Star makes a whole cover out of Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass.
Sherri Shepherd showcases her weight loss on the cover of OK. That "without surgery" line is definitely a stab at Star Jones.
Life & Style holds back with Dirt, I believe Douche is what they are meaning.
InTouch says Xenu and Katie are on the outs. They also say Brad Pitt's drinking "isn't a joke", drinking is never a joke. I probably drank more on my last vacate then he has all year.