Everyone please say a prayer for Brad Pitt for in about 2.3 seconds he'll be grabbed from the street and thrown into the back of a van.
In a recent interview with a German magazine this is how Brad responded when asked to compare his new Nazi flick with Tom Cruise's Valkyrie.
"It was a ridiculous movie."
Um...Xenu be with you Brad, Xenu be with you. You cannot talk bad about the patron saint of Scientology. You will die.