Lauren's Foaming At The Mouth Somewhere

Lauren's already p-o'd at Audrina and now this. She and Heidi went out for a coffee, apparently it's OK to wear knee high socks to coffee dates.

Anyways have no fear, it was all caught on tape by The Hills Crew, so you'll catch the fake exchanges and awkward stares soon enough.

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Happy Birthday To You

Mario Lopez loves himself, if he could bottle himself up I'm sure he'd try to make it available on the open market. Who puts their head shot of their birthday cake?

He makes me nauseous.

They totally should have used this pic but hey, I'm not the baker.

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Mr Clean Mr Clean

Mariah Carey's gonna get Hulk on your ass.

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The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Drama...again

So a rumor was started about Lauren hooking up with Justin Bobby, Audrina's ex. Someone tipped off Perez Hilton and he posted the tid bit.

Audrina got wind of this and thought the best place to address the rumor was, where else? The Internet!

On her blog:

"I'm not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive
for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful.

I can't comment on whether they are true or false. "

So obviously Lauren spoke out of her Myspace. Like hello!

Here we go again...

I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once
again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another
insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm... I wonder who it could be?
I'm baffled... What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear
me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone
that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands
(between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with
Perez...? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let
me know because I am truly stumped.

The rumor I'm referring to is that I "hooked up" with Audrina's non-
boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I'm
being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would
actually be funny to me if people weren't taking it seriously. Do they think I
was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love
it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in
the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn't around. I have been there for
Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of
hooking up with him?? It's the most awkward position to put me in because I
can't defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.

Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.

The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I've known for years and
even shared a home with, thinks that I'm capable of that kind of betrayal. I
would NEVER hurt a friend like that!

Audrina - We promised we wouldn't let people get into our ears and make us
fight. You KNOW I didn't do this and I have never given you a reason not to
trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don't want to fight with you.
Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I
have always been there for you and now I'm being attacked for something I didn't
do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us
and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are
saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn't.

I assume all of this couldn't be said over the phone, or face to face, it had to be taken out via the keyboard and the world wide web. Come on girls, you are trying to get people to take you seriously now, stop with the grade 10 bull.

Sneak Peek

Here's some screen shots of Britney's new video for Womanizer.

It's not surprising to me that the video looks high budget, there's a lot riding on the first video of her "comeback". I did think that the age of the wig was over though so that's a surprise!

It brings me back to the days when my Britney came with a side of crazy, you know the good old days.

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Where Zuma At?

I have a feeling this is going to be the Zuma reveal.

We got a car seat shot, no face time though.





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Suri Makes Me Sad

I've been hard on Suri these days because she's always a bit ole box of crust when seen out with the fam. I'm changing my mind, I think this kid has high anxiety or something. She's shields herself from the papz more than Lindsay Lohan after an eight ball and a 26er.

Also I would like to point out the the ridiculous haircut/style must be mandatory in the Cruise family, I think Tom has one of those late night offers from Peachtree TV. Throw the older one a bone Tommy.

Angelina Madness

So, Queen Angelina came out of hiding this weekend and the paparazzi were there to greet her with open arms.

Above we have Angie headed to a New York restaurant to dine with the cast and crew of The Changeling, looking fabulous.

Then she took a fraction of the children to Lee's Art Shop. Again, looking amazing.

Finally we have the premiere of The Changeling, I know some readers this she's a husband stealing whore, but you have got to give her credit where credit's due. She had two humans inside of her not three months ago, and she has like a whole other farm worth of kids to keep tabs on.

She looks great.


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Sorry

Sorry about the technical difficulties, I suck.

Thanks for staying with me, now let's get on with it.

Woah!

I Catherine Zeta Jones let Lindsay Lohan do her make up...big mistake...huge.

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A Sign Of The Times

The Iconic Records that brighten up Toronto's Yonge Street will shine for the last time on Saturday, October 4th.

The Sam The Record Man Building was bought by Ryerson University and will now be turned into a Student Learning Centre, stupid learning!

Ryerson says they are moving the sign to another location on the Ryerson Campus but I say BULL!

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The Pitts In New York

The Jolie Pitt family have landed in New York. Angelina will make her first appearance since the birth of the twins at the red carpet premiere of The Changeling this Saturday.

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Britney Does Good

The PR Blitz continues for the Spears camp.

Britney went to a Bronx school yesterday to meet the kids, and present them with $10,000 check to be used in their new music program. $10,000 could have bought her a lot of frapachinos, but instead she put it towards flutes and symbols.

This is great, the children are the future...teach them well...you know, all that jazz. It's just what Britney needs, some good ole fashioned positive press.






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Why So Crust?

Samantha and Lindsay returned from their Mexican vacation but they didn't look too rested, I think they need to go back.

And below we have the ultimate diva moment, getting men in full uniform to stand on the stifling beach and cover you with a sheet. I'm sure they gave them a couple Pesos though so don't feel too bad, they were able to buy a Pepsi after their 16 hour shift.




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Variety in Store For Rosie

Rosie O'Donnell is coming back to TV. A hour long Variety Show called "Rose's Variety Hour" (imagine that) will be airing on November 26th and if it does well is be given the green light for a whole season.

The show will feature musical acts, comedians, skits, a monologue from Rosie, and celebrity guests.

Variety shows are not really my thing, unless it's Carol Burnett, so I'll tune in but I doubt it will hold my attention.

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Crocodile Tears

Jessica Alba's new promo for Declare Yourself, she's doing her part to urge people to vote.

I love it just as much as I loved the last one...

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Sunday Get's Face Time

Nicole Kidman took Sunday to the Dr's for a check up.

Unfortunately Sunday didn't get her moment to shine in the glossies so we are gonna have to take what we can get.

Clay Aiken really needed to take a cue from Kidman here, there's no need to subject the world to this nonsense.

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Rome Wedding

UPDATE* And Ruthie was a bridesmaid too!

Lucy Camden also known as Beverley Mitchell, tied the knot in Italy today. She married boyfriend Michael Cameron , an accountant, with former co-star Jessica Biel serving as a bridesmaid.

It would have been so fabulous if the Reverend Camden performed the ceremony.

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Cuteness

The Richie/Madden duo with their ridiculously cute daughter Harlow.



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Ahh... Those Were The Days

Lindsay reminisces about what used to be her favorite pass time.

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Randomness

This is the kind of story that makes you go, "Huh?"

"According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's insiders, 50 may have lent Lindsay as
much as $1 million - and he has yet to be paid back. And there's more. The
insider claims that 50 has begun consulting lawyers after repeated attempts to
get Lindsay to pay him back. "

Lindsay Lohan doesn't have a lot of money and when I say that I mean it in comparison to her lifestyle. Her money paired with my lifestyle would make her Bill Gates. She's hasn't really had a hit movie since Mean Girls and we've all heard her music, it ain't selling.

I think this is probably as true as Tom Cruise actually having sexual relations with Katie Holmes but because there's a slight chance I had to post it.

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COVER DAY!

People Magazine pays tribute to the great Paul Newman.

Jennifer Aniston getting Lipo is apparently cover worthy news, told you it was a slow news week.

Mariah Carey is planning for children. She won't be doing the carrying though she outsourced the job when she heard she would have to push.

I don't even know what the story is here because I can't stop staring at Lindsay Lohan's face. What the hell is their airbrusher smoking?

Star, Snore.

Us gives us it's style issue.

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Vote 08

I Do

Leonardo DiCaprio on marriage.

“What I definitely feel a need for is to make my life about more than just my career. Just last night I was thinking to myself how little of my life has been lived normally and not spent on some far-off movie location. I want to get married and have children. In saying that, I realize I am contradicting everything I’ve said before. I absolutely believe in marriage.”

Ok, I told him not to do a public proposal...I'm all embarrassed now.

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Grease Lightning Go Grease Lightning

The boys of Gossip Girl bathed in baby oil and graced the cover of Details.

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New York, New Brit

Britney Spears checked out "In The Heights" on Broadway last night. It was one of the activities her handlers let her pick from, the others included visits to children's hospitals and feeding the homeless, they are really pushing this new life on Brit.

They should put a hold on the positive outings and focus more on the festering mop that she calls hair.

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It's Coming!

Naomi Watts was really dispointing me with the size of her bump this time around but she's catching up to her last pregnancy!

She still has a ways to go to get to this, she's the Guiness Record Holder for largest bump in a single pregnancy.

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Sorry the 1st of the month is WW I at my office...