Another Hilton

Paris Hilton's little brother Baron is quite the party boy but I say we collectively try to look away. Don't let him become another Paris, the only reason she became as big as she is is because we wanted to see more of her.

Baron, I chose to not acknowledge you and your prescription bottle and your big bong. In return I ask you not to engage in anything else moderately interesting as that will make this process easier on me.

Thanks!

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