Courtney Love II

What do you do when you just receive word that you've lost visitation right to the kids that you just lost custody of?

GET A LIP JOB!

Britney was seen leaving a clinic with her lips looking like Courtney Love's after a day at the Doc's.

Other non-relevant Britney News the supposed reason for the suspension of visitation was because when the Drug Testers called Brit for a random check up she was unavailable. Sjhe said her cell has bad reception in Malibu.

Others say the suspension happened right after a meeting with her Parent Councillor and the courts.

Either way she's a screw up.


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Sorry I Couldn't Resist

Two Heidi and Spencer posts in one mornig is enought to make you lose your crumpets and tea I know, but this was too easy to pass up.

The two were spotted ona beach shooting Heidi's new music video. Heidi apparently didn't wanna spend cash on it so Spencer shot it.

That's like going to the vet to get your teeth cleaned just to save a buck.

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New Blood

David Sutcliff aka The Dad From The Gilmour Girls will be joining the cast of Private Practice as Addison's new love interest.

We knew that was coming...you didn't think it would be easy for her and Holistic dude to get together now did you? (It's too early in the season for me to know their names yet)

In other Private Practice news, the show just got picked up by ABC for a full season. PP is the second show to be grabbed this season, the first being Gossip Girl.

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Bringin' Home The Bacon..from Target

Heidi and Spencer were spotted shopping in Target. Notice who's holding out Credit Card.

I was loving the scene's for next week when Spencer says Heidi's going to work and she tells him to try it sometime...GREATNESS!

Mary Kay For Men

American Idol Winner Jordan Sparks wears a t-shirt that should be burned. I would change it to read...I SUCKER PUNCH GUYS IN EYELINER.

Keep the cosmetics Isle for the ladies boys.

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This One's For K...a gift from me to you

Kate W, Maggie G and Julianna M.

Have a good morning.

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The New Cool Thing

I don't know if pregnant celebrities feel like they don't owe the public anything therefore they are not releasing the news about their pregnancies but this is getting ridiculous.

JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY!

I would be shouting from the rooftops if I was pregnant with my first child.

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A Boy and an Apple

Gwenyth Paltrow's kids are getting big. I will not comment on the gayness names because it's not their fault their parents were on acid when it came time to fill in the birth certificate.

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WHATEVAH**UPDATED**

Britney has a messge for you.

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BRITNEY SPEAR'S VISITATIONS WITH HER SONS HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED.

Just after Brit lost custody of Sean P and JJ the court ordered that she could have visits with them every other day and also be allowed one overnight visit once a week, but that has now been taken away.

A court Document claims "[Spears's] visitation with minor children is suspended pending [her] compliance with court orders,"

When will it end.

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BRANGELINA ONSET

Brad went took a step back in time with Angelina on the set of her new movie.

In other Angelina news Donald Trump is flappin' the gums again and want the world to know that he doesn't think Angie's too hot.

"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s no beauty, not by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not – I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.”

Donald, just because you have enough money to own Miss USA doesn't make you an authority on Beauty. I mean just look at your hair, is that the hair of someone who knows beauty?

Donald also says that George Clooney's short. Groundbreaking news no?

So?

Us Weekly made Suri their cover girl this week.


“It’s all about being positive and supportive,” says the couple’s friend (Hubbard advised parents to “try to be the child’s friend.”) As for discipline, one former church member tells Us that Scientologists do not scold their children, but instead explain that bad behavior (like throwing a toy) is the “wrong action.” (A Scientology rep tells Us, “How a parent disciplines their child is left up to the parent.”)

“Suri pretty much does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. If she fusses before bed, they let her stay up later. If they want her to go swimming and she cries, they’ll take her out. If she whines about food, they’ll ask her what else she wants to eat. They always want to please her.”

That's a really juicy story. I don't have kids but this sounds like the way I would parent other than the occasional beating I'd be giving.

I would try not to yell but rather explain and yeah if my kid wasn't gonna eat something I would ask them what they wanted. Lastly if my kids crying because she's in the water I'm not gonna let her ass drown...I'm gonna pick her up!

In conclusion...I HEART TOMKAT.


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CAN YOU HEAR THE ANGEL SINGING?

I am back on my own computer and off of the 1984 Icon!

BRADY!!

Sex and the City Spoiler...well not really a spoiler, the movie's set 5 years from where we left of so the kid obviously got bigger.

LOVE MAGDA!

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Boy Drama

Lindsay Lohan met a new boy in Rehab and his name is Riley Giles. One little thing though...when they started dating (or whatever you call hooking up in Rehab) Riley had a fiance. Now she's pissed and talking.

"Riley went into rehab to get his life together and in the process meets Lindsay and ruins my life. I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up.
"She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and tryingto be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all.
"A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay.
"I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad. We lived together for three years and planned on being together forever.
"But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done.
"Lindsay has no morals and needs some serious help – besides drug rehab — for all her other problems."

Sex in a stairwell...ROMANTIC!

Lindsay can't get away from the drama, she just needs to deal with it without turning to drugs and alcohol.

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Love Lost

Ryan Gosling rarely speaks about his personal relationships but he's talking candidly about his break up with Rachel McAdams to GQ Magazine.


"Women are mad at me," Gosling, 26, tells GQ magazine in its November issue. "A girl came up to me on the street and she almost smacked me. Like, 'How could you? How could you let a girl like that go?'"
Gosling, who has been mum about the split up until now, continues, "I feel like I want to give people hugs, they seem so sad. Rachel and I should be the ones getting hugs! Instead, we're consoling everybody else."
"God bless The Notebook," Gosling says. "It introduced me to one of the great loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that."
Of their actual breakup, he will only say, "The only thing I remember is we both went down swingin' and we called it a draw."

Sad, they made a cute couple.


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I HATE BLOGGER!!!! No pics again...

Oh The Gayness

A family plays dress up...this child's gonna need some serious therapy . The dog probably needs therapy never mind what the kids gonna rack up in bills.

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When Trash Has Money

Pamela Anderson gave OK Magazione an exclusive look into her wedding to Rick Soloman.

Class.

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Of Course

Paris Hilton's trip to Rwanda will be made into a reality TV show. It will be five parts and will follow the STD'd up starlett into the African slums to try to raise awareness about the extreme poverty and need in Rwanda.

Paris' thoughts, "I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me."

Notice how her quote says nothing about the people in Rwanda.

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Why?

Ricky Martin received a star on the Walk Of Fame?

I know I often ask this question about people getting stars but really this time WTF?

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It's Good To Be A Seinfeld

Jessica Seinfeld was recently on Oprah promoting her new cookbook Deceptively Delicious. Of course just after her appearance aired her book ended up on the best sellers list.

As a thank you to Op she sent her 21 pairs of Christian Louboutin heels with a note that read "there are no words".

Oh there's words bitch.

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K FED GOTS MONEY

Kevin Federline is making some people happy around the set of One Tree Hill. A local bartender has said that he tipped her $600 after just ordering 2 beers.

WTF? Where is this bar and how can I get a job there?

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Really?

Heidi's website was hacked last night and someone confessed (as Heidi) that she spread the rumor about Lauren's sex tape.

She quickly released a statement that her site was hacked and it wasn't her who posted that message.

I'm sure all three people who actually check her website are happy all is cleared up now. Spencer, her mom and her dad.


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WTF!

Jenna Jamieson walks the Runway for crazy designers Heatherette.

Looks like Barbie broke up with ken and hooked up with a pimp named Chocolate Love.

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After Booking

Click here to see Britney leaving the Police Station after being booked on two misdemeanor charges.

Britney claims the officers "were nice" and also asks "Where the Party at?"

So sad.

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Presidential Posing

The always cheeky RADAR MAGAZINE features the three top candidates for US president on the cover and they are in the now infamous Tom Ford/Keira/Scarlett Vanity Fair cover pose. Photo shopped of course but it's nice to think it's not.

If Hill was this freaky a couple of years ago maybe Bill wouldn't have had that lil under the desk incident...

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On Set

Angelina Jolie was spotted on set of her new Clint Eastwood directed flick.

Set in the twenties, Angelina plays a mother of a boy who is abducted. When returned to her she suspects he's not her son. Her character finds herself tangled in the corrupt LAPD web while trying to get to the bottom of the story of her missing son.

The movie's based on a true story.

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I Really Am Getting Old

I was doing my daily random stalking of people on facebook and I came across a group called "You Know You're Old When You Watched...".



I had totally forgotten about a little show called Camp Cariboo. I loved this show! Anyone else taking a trip down memory lane right now?


Just me? OK Then..maybe I had no life as a child.

GAABAGE

Rihanna debuted her new tat. What the hell it is I have no clue.

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New Look For Leo

Leonard Dicaprio went dark 'yall. Thoughts???

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Britney Get's Booked

Britney Spears turned herself in to the police regarding misdemeanor charges for a hit and run and driving without a valid California Licence.

Britney was reportedly cooperative with the officials. If convicted Brit could face up to a year in prison but we all know that won't happen. She'll just get sent off with a slap on the wrist and a bag of coke.


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Back In L.A.

Lindsay Lohan must have gotten tired of playing Mormon Wife number 15 because she's back in LA and right onto another set. She was spotted last night at the movies...good start.

What's not good is whatever the hell that is that she's calling a tan. You were in Utah homegirl. We know it's not real.

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Collin Speaks

Collin Farrell rarely speaks about his four year old son James who is disabled but he recently spoke up about how proud he is of his son's biggest accomplishment.

"With my son the only time I'm reminded that there is something different about him – that he has some deviation of what is perceived to be normal – is when I see him with other four-year-olds. "

“Then I go “oh yeah” and it comes back to me. But from day one I felt that he's the way he's meant to be. He took his first steps about six weeks ago and it was four years in the making. All the work is his, he worked his arse off for four years.”

“And when he took the first steps it was incredibly emotional, there wasn't a dry eye in the house. I have never thought of my son as being someone with a disability. It goes back to special needs and what is a disability and what isn't."

James was born with a rare form of cerebral palsy called Angelman Syndrome. Collin worked closely with The Special Olympics before James was even born.

This warms my heart.

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BASTARDS!

I can't upload pics to blogger @ the moment because it's all screwed up. GD IT!

Exchanging Fluids?

Paris Hilton and Kid Rock were spotted together in Toronto last night. This is like Anthrax being let loose in a city.

Keep the Valtrex close troops!

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Someone's 40

Kate Walsh had a big bash for her 40th birthday and co-stars both past and present showed up to help her party.

Love the buttons!

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SURI!

Katie Holmes took lil Suri to the park in Germany. She's getting so tall.

And she's already pulling a Britney...double fisting it!

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DADY HOTNESS!

Mark Whalberg is too much for me. The Hotness is off the charts!

And the fact that he's at the pumpkin patch with his kids....even worse!

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New Couple Alert!

Rumor has it that Rihanna and Josh Harnet are the new peeps to watch. They were reportedly seen canoodling at a New York Club.

Time will tell...

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LOSERVILLE

Ashlee Simpson has her 23rd birthday party and it was an 80's theme to symbolize the decade in which she was born.

Looks like something I would see her wear on a day to day basis. This event obviously didn't warrant guyliner from Pete Wentz. That's a dis if you ask me!

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Still With The Mormons

Blohan got out of rehab but has chosen to stay in Utah. Maybe she's hoping to become someones 15th wife?



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PREGGERS WATCH 2007 ll

Nicole Richie's still preggers too....looking heathy!

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PREGGER'S WATCH 2007

Halle Berry keeps it chic with baby on board.

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Disaster

I have been pretty much out of touch with the world for two weeks but one thing I've learned is that Britney Spears' screw ups are pretty much universal. No matter what country I was in she was front page news.

I'm not gonna do back news on this trainwreck but obviously she lost her kids within the last two weeks.

We'll start fresh with Britney...I'm sure it won't take long for something else interesting to happen.

I'M BACK!

Vacation was fab but I am unfortunately now back @ work. May take me a couple days to get sorted and stuff but I'm gonna try to get back to normal posting as soon as possible.