Whatevah

Dear David,

There are not many things you could do to make you any less HOTNESS in my eyes. Lets face it, you're married to Posh Spice, if anything would do it it would be that. The beard is a problem for me though.

I am asking politely that you remove the Keanu Reeves looks a like get up and buy a mach 3.

Give me a call I can even do it for you.

Thanks!

Candy Spelli...um I mean JEWELS!

**MUAH**