Friday, December 07, 2007

I Need A New Job


Donald Trump tipped a waiter 10,000 in New York. A reader wrote into The Superficial:
"My friend Billy works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Donald Trump came in and left him a $10,000 tip! Wow! My friends think he's just trying to promote his celebrity Apprentice but whatever. Billy told me Donald hardly even talked to him until the end when he asked, "What's the biggest tip you ever got?" I guess Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab and Bill told him."
This is when Donald tipped it up.
I think Donald Trump is an ass and really only walks the earth as a bid to attract attention to himself, but this is decent. Even if it was for publicity, some struggling waiter got $10,000, and if it was me I would be offering to do his comb over every morning.
LIAH!
Apparently this was all a lie. Donald tells Page Six:
"This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity. It's not my signature."
I feel cheated. For a minute I warmed to Donald Trump and it was all a big trick on my cold cold heart.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Goddamn, I calculate right down to that 15% margin;)

Actually I tip too much to tell the truth......I leave 15% when the servise is shite!