Britney Pulls a Janet....again

It's official. I see Britney's nipples more times a day then I see my own. And who gave her permission to wear that GD hat again.

In other Britney news, Candy spelling has written an open letter to her and sent it to the world via TMZ.COM. Let's take a little read shall we. It's really long so I have put the good parts in bold.

Dear Britney:

You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing -- or else I couldn't decide which side to believe.
You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own "Victim of Pap Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothesfor Cash" to be your legacy? You can do much better.

Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone's vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it's time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go. So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They're probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.

You're doing all right with the

wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it's great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make?

Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you're that addicted to fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people do with second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?

Best,

Candy Spelling

So this has prompted me to get into correspondence. Let's take a read shall we...

Dear Candy,

I can't say that your welcome is overdue because I'm not sure you were invited in the first place. You just write letters and send then to a huge website because someone has convinced you that your opinion matters. If you really cared you would put a stamp on your letter and make sure Britney read it herself.

You have raised a daughter who thinks it alright to steal other people's husbands and walk around in some hideous outfits herself. Nobody needs to see this. So you should bust out your stationary again and star a letter the begins Dear Tori before you dish out punches to someone else.

Yes Britney has earned her fame, unlike you who has just married into it. So why don't you just stop with the letter writing and continue using 20's to spread your caviar on your crackers. You are making a mockery of the name that your husband worked hard to make.

Best,

WHATEVAH

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