STRAIGHTening Things Out

Turns out John Cusack is not gay. Click here to read the original link to the article from yesterday.

Thanks to a wonderful reader pointing it out I can clarify that the article I referenced was untrue. Turns out he was just promoting his new movie in the mag.

As an apology to John Cusack I vow to stand outside his home with a boombox playing an original song of mine, "Sorry I Said You Like Men...in that way". For as long as it takes John.

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UPDATE: