I didn't even breath the whole time

I don't usually blog from home but I had to make an exception. I just watched Britney Spear's "COMEBACK" performance and I think I'm gonna die. I give you the the comments in bullet form because I'm so disappointed that can't even put thoughts together into sentences that sound remotely entertaining.

• Britney took no steps towards fixing the rats nest of extensions on the top of her head that she calls hair.
• She was rocking those god awful fishnets
• She didn't even dance, just kinda walked around and touched the male dancers on the chest.
• Her lip syncing was totally off from the music, but oddly enough still rocked the earpiece and hands free mic.
• THERE WAS NO MAGIC! What the hell happened to Chris Angel?
• The disappointment on the faces of the celebs in the audience will forever haunt my dreams...like my mom used to look at me when she got my report card.

We already know she can't sing but you have to give it up to her. Up until now she always put on a good show, I repeat, up until now.

It's officially over.