Thursday, September 04, 2008

BULLSH*T


Jennifer Lopez on when she first knew she was pregnant.
"I was sitting down doing hair and makeup and I felt a flutter. The weirdest little ... flourish. My makeup artist said 'What’s the matter?' I didn’t say anything, but in my head, I was like, I have life inside me!”
What really happened here is that she though the flutter was hunger and then made her assistant walk 20 miles to get her Combos because she had a craving.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is such fairytale crap....who figures out their pregnant by feeling the first flutters.
For me it was when I puked up my first McDonalds cheeseburger.

Anonymous said...

MINE WAS BOOBS IN A CONSTANT STATE OF PAIN. I DIDN;T FEEL FLUTTERS UNTIL 4-5 MTHS. THIS IS SHITE

Anonymous said...

Usually it is when you miss a period. Of course, that wouldn't be dramatic enough for this bimbo.

Anonymous said...

I knew by my dizzy spells..but I know what she is talking about

Anonymous said...

I'm out!

Anonymous said...

@K

What happened to that blossoming feminine side? If it makes you feel any better, I haven't spawned either but I do understand biology.

Anonymous said...

i knew a week before i even missed my period...went for a physical and i got a plesant surprise!