep, I gotta get my nails done, I gotta do my hair.’ It was just so sick. We made the mom stay.”

“‘Britney, do you see why people think you are crazy? Look at your mother and look at your father.’”

And another example of people milking Britney for every thing she's got, a robbery was reported at her house.

Just after her family arrived back at her house they called the LAPD to report that many of her belongings were missing.

They believe it happened just after Britney was taken to UCLA Medical Centre on Thursday.

BLAME THE MAID!

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Off To Court!

Jaime and Lynn Spears are going to court to sort out the matter of Britney Medical Desicions. Currently her manager Sam Lutfi is calling the shots.

"The court has the power to create a conservatorship, which would allow both Jamie and Lynne to make medical decisions on behalf of Britney. The conservatorship would also allow them to control Britney's financial affairs. Both parents have made it clear: they believe Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib are squandering Brit's assets. "

A paparazzi taking advantage of someone's fame for personal gain? Wow, I didn't see that one coming.

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RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY

I HATE UPS!

Just to let you know...

WHAT IS SHE TOUCHING?

Some lady coped a feel of Nicole Kidman's stomach but to me it just looks weird because she's still not showing.

I think she's a crazy lady pretending to be preggers and is really waiting to steal JLo's spawn from her the uterus.

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I Need A Cold Shoulder

Pictures like this need to stop. My heart can't handle this pace.

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Michelle Speaks

Michelle Williams has released a statement:

“Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best memories of him.”

Goosebumps.

It's My Party...

Paris Hilton threw a pre superbowl party for 944 Magazine and 50 cent was performing. During his performance he gave Paris a shout out and then she started dancing and jumped up on the stage. See below for what she calls dancing.

This is when the greatest thing happened. 50 says loud and clear on the mic "Get the f**k off the stage."

She started crying and was overheard heard whining to party planners, "But it's my party!"

For once in my life the superbowl brings me joy...



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Rehab Claims Another

Eva Mendez has entered into Rehab. Her rep:

“Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

Eva checked into Cirque Lodge in Utah (Lindsay's old stompin' grounds) for substance abuse...we don't know what substance.

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China's Taking Over *UPDATED*

Some more of LIl' Kim for the doubters...

Lil' Kim's transformation to an Asian Woman is almost complete!

Click here for a look at what Lil' Kim used to look like.

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Kevin Surfaces

Kevin Federline's pretty much been holled up in "The House That Britney Bought" with his kids but x17 caught him outside for a smoke break yesterday.

He looks like he should be in the bed beside her.

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Random Pap Shot

I like seeing pap shots of people who don't get photographed often.

Here's Sara Ramirez walking the street of New York looking happy that someone recognized her.

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The Eye On The Bump

Jessica Alba arrives at a premiere for her new movie The Eye with fiance Cash Warren.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, nobody can act blind. Nevermind Jessica Alba.

This is a movie I will not be seeing. HA!


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Britney Round-Up

Britney Spears is still in the coo coo's nest. Here are the latest details.

Britney has been labled a G.D. (Greatly Disabled) this is a huge deal in the shrink world and means you are not capable of taking care of your basic needs "such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter. Being G.D. is one of the criteria for involuntary commitment."

While in the hospital, Britney's making some outrageous accusations against her mother.

"We're told Britney screamed, "The only reason she's admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!" Britney never said exactly who she was talking about.

When Brit calmed down, she talked about her kids, how much she misses them and how it's unfair that she doesn't have them."

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Get better Britney...

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The Dr. Becomes The Patient

Justin Chambers checked into UCLA Medical Centre Psych Ward on Monday and checked out yesterday. I wonder if him and Brit were roomates?

His rep claims he was "exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder. He went in voluntarily to get some help."

You're rich...go to The Four Seasons.

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