Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Xenu Has Claimed Another One


Will Smith has crossed over to the dark side. And he's already recruiting!
"Big stars traditionally distribute "wrap presents" to crew members after completing a film. His recent gift after wrapping next summer's comedy "Hancock" was a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center.
Never mind that such tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that - surprise! - Scientology can fix right up for you."
I don't think anyone could cure my personality flaws so I'm just gonna stick to worshiping Television.

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