Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Dog Speaks


Dog Chapman made an appearance on Hannity and Colmes on Fox News. Listen to this Gaabage:
"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I'm not. I didn't really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people."

"There's a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America. And I used to say, 'I'm black, too.'
"In other words, my whole life I've been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, 'I kind of know what you feel like, because I've been there, too,' that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word."
"I now learned I'm not black at all, and I never did it out of hate," Chapman continued. "This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, 'Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.' And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.
"So, I went too far with that."
That is the quote of the year..."I now learned I'm not black at all..."

A Boy


Some Stalkerazzi are claiming that Christina Auilera went shopping and all she bought was baby boy's clothing.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...

Here Come The Rumors


You knew before SATC started filming that the rumors of Bitchdom and cattiness would be flying around sooner or late. Who's the main target Kim Catrell. Britain's reveal blog is saying that Kim claims she's only doing the movie because she needs the cash.
'It will be nice to step into Samantha's skin again but I'm only doing the film for the money.
'Samantha is very dear to me and I have such a wonderful time playing her, but I can't say more for the experience than wanting financial security.'
Ah yeah, damn Skippy she wants the money. Not all actors in the film industry have an undying passion and want to share their talent with the world. They want CASH!

Gwen Brings Kingston On Stage


While on stage in concert in Santa Barbara, California Gwen Stefani brought little Kingston on stage to say "night night" to the crowd.
Click here to watch the video.

My Brotha From Another Motha

Vince Vaughn talks about hating cell phones.
"I don't own a cell phone because...the old way always worked for me. You call me, I call you back, like a gentleman."
But, Vaughn confessed, he doesn't always let the situation play out that way. "I kind of like [cell phones] if I have to call someone, but I don't like getting calls."

The decision has become a pain for the comedian's friends. "I will say to my friends...can I use your cell phone?" Vaughn, 37, explained. "A friend in need is a pest...I am an annoying friend that way."
Roger that Vinnie.
I HATE CELL PHONES! I never have mine with me and when I do...I very rarely even hear it ring because I forget that I even have one.
That being said I have found myself in some shady ass areas having to pay 50 CENTS for a phone call.
It's a love hate relationship.

Window Washin'



Brittney Spears was spotted using the Windex again...someone should check if she's inhaling that shite.
In other Spears news she has been ordered to pay K-Fed's attorney fee's
"In making the ruling, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon noted the "disparity between the parties income" and that "the vast majority of the ... litigation deals with [Spears's] conduct."
I agree with this being as she was the reason for the whole custody battle thing. Really if she hadn't have been such a screw-up no one would have had to spend any money at all.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Talking About Jujes


Tyra Banks is going to devout a whole show to Vaginas.
“I have wanted to do this show for two years. I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.”
“We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”
Here comes my 50's houswife opinions again. If you know me, don't talk to me about your vagina, I don't share this opinion.
Thanks!

Gray's Sweeping Hollywood



Not Joey too?


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GRAYS Anatomy


WTF happened to MSteamy? He was always graying but he needs to shave that bad boy down a bit.
Mad Scientist is what comes to mind.

Preggers Watch



Jennifer Lopez's ever growing baby bump.

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TRL


It's not a secret that I love me some Tommy Boy. I (unlike him) have come out of the closet and professed my love for him and his whole family for that matter.
All this aside, would it kill him to pick up a pair of relaxed fit jeans once and a while?

Parent and Tots



Britney Spears met up with another parent to swap advice and tips.
"I like to use a little bit of Johnny Walker Black at night...really gets them through to the morning."

Take That Pebbles!


Pamela Anderson and Rick Soloman are still going strong. I see plenty o' sex tapes in their future!

Maybe it's all the hair?



Jessica Simpson has been so busy trying to figure out if Tuna is a land or Sea creature she's forgotten how to manage gravity.


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Not Another One



I know! I know! ..another Angelina post.

I just thought the Jennifer Anniston look-a-like in the backround was cool.



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Class to the Max!



Kevin Federline was spotted with his new girlfriend Nicole Naraine (Collin Farrell ex sex tape partner). Looks like Britney to my ass!
An also is that a mohawk I see in the first picture?

Some Brangelina Love




Brad suported his girl last night the Premeire of Beowulf in Los Angeles.
Click here to watch the trailer for the movie. I can't talk about this movie because it bores me stiff.
"The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel's mother, who begins killing out of revenge. "
SNOOZEFEST!

Hollywood Hockey



Hill D's boyfriend hockey brat Mike Comrie stopped by her set of her new flick Greta in New Jersey.

The Writers Strike


So as of right now the TV writers strike is really only affecting live TV such as Late Night Talk Shows, but the last strike in 1988 lasted 22 weeks.
Most prime time shows have about one month left of shows left before they will have to start reruns.
What do the writers want?
"The producers want the already negotiated DVD formula - 0.3 per cent of sales, or roughly four cents for each DVD sold - to apply to new media like online downloads and Web streaming. The writers say that is unacceptable. Furthermore, they want to re-open the DVD clause, noting that consumers spent more than $16 billion on DVDs last year. The writers, for their part, want what they consider to be a fair percentage of any profits from new revenue streams, regardless of the overall picture."
GIVE IT TO THEM!
Really it's not an outrageous demand. And really I will have to think of something better to do with my evenings other than watching my stories if they don't get it.
It's a tyring time for all (especially me).

Britney Round-up




Remember the ever famous OK Magazine photoshoot? Even worse you remember when OK Mag printed the crap article that really said nothing and didn't even include the pictures? Well here they are!

I don't think they look that bad. She's gotten worse. The photo shopping is to the max though.




And Extra has shown what Britney will look like if she keeps up the tanning and the drinking and the smoking.
Looks like a pretty accurate match to the present Britney if you ask me...

The Hills


So who wanted to be at Heidi's 21st BIRTHDAY BASH last night? GD IT the party didn't stop!
Seriously though, that was the lamest 21st B-Day ever. And she keeps lying to herself by saying she's happy it's just her and Spencer but really she just has no friends.
The Teen Vogue Party...meh. I mean who was there? Hillary Duff? WOOHOO PARTY!
Another random though, Justin Bobby totally wanted to pimp Audrina out to the band geek.
In other Hills news apparently "casting" has started for Heidi and Spencer's wedding of lies. They are looking into people to play the "key roles" because homegirl's a loner. Roxy Olin (daughter of Brothers & Sisters’ Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig) is in talks to be the maid of honor.

STFU


Lindsay Lohan's BF has already pissed me off with this middle finger fiasco. Well now he's talking instead of gesturing. He recently wrote on his blog about Dina Lohan's plans to make a reality show about her family.

“ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!”

Seriously SHUT THE HELL UP!

Yeah I think Dina Lohan is basically a pimp but still, this dude's been with Blohan for like 15 minutes. Her making a reality show is just as bad as you making stupid post that only draw people further into the Lohan Family Drama.

You know because the Internet is so private.


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Pete Doherty Back On The Drugs


Just days after making a statement that Babyshambles lead singer Pete Doherty was off the drugs a cell phone video was released of Pete shooting up on Friday November 2nd. The Sun claims they are posting the images only to deter anyone from looking up to Doherty. Also that his "slaps on the wrist" for his drug offences are over and he should be locked up.
"The Sun is well aware of the sickening nature of the images — and prints them only to show Doherty is not cured and is a terrible role model. "
Click here to watch the video. I found it quite sad, he's a complete and total lost cause.

Rosie Back On TV?



Apparently Rosie O'Donnell is in talks with cable news channel MSNBC for a new talk show of her own. It will run in a primetime slot against Larry King Live.

Not much has been said from either the network or Rosie but she did post on her blog that she would soon be in competition with "the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face" .

Although I agree with Rosie on most things, this is like putting Lindsay Lohan in a room filled with Cocaine...something's bound to blow up.

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Monday, November 05, 2007

The Rich Get Richer


Oprah Winfrey launched her channel on YouTube today. Youtube.com/oprah will be a behind the scenes look at the Oprah Show and will also include interviews.
The first episode will be Oprah interviewing YouTube founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen. Also on Tuesday's show YouTube sensation Esmee Denters (the first addition to Justin Timberlakes record lable).
Click here to see her welcome message.

A Word From Julia


Although the pic is causing some controversy here's what Julia had to say in her interview with Vanity Fair.
On being done having more children: “At this point I’m having so much fun with them. You only have so much energy and you want to put so much energy into each child. I wouldn’t know how to have five kids. And they’re really a good trio, these three.”

On extending her nurturing instinct to young Hollywood’s headliner du jour: “I see and hear what’s happening to Britney Spears and it’s all I can do not to move her into my guest-house and say, ‘OK, this is how it’s going to be!’ And just take care of her.”
On who she still wants to work with after so many years: “I think he’s so interesting, and I think we look alike in a funny way. … Johnny Depp and I will play brother and sister in something.”
Julia on the frenzy surrounding today’s young celebrities: “I think it’s just grotesque. It’s like a circus sideshow. I don’t know why anybody would even want to go into show business these days, with all of the different magazines and shows. It just wouldn’t be worth it. And it’s too fast. Before, you could build a career over years and many movies. Now it’s like you do one good movie and they throw a ton of money at you and a ton of attention at you. You’re being constructed outside of yourself before you even know who you are, and what you are, and how you want to do it, and why you want to do it.”
Julia on how celebs are just like normal people: “We’re all the same. Why can’t we get on board with this? That we’re all the same. Some have cooler jobs, some have less cool jobs, some have longer legs, some are nicer people, but we’re all the same. We’re all orbiting the same sun.”
Julia on if her kids wanted to get into acting: “I would call Natalie Portman’s mother. Natalie is such a good actress, but she seems like such a sensible person. I asked her about it one day when we were doing Closer, and she said she only worked with people that her parents trusted, and she only worked when it didn’t impact her school. So there were definitely guidelines. No one does it that way, but they did it, so it can be done. I hope I don’t face that, though, because I think kids should be kids and childhood should be filled with … you know that smell, when your kids come in and they smell like dirt and sweat and sunshine? That’s what I hope for my kids.”
Julia on getting back into shape after having children: “I have been working out, but listen, it is 97 percent genetics. Don’t let anybody tell you any crap about anything else, because that’s what it is: 97 percent genetics and 3 percent just get your ass moving. Because I’ve never met a cookie I didn’t like.”
This is an actress. This is a true celebrity.

Real Musicians?


American Idol has announced that nest season contestants will be able to play instruments on stage while performing.

They also say they are going to have fewer celebrity mentors as it takes away from the contestants.

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W Magazine Sales Causes Drama



W Magazine released 9 issues for September and 2 of those issue had Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie on the covers.

Anniston's cover sold more covers but when a reporter asked Angelina about it in a recent press conference Jolie snapped back at the dude.

"Why would I comment on that?" Jolie snapped when asked about it at a Beverly Hills press conference for her upcoming flick Beowulf Saturday. "That matters because...."

Just trying not to be bias...

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I will take it


Gavin Rossdale plays tennis and looks DAMN HOT while doing so.
And I never noticed how much Kingston looks like him.

Another Baby...


Another F'ed up name.
Mila Jovovich called her son Ever Anderson.
Ever as in never EVER gonna introduce himself without questions.

Julia Roberts does December's issue of Vanity Fair.
FAB.

Hey Cher, where's Sonny?


Jennifer Lopez should have rethought her tour wardrobe before actually stepping on stage.

Britney Get's Classy




Britney Spears stepped out with Sean P. they went to pick out chandeliers. The last picture is the most tackiest thing I have ever seen, you know she's in Trash Bling Heaven.
The top one make me think those rumors about Britney rotting her son's teeth and requesting whitening may have been true after all.

Baby Olive Garden



Isla Fisher and Sasha Baron Cohen spend a day chilling with new baby Olive.
Can't really see her but it's still cute.

Reese and Kate Are Friends



Reese Witherspoon was palling around with son Deacon on the beach but she recently spoke of another pal of hers..a fav here on Whatevah, Kate Winslet.
“Imagine my good fortune when Kate Winslet moved into my neighborhood, rang my door bell and said, (insert British accent here) “Dahling, Sam is off shooting, and I believe our children are the same age. Could they possibly have a play date and oh, by the way, it’s almost 9 o’clock and I’ve had nothing to drink, do you have any wine?”
"We just really get along. We’re from different countries but we’re sort of the same person. We’re the same age, we have children who are the same age. I just love Kate. I think she is just so great and I’d really love to work with her.”
The line about the wine is FAB!