Osbourne's The New Winehose

Kelly Osbourne was spotted at Punk Nightclub in London with Kate Moss. Looks like they're off the wagon!

I hope my daughter turns out like her. So demure.

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Speedos Are Bad

A still of Justin Timberlake from Mike Meyers upcoming movie The Love Guru.

This is just another shot to prove that the only man capable of pulling off a speedo is David Beckham. Click and let you mind run wild...

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Ellen Speaks

Ellen Degeneres used her show as a platform to put a stop to Gay Bashing and hate within America. She spoke of Lawrence King aka Larry King, a 15 year old boy from Oxnard, California who was shot in the head by another male student because Larry asked him to be his Valentine just days earlier.

Click here to watch Ellen's plea and click here to learn more about Lawrence King.

More Harlow

Some scans of Nicole Richie's People Magazine Spread.

Cute kid...bad wife-beaters.

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Harry's Going Home

One of the stupidest things the press has ever done has caused Prince Harry's time in Afghanistan to be cut short.

The Ministry of Defense:

"Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken ... to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately. This decision has been taken primarily on the basis that the worldwide media coverage of Prince Harry in Afghanistan could impact on the security of those who are deployed there, as well as the risks to him as an individual soldier."

He was meant to stay in Afghanistan until April.

In a way it's great because brings another soldier out of harms way but this was obviously very important to him. He's said "[I] finally get the chance to actually do the soldiering I wanted to do from ever since I joined." Harry also added said his mother would have been proud of him.

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I Have A Confession To Make

I have a weakness for Tori Spelling. Seriously, I think she's funny and honest and so comfortable with her D-list status. You never really feel like you are laughing at her 'cause she's laughing with you.

Her new book is called sTORI Telling.

"sTORI Telling is Tori's chance to finally tell her side of the tabloid-worthy life she's led, and she talks about it all: her decadent childhood birthday parties, her nose job, her fairy-tale wedding to the wrong man, her so-called feud with her mother. Tori has already revealed her flair for brilliant, self-effacing satire on her VH1 show So NoTORIous and Oxygen's Tori & Dean: Inn Love, but her memoir goes deeper, into the real life behind the rumors: her complicated relationship with her parents; her struggles as an actress after 90210; her accident-prone love life; and, ultimately, her quest to define herself on her own terms.

From her over-the-top first wedding to finding new love to her much-publicized--and misunderstood--"disinheritance," sTORI Telling is a juicy, eye-opening, enthralling look at what it really means to be Tori Spelling. "

Now, let's not go over the top here. I'm not starting a fan club or wearing my Donna Martin Graduates T-shirt everyday. I just enjoy her gayness.

Click here to buy Tori's new book.

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UNCLE JESSIE!

Who knew Uncle Jessie had an outie.

It's freaking me out...push it back in.

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That's Nice

Jamie Lynn Uncle is coming forward and speaking about JL's pregnancy. He sys "history repeats itself" because Jamie was an accident too.

"The relative tells In Touch magazine that the young actress' father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant - because he had had a vasectomy after the couple's second child, Britney.

Uncle Willie says, "Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn't be his."

Unlce Willie? Is this for reals?

Whatever, I too was a "surprise"...the best ones usually are.

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Thank You Jesus

Brit Pitt has ditched the stubble and lesbian shag.

I'm not a huge fan of the actual cut but it looks better then what he was sporting before so I'll take it...just leave the hat on.

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Britney Update

I have been a bad blogger these days. Bad Blogger!

I just haven't been seeing anything that floats my boat. And works been busier than usual, blah blah blah, excuses excuses.

Anyways Britney went out for a Frap yesterday and all was pretty normal, except for the pink wigged "reporter" desperately trying to get her to talk to him and give her a gift.

And in other positive Britney news. Kevin finally got those GD kids a haircut! See below for cuteness.




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A Royal Cover Up

It has leaked that Prince William has been fighting on the front lines in Afghanistan since December.

"He arrived on Christmas Eve and into one of the most dangerous places in the fight against terror. He was soon on foot patrol, alongside elite and fearless Ghurka fighters."

Wow, I never would have thought he would have been sent.

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I Love These

I love when I hear about actors turning down roles.

HORRIBLE! Thank God!

Another Thank God.

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Ew

Lindsay Lohan graces the cover of Paper Magazine looking like she's having an allergic reaction.

Get homegirl an epipen.

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It's Sandy!

Mariah Carey showed up to 106&Park looking like Bad Sandy.

She looks happy and healthy though.

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Another Shite Dress

It's kind of hard to tell if people are preggers these days because everything is baggy. Blame it on the rise of the leggings.

Here's Kate Hudson in another head scratching outfit.


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Step Brothers

Will Farrell is a God of Comedy in my eyes. Just a glance at him and I'm peeing my pants.

Click here to see the trailer for his movie Step Brothers with John C Reilly.

HEEEEERES HARLOW!

Here's Harlow Winter Kate Madden on the cover of the newest edition of People Magazine.

She's really cute and a mix of both parents.

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WOO HOO!

Click here to view a trailer for the up coming 8 episode stint of The Hills!

DRAMA! ...yes fake drama I know but still...DRAMA!

It's In The Eyes

Dannielynn is "resting comfortably" at home after eye surgery. The procedure was to correct a condition called strabismus which causes one eye to turn in.

Don't worry I'm sure Larry will be releasing the instruments used in the surgery on Ebay in no time!

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New Book

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have revealed that they will be releasing a coffee table book called Influence.

"It will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation,” Ashley said in a statement.

Among them: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello.

“Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others,” Mary-Kate said."

It would really inspire me if they gave me some of their money, now there's a business venture.

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American Idol Look-a-like

I don't watch American Idol so I don't have any fanatic attachments to any of the bottom of the barrel SEASON 53 contestants but I do have an observation.

Does anyone else see Justin Timberlake in a wig when they look at Robbie Carrico?

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I'll Straighten Your Hair If You Straighten Mine...

I assume that's what was said before this flatiron duo hit the town.

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No Plurals For The Pitt's

THE SUN claims that Angelina is not expecting twins.

“Angelina has been told she is expecting a girl. She’s thrilled.”

Also the family has bought a house in the South of France and plan on having the new addition be born there in honor of her mothers French roots.

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GANSTA!

Sorry, I can not get enough of Cruz Beckham break dancing.

Click here to see his performance from the farewell concert last night.

My nephew could totally compete in a dance off with him, I'm gonna call Posh and set it up...

Easy On The Spice

The Spice Girls gave their last performance last night at The Air Canada Centre in Toronto.

fitting for them to end in Canada since they began in Vancouver.

Hopefully it's another Decade until we have to hear Spice Up Your Life again.

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Shopping

Britney was spotted shopping at Levis ... no news here folks!

Except that hot cop in the first picture...


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Teaming Up Again

Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio are set to star in another film together titled "Cocaine Cowboys". The two have already shared the screen in The Basketball Diaries and The Departed.

"The movie will follow the story of Jon Roberts, the largest cocaine trafficker in Miami in the 70’s and 80’s."

HOT.

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FRAUD!

Pamela Anderson had decided to file for an annulment instead of a divorce, In the papers filled Pammy cites "FRAUD" as the reason for the spilt.

Fraud is when a person enters into the marriage untruthfully. There's many reasons that fraud can be used in a divorce. For example someone saying they want kids and then after they get married saying they don't, or even a woman saying she can have kids knowing that she can't going into the marriage.

Maybe he though Pam's boobs were real.

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The Blonds Are Back

Rumor has it that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back at it again. He's recently been seen leaving her house several times. But there were also reports that Kate was messing around with Justin Timberlake.

I know, wait, isn't Justin Timberlake dating Jessica Biel? Yep...as the world turns...

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