Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Roseanne's Nuts



Rosanne Barr had a very strange message posted on her blog this weekend. It read:
"Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking...I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say "no trespassing... trespassers shot on sight"... I cannot wait to shoot someone if need be...right between the eyes. I am a damn good shot too! I once blew a quarter in two at one hundred feet! I need glasses these days to make sure the head wound will be fatal. I hate to see anyone suffer!"
The next day she posted that an intern had posted it and that he no longer works for her. LIAH! She then posted this which I thought was hilarious:
"The fired intern from Myspace (not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for it's return (unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal). The rumor mill says that Perez Hilton knows who took it. "
That's your news in Crazy Celebrities who Blog...for today anyways. Stay tuned tomorrow when Lance Bass talks about his first gay experience.



17 comments:

Anonymous said...

i don't even know what to think of that...hopefully she's joking, but it's really not funny.

JEWELS said...

Where are you? LMAO! I just emailed and got an out of office reply....

Anonymous said...

took a week off...call my cell if you want/need to talk to me...just have a lot of running around to do and i'm starting to feel really nausous all of the time now :(

Anonymous said...

why is D feeling really nauseous all of the time??

Anonymous said...

Oh I also meant to comment about what a nutjob RB has become..who on earth would try and tresspass on her property..I think all is well Rosie put down the binocs and the shotgun..nobody is there...

Anonymous said...

BABYTIME! my first ultrasound is today :D

JEWELS said...

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

D your preggers? :0!! Good for you. Congratulations!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations D!!!!!

Anonymous said...

thanks guys!!!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations D..how far along are you? I hope the nausea is not too bad for you..that is very exciting..

JEWELS said...

now that we know so early she's gonna be like our very own Whatevah Naomi Watts...

Anonymous said...

Oh that'll be awesome....you can go over and take a pic of her every night and give us updates daily. What do you think D are you up for it?

Can show all these softies how it's done;)

Anonymous said...

I wrote a long-ass message on here last night - wtf?!?!!

Anyways, i said there will be no blogging about the pregnancy! LMAO!! and that i'm eight weeks and that i got off fb cause i didn't want the world to know i am pregnant, so my lips are sealed about the pregnancy on the internet world from this point forward! Thanks again for the congrats guys :D

Anonymous said...

WTF? No daily updates? No pics?

Anonymous said...

hahaha...well, maybe some pics when there's a huge baby bump!

Anonymous said...

Just playin with ya D. Totally respect your privacy. Good luck!